The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.11.13

June 11th, 2013 // 327 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s mostly pics from last night’s Broadcast Television Journalists Association’s Third Annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards where I’m assuming Maria Menounos‘ butt won top honors unless they didn’t get our trashbag full of ballots. I also tossed in a few more shots from that Spike TV GuyDudeBro Dickslam thing over the weekend because in the spirit of journalism, I don’t know how to not make you aware of this or this. Oh, and I almost forgot Seal about to murder his kid if that shot’s not white balanced, because remember his weird camera fetish? I do.

Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    Seriously, I didnt see one frigging article talking about how Erin Brockovich looked like a meth head when she got arrested.

    Not one fucking mention, I couldnt believe it. This isnt something as simple as “oh i didnt put sunscreen on”

  2. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
    Emma Warson's vagina
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    Rose McGowan???

  3. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Wesley Snipes is out of jail already?

  4. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
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    signed “I guess I won. – Steven Tyler”

  5. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Imagine Heidi Klum’s discomfort when she realized she was to be seated next to Urkel.

  6. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    ruckus
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    DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??

  7. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    apparently you CAN’T slap the orange off someone.

  8. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
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    After pushing out 2 kids, she is still one bangable MILF!

  9. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    Remember back when she was the hottest chick on the planet? Ask your grampa, he’ll remember.

    • She was so beautiful she was almost like a caricature of a beautiful woman…except she was the real McCoy! Totally breathtaking. The woman who launched a thousand erections just by saying, “Hi there.”

  10. Russell Brand Tight Leather Jeans Cowboy Boots Holding Umbrella
    Mista Snazzy
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    Short guy: “Why doesn’t this son-a-va-bitch let me do my damn job and hold the umbrella?”

  11. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    CMK
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    It’s like Wooly Willy Cocaine Edition.

  12. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
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    Eddie Adams: Jack, I was thinking about my name, y’know?

    Jack Horner: Yeah?

    Eddie Adams: I was wondering if you had any ideas.

    Jack Horner: I’ve got a few, but you tell me.

    Eddie Adams: Well, my idea was, y’know, I want a name, I want it so it can cut glass, y’know, razor sharp.

    Jack Horner: Tell me.

    Eddie Adams: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign – it just blows up because the name is so powerful… It says, “Dirk Diggler.”

  13. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
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    10th caller to the radio station?

  14. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
    ruckus
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    The giraffe from the first picture looks different in daylight.

  15. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
    Mista Snazzy
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    Damn it!!! My ex is now getting it on with Spike “fucking” Lee now? What the hell was wrong with my Sexual Chocolate?

    Maybe it was too much and she prefers just half the amount. Oh well. Where da white women at?

  16. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
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    “I understand why I’m here. And I understand why you’re here, Mark. But what I don’t understand is why Julia Roberts is here!”

  17. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
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    Burt’s face has the look of a man who’s hearing the story of “How I would have taken down the hijackers” for the 11 billionth time.

  18. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    “They’re called bags, Ed.”

  19. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    “Finish your training you must.”

  20. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
    Mista Snazzy
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    Man of Turds at the Man of Steel Premiere!!!

    Interesting!!!

  21. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
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    “There’s that Rhino that took my camera. Patience, Seal, patience. He’ll get his…”

  22. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
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    Shoes are hideous, lime green flash dress is hideous, Farrah Fawcett 80′s hair is hideous.

    I like the bellhops rubber glove though. He’s gonna fist her when she gets into the car.

  23. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache The Screen Actors Guild Foundation 4th Annual Los Angeles Golf Classic
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    “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I dress funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, it amuses you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean I’m dressed funny, funny how? How am I dressed funny?”

  24. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
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    “Look dog, I’m sorry I told you there’s no Tooth Fairy. Yeezy was just kidding.”

  25. Jeff Bridges Jake Gyllenhaal Spike TV Guys Choice
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    “Brokeback Mountain 2″

  26. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Heidi’s expression says it all…”Not another black man.”

  27. Amy Adams Side Boob
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    The dress needs to go. Stat.

  28. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    He looks like he just sharted.

  29. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
    Sonnnnnnar
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    He doesn’t look pissed off at all. Not one bit.

  30. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That mustache probably saw Rachel McAdams naked last night.

    Now I’m depressed.

  31. Russell Brand Tight Leather Jeans Cowboy Boots Holding Umbrella
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    Sharing an umbrella with Russel Brand, especially when you are 5′ nothing. Impossible.

  32. Michael Shannon Kissing Poster Man Of Steel Premiere
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    Nelson Van Aldan needs to go back whipping himself with a belt.

  33. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    And she used to bang Burt Reynolds…

  34. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
    Cock Dr
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    As long as she’s got access to the Sheen cash cow she’ll be fine.
    Of course she may have to take him up the backdoor from time to time to keep the cashflow constant but I doubt that’s an issue for Denise.

  35. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Your mustache is off….

  36. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
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    She left this for Urkel?

  37. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
    jtsquid
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    Sad. She’s really let herself go. Too bad. I guess I’ll have to change my car’s name from Giselle to Miranda.

  38. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache The Screen Actors Guild Foundation 4th Annual Los Angeles Golf Classic
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    “Sorry I got blood on your floor.”

  39. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
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    Funny, when he is out with everyone else but Kim he looks at them as they are walking like they are together.

  40. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Ronaldo
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    ARCHER. great show

  41. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
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    She looks fucking incredible.

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Batu Khan
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    The desired object of the next National Treasure movie.

  43. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
    Jerkface
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    Giraffe: “Dad, is that you”?

  44. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
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    Apparently it’s required that all celebrities over 70 be chaperoned by younger celebrities, just so they don’t get lost.

  45. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Comedy God.

  46. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Surprised nobody has Photoshopped a penis into the hand.

  47. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
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    I’ve tried squinting but the bathing suit doesn’t ever go away.

  48. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
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    “I’m getting ready to autograph this picture to myself, but I’m not sure what to say.”

  49. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    Batu Khan
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    Suddenly, the hand from U2′s music video ‘Numb.’

  50. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    I’m starting to WANT to see wrinkles, how weird is that?

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