The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.11.13

June 11th, 2013 // 327 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s mostly pics from last night’s Broadcast Television Journalists Association’s Third Annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards where I’m assuming Maria Menounos‘ butt won top honors unless they didn’t get our trashbag full of ballots. I also tossed in a few more shots from that Spike TV GuyDudeBro Dickslam thing over the weekend because in the spirit of journalism, I don’t know how to not make you aware of this or this. Oh, and I almost forgot Seal about to murder his kid if that shot’s not white balanced, because remember his weird camera fetish? I do.

Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    looks like skylar started bumping the blue crystal.

  2. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    Who needs to be arbitrarily cast in “The Hobbit” when you’ve got rosie-red full cheeks?

  3. Russell Brand Tight Leather Jeans Cowboy Boots Holding Umbrella
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    Trying to avoid a shower at all costs.

  4. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    CLEARLY she’s innocent.

  5. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    Mista Snazzy
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    Back when Micheal was a good looking Black man (instead of the pretty white woman he turned himself into during the ’90s).

    R.I.P.

  6. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    Ugly woman, walking down the street.

  7. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    And some surgeon got rich from THAT?!?

  8. Michael Shannon Kissing Poster Man Of Steel Premiere
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    Homophobic Superman is about to punch him. Not cool.

  9. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    Monsignor Nelson
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    Photo credit: NAMBLA Archives

  10. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Um, excuse me…Mr. Sheen? You’ve, ah, got a little something under your nose there.

  11. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    AARP in Cincinnati.

  12. Michael Shannon Kissing Poster Man Of Steel Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    I think he loves lens-flare more than J.J. Abrams does.

  13. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
    JennywithaY
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    I guess he has to dress himself, now.

    There’s really no joke there, it was just a sad observation.

  14. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bikini
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    She’s beautiful.

  15. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Kudos to the very smooth camera move using the hair to cover up the beak.

  16. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
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    Looks like he made his assistant cry.

  17. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
    ThisWillHurt
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    “If you fog up the lens, so help me God, you will not live to see another birthday.”

  18. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    I’ve always had a boner for Judy Greer and Aisha Tyler. Damn, Chris Parnell is short.

  19. Rihanna Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Instagram
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    Fuck you.

  20. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Who did he pretend to be married to to get into that premiere?

  21. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    Steve Irwin
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    “Scheisse! Why didn’t *I* take the kids to see the damn kangaroos?”

  22. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
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    He looks like an extra from Night of the Living Dead.

  23. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
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    Black lady looks like a dude.

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Apollo Theaters 8th Annual Spring Gala Concert
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    Why is this woman still allowed out in public? Where’s the all-powerful nanny state when you need it?

  25. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Spike: “So you like the brown sugar?”

  26. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    As I look at her stomach, I wonder where the Mexican woman is who actually gave birth to her children.

  27. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
    Johnny P!
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    What happens when you forget a kewpie doll in the pocket of your jeans, and it goes through the wash.
    Several times.

  28. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    I’m glad to see he’s still alive and kicking.

  29. Rihanna Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Instagram
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    I suppose now she expects to start a trend. Come on ladies! Wear a stilletto on your head.

  30. Rihanna Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Fake cat ears, because Chris Brown bit off the real ones.

  31. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
    Meshugga Tits
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    Totally thought it was Sarah Jessica Parker with freckles and pigtails from the thumbnail.

  32. Amy Adams Side Boob
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    I love this woman!

  33. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Never looked gayer.

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Apollo Theaters 8th Annual Spring Gala Concert
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    From a distance is the best way to view her.

  35. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Robbie Benson!

  36. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
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    “I’m looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you have a great big cock.”
    “Heh, well, I don’t know, I guess so.”
    “May I see it?”
    “Really?”
    “Yes.”
    “…thank you, Eddie.”

  37. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
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    You could stand to gain 10 pounds, Denise. You used to be so sexy.

  38. Russell Brand Tight Leather Jeans Cowboy Boots Holding Umbrella
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What look is he going for… young Cher or old Cher?

  39. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Looks like he’s got a dirty ginormous centipede crawling across his face.

  40. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
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    Wow. Back when Michael Jackson was black, Steven Tyler was… un-orange.

  41. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    What the actual fuck, lady?

  42. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Didn’t think it was possible, but Meg Ryan looks worse than ever now.

  43. Michael Shannon Kissing Poster Man Of Steel Premiere
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    Zod X Superman.

  44. Jeff Bridges Jake Gyllenhaal Spike TV Guys Choice
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    Jake, not only do you not deserve to imitate “The Dude”, but you really shouldn’t even be in the same room as Jeff Bridges.

  45. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    “You’re taller than me. You must be racist.”

  46. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    George P Burdell
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    My feelings exactly

  47. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    No wonder Julia didn’t thank her at the Oscars.

  48. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Maybe The Walking Dead should look into casting him as “Grandpa Zombie” or something given their budget issues.

  49. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
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    uh….umm

  50. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    God damn! What the fuck?

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