The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.10.14

June 10th, 2014 // 364 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily wrap-up of the most important happenings in the celebrity world. This is where you come to discover the origin of Kim Kardashian‘s bag of curdled yogurt ass. This is where you get to pretend John Mayer is actually having that stroke we’ve all been praying for. It’s our safe place. Our place where Howard Stern‘s wife whispering homophobic slurs hidden in Saved By The Bell references into Mario Lopez‘s ear are not only acceptable, but encouraged.

Welcome, brethren, and enjoy speculating about Hugh Grant‘s date hiding a penis. I know I have been. Speculating! I meant I’ve been speculating, not hiding a peni– I think you know what I was getting at,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Shondrella Avery Napoleon Dynamite 10 Sweet Years Edition Blu Ray DVD Release And Statue Dedication
    Slappy Magoo
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    Has it really been 10 years since I thought to myself “what an overrated piece of shit?” Man, how time flies.

  2. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
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    Sloth loves Chunk!

  3. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
    Slappy Magoo
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    when did kd lang have a stroke?

  4. Cuba Gooding Jr Play Boxing
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    Show me the funny. Seriously.

  5. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

  6. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
    Slappy Magoo
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    I suppose someone needed to make Miley Cyrus look subtle and demure by comparison…

  7. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    She may be fat but she sure is ugly!

  8. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
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    Just before she snapped her tether and killed three handlers.

  9. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
    Vlad
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    Best $2 I ever spent.

  10. Samuel L Jackson In Recording Booth For Go The Fuck To Sleep Audio Book
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    “And…. action!”

    “Yo, hold up! Time out! TIME OUT! Y’all take a chill! Ya’ need to cool that shit out! And that’s the double truth, Ruth!”

    “Cut. That was great Samuel but can you stick with what’s in the book, please.”

    “Say ‘what’ again, I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!”

    (Sighs) “Gonna be a long night, guys.”

  11. Candice Swanepoel Butt Booty Shorts Lingerie Extra
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    Okay, Swanepoel. Alright. I see you, girl. I see you.

  12. Shondrella Avery Napoleon Dynamite 10 Sweet Years Edition Blu Ray DVD Release And Statue Dedication
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    (Thumbs through ’89 version of Obscure Black Celebrities Reference Guide) “Sweetie, what’s my Amazon password again? I need to make an order!”

  13. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
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    Too proud to ask someone for help off the chair.

  14. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
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    “A-boom and beep-bop-bip, Bob’s your uncle, a frog in a sock and a dingo’s breakfast and then I fucked her.”

  15. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    What can brown unfortunately never do for you.

  16. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
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    Grandsons of Anarchy – The Sidecar Diaries.

  17. Lily Allen Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Oh, just walkin’ about with me rucksack, poofin’ on me fag and blowin’ another out me arse. And you? Fancy a tug on ya twig and berries? No? Bugger off, then.”

  18. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Think Like A Man Too Premiere
    Nobody's Daughter
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    I don’t get the new pointy nails. Painful accident waiting to happen. Not to mention ugly.

  19. Draya Michele Sideboob Ugly Tattoos Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    That girl’s got a whole lot of head. In fairness though she probably gives a lot, too.

  20. Draya Michele Sideboob Ugly Tattoos Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    Ladies: Tattoos. Never. Improve. Anything.
    Enough of this shit already.

  21. Alfonso Ribeiro Robert Hays Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
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    Alfonso snazzily walks that line of demarcation between dwarf and homunculus quite well.

  22. Meagan Good Boobs No Bra Legs See Through Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    She’s Good alright, but drapes + grannypants + fading roots is almost too much. Almost.

  23. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
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    Sponsored by Los Pollos Hermanos, apparently.

  24. Queen Elizabeth Looking At Manequin Wearing Camoflauge Intelligent Textiles Display
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    “I see, but what button do you press to kill all the rhymes with ‘who’s'?”

  25. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
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    “The skirt? Yes, I’m afraid that’s a bit more complex. I’ll defer to Mr. DeGrasse Tyson on this. Dr. Tyson?”

  26. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    i must shamefully confess…i would fuck it….i’m embarrassed.

  27. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    Robb7
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    Mama MOO

  28. Cuba Gooding Jr Play Boxing
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    He should consider returning that Academy Award. He’s like the Milli Vanilli of Hollywood

  29. Cuba Gooding Jr Play Boxing
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    John Mayers disease.

  30. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
    Swearin
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    “You guys don’t understand, I miss her giant tits so…so…much!”

  31. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
    Swearin
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    Billy Ray Lannister

  32. Eiza González Cleavage Cameltoe Knit Romper
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    Her grandmother is going to be pissed to find Eliza borrowing her macrame panties.

  33. Eiza González Cleavage Cameltoe Knit Romper
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    You can take the hippie out of Coachella …

  34. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Third Person Premiere
    CK
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    Roll out of bed, running late to an event?
    Just wear your sheet!

    (and don’t bother fixing your hair, either.)

  35. Beth Stern Hugging Mario Lopez Extra
    renotastic
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    “Take me, Latino Seacrest! Take me!!”

  36. Jason Sudeikis Margarita Levieva Butt Tight Miniskirt Heels Sleeping With Other People Set
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    This movie looks awful, and the way the skirt is compressing the top of her right leg looks painful as fuck.

  37. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
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    “Hello Special Olympians!”

  38. Cuba Gooding Jr Play Boxing
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    Not a big fan, but I love those pants. More guys needs to wear those pants.

  39. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
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    he’s air drumming some blast beats. sweet.

  40. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
    Toopier
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    Don’t be so cocky, Hugh. She will never win a Sprint Cup Race.

  41. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    tell me she doesn’t look like Snuffleupagus from the waist down. you try and tell me that.

  42. Cuba Gooding Jr Play Boxing
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    they made ‘Radio 2′?

  43. Sharon Osbourne Talking To Redfaced Homeless Man
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    if this hag stepped into a room with Kris Jenner, the universe would be sucked into a black hole of cuntery.

  44. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    I bet she sounds like trash bags full of milk when she walks.

  45. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
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    “Is this your card?”
    “Gerald, you’re not holding anything and besides that, were playing Tic-Tac-Toe.”

  46. Candice Swanepoel Butt Booty Shorts Lingerie Extra
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    Her best angle — Down’s Syndrome face hidden, killer legs showing all the way up to her ass.

  47. Peter Gallagher Sweaty Andy Garcia Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
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    Is Peter lactating?

  48. Draya Michele Sideboob Ugly Tattoos Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    A) Who?
    B) Tits!

  49. Cuba Gooding Jr Play Boxing
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    Blundstones, man. Great taste in footwear.

  50. Sharon Osbourne Talking To Redfaced Homeless Man
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    “Here kid! Have some toothpaste.”
    “Toothpaste…What does it do?”

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