The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.10.14

June 10th, 2014 // 364 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily wrap-up of the most important happenings in the celebrity world. This is where you come to discover the origin of Kim Kardashian‘s bag of curdled yogurt ass. This is where you get to pretend John Mayer is actually having that stroke we’ve all been praying for. It’s our safe place. Our place where Howard Stern‘s wife whispering homophobic slurs hidden in Saved By The Bell references into Mario Lopez‘s ear are not only acceptable, but encouraged.

Welcome, brethren, and enjoy speculating about Hugh Grant‘s date hiding a penis. I know I have been. Speculating! I meant I’ve been speculating, not hiding a peni– I think you know what I was getting at,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Third Person Premiere
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    “You got a couch I can crash on, right? The shelter ain’t gonna let me back in after what I did.”

  2. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
    Donald Sterling
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    Leelee Sobieski was promised work, not fishing stories!!

  3. Alfonso Ribeiro Robert Hays Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
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    This is Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he’s Alfonso Ribeiro.

  4. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
    Justin Beiber
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    The black plastic tape is a bit redundant.

  5. Cuba Gooding Jr Play Boxing
    Donald Sterling
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    Just give him a couple of bucks and don’t make eye contact.

  6. Peter Gallagher Sweaty Andy Garcia Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
    Donald Sterling
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    Only in Hollywood would someone consider it a charitable cause to help out themselves.

  7. Jason Sudeikis Margarita Levieva Butt Tight Miniskirt Heels Sleeping With Other People Set
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    My money is on her winning that tussle.

  8. Jesse Plemons Bloody Face Make Up Black Mass Set
    Donald Sterling
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    MITCHELL!!

  9. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    LaLa almost showing her LaLas.

  10. Sharon Osbourne Talking To Redfaced Homeless Man
    Donald Sterling
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    Rupert Grint has not aged well.

  11. Alfonso Ribeiro Robert Hays Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
    Donald Sterling
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    Give generously and help these poor actors pay their rent….

  12. Queen Elizabeth Looking At Manequin Wearing Camoflauge Intelligent Textiles Display
    Donald Sterling
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    “And can this suit of yours warn you if your son is sneaking up behind you?”

  13. Eiza González Cleavage Cameltoe Knit Romper
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    That outfit comes with it’s own cameltoe.

  14. Queen Elizabeth Looking At Manequin Wearing Camoflauge Intelligent Textiles Display
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    The Queen prefers to wear her own camo outfit.

  15. Ricky Martin El Hormiguero
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    My first thought was that the container was filled with baby gravy, but if it was Ricky would be the one in there instead of the chick.

  16. Samuel L Jackson In Recording Booth For Go The Fuck To Sleep Audio Book
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    I heard some of it already. It’s hilarious.

  17. Candice Swanepoel Butt Booty Shorts Lingerie Extra
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    Nice stems.

  18. Shondrella Avery Napoleon Dynamite 10 Sweet Years Edition Blu Ray DVD Release And Statue Dedication
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    Who?

  19. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
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    That’s the same face he made whenever Katy brought up the subject of marriage.

  20. Beth Stern Hugging Mario Lopez Extra
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    Chicks love gay dudes.

  21. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    Little Tongue
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    One picture and, suddenly, I get it all… Genetics!

  22. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
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    X marks the spot. I know where to aim now.

  23. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
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    ♫Well you can you tell by the way I use my walk
    I’m a woman’s man. No time to talk.♫

  24. Beth Stern Hugging Mario Lopez Extra
    cankles
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    throw away the sugar cube and she’ll leave you alone

  25. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
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    Nothing’s like proudly strutting away after sexually disappointing Sandra Bullock.

  26. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    I’m thinking like a man right now. Guess what I’m thinking.

  27. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
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    That’s what happens when you put lithium batteries in your dildo, dummy!

  28. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
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    “I’m a well-respected actor!” *ba dum tss*

  29. Beth Stern Hugging Mario Lopez Extra
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    “He…he makes me, rate his bowel movements every night after dinner.”

  30. Beth Stern Hugging Mario Lopez Extra
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    Mario, no…seriously, no kidding. I only have to sleep with the beak-nosed, unfunny hack once a year and I get ½ of his $100,000,000.00 Sirius/XM contract. I know, right? Totally worth it…

  31. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    It’s like a Glad bag full of Oats Porridge.

  32. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    His height, her tits, and that bitch on the right’s face all look like they’re getting sucked into a wormhole at once.

  33. Cuba Gooding Jr Play Boxing
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    Someone tried to throw a good script at him.

  34. Jason Sudeikis Margarita Levieva Butt Tight Miniskirt Heels Sleeping With Other People Set
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    “You ruined Olivia Wilde, you son of a bitch!”

  35. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    NOT PICTURED: The man playing the tuba who follows her around.

  36. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    Is that a tattoo on her inner thigh? Classy.

  37. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
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    “So,so…I shove her against ta side of the porta-potty and just as I’m gettin’ ready ta fuck her, I hear “Remember me asshole!” and its Brandy Glanville looking up at me through the toilet seat with a bunch o’ turds on er’ face!”

  38. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    brycet
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    No wonder Bruce hates his life….look at this mess.

  39. Sharon Osbourne Talking To Redfaced Homeless Man
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    Angry Ginger is not aging well.

  40. Jason Sudeikis Margarita Levieva Butt Tight Miniskirt Heels Sleeping With Other People Set
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    Why do they always react that way when you take an upskirt shot??

  41. Peter Gallagher Sweaty Andy Garcia Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
    brycet
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    Wait a minute….is Andy standing on a box, or is Peter kneeling?

  42. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
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    But yesterday, when I suggested we gang up and smack that smug look off his face, I got thumbed down. Anybody change their mind about my plan to bitch slap Hugh Grant now?

    • Bob

      You don’t understand men at all. Everything about this pic screams Smugness Level 10, the confidence level all men hope to achieve at least once in their life: attractive woman hugging herself in consolation with an unspoken “call me” clearly understood between them, and the satisfied smirk and strut that clearly says “what was your name again”.

  43. Draya Michele Sideboob Ugly Tattoos Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    Why ruin that perfect body with tattoos? Stop doing that shit.

  44. Draya Michele Sideboob Ugly Tattoos Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    That would be great if she just spent the whole movie doing shots and trying to sleep with as many women as possible

  45. Meagan Good Boobs No Bra Legs See Through Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    This dress is just a mess. Too much going on. She usually looks great.

  46. Anastasia Ashley Butt Swimsuit Surfboard Instagram
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    Dat ass tho.

  47. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
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    Someone should dub in a fart for every time she takes a step in the outfit

  48. Thora Birch Rita Ora Butt See Through Dress Take Two E3 Kickoff Party
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    Thora Birch is a singer/dancer now? That’s news to me. She still looks great, though.

    Nintendo dominated E3 btw.

  49. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
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    I’d love to Go N’Syde her.

  50. Eiza González Cleavage Cameltoe Knit Romper
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    Look, a plain looking girl! You know Fish is all over her!

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