The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.10.14

June 10th, 2014 // 364 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily wrap-up of the most important happenings in the celebrity world. This is where you come to discover the origin of Kim Kardashian‘s bag of curdled yogurt ass. This is where you get to pretend John Mayer is actually having that stroke we’ve all been praying for. It’s our safe place. Our place where Howard Stern‘s wife whispering homophobic slurs hidden in Saved By The Bell references into Mario Lopez‘s ear are not only acceptable, but encouraged.

Welcome, brethren, and enjoy speculating about Hugh Grant‘s date hiding a penis. I know I have been. Speculating! I meant I’ve been speculating, not hiding a peni– I think you know what I was getting at,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    No wonder Bruce Jenner chopped his cock off.

  2. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wanna see how a superstar gunt can bend space & time?
    Just look at the skirt.

  3. Jason Sudeikis Margarita Levieva Butt Tight Miniskirt Heels Sleeping With Other People Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this movie about a girl with Rosie Greer’s legs?

  4. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
    JW
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    “OK, well I wasn’t planning this, but I’ve got 5 minutes and I just saw a porta-potty at the construction site across the street. Ready?”

  5. Ricky Martin El Hormiguero
    Joe Blow
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    “I have no use for this. If you want her, Senor, she is yours.”

  6. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Think like a man? Hmmmm…I would want to see that pussy.”

  7. David Beckham Prince William United For Wildlife Campaign Launch Google Town Hall
    Joe Blow
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    “Is that the fucker pretending to be my brother on Rupert’s new reality show? Come on, Dave, time to cut a bitch.”

  8. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
    Joe Blow
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    “And this is the face I made when Jennifer took off her dress.”

  9. Alfonso Ribeiro Robert Hays Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
    Commented on this photo:

    “Surely you’re not trying to put your wiener in back there, are you?”
    “Yes, I am. And don’t call me Shirley.”

  10. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    Joe Blow
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    Where’s an out of control tour bus when you need one?

  11. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
    Commented on this photo:

    Exactly where does that bottle “Go N’Syde?”

  12. Candice Swanepoel Butt Booty Shorts Lingerie Extra
    buzz
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    Someone this hot not giving a fuck about using a dirty trashcan as a desk must willing to do some filthy things in bed.

  13. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Spandex Pants
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    That ass is made for yoga pants.

  14. Lily Allen Butt Yoga Pants
    Joe Blow
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    Nothing quite as bad as a homely woman with a fag in her mouth.

  15. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone just made Kris shitlist for publishing this photo. LOL

  16. Samuel L Jackson In Recording Booth For Go The Fuck To Sleep Audio Book
    Commented on this photo:

    You know 80% of the words on those sheets are fuck and motherfucker.

  17. Sharon Osbourne Talking To Redfaced Homeless Man
    Joe Blow
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    “And I said ‘Fuck Atkins!! Now gimme that fucking candy bar.”

  18. Candice Swanepoel Butt Booty Shorts Lingerie Extra
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    From this side she is winning me over.

  19. Meagan Good Boobs No Bra Legs See Through Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
    anonymous
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    Wow….worst she’s ever looked. She’s usually pretty hot.

  20. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Third Person Premiere
    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  21. Beth Stern Hugging Mario Lopez Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    He almost became straight, almost.

  22. Anastasia Ashley Butt Swimsuit Surfboard Instagram
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    She must have gotten replies that no one recognized her in the coconut pic. Now she back to normal.

  23. David Beckham Prince William United For Wildlife Campaign Launch Google Town Hall
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    He looks like Gambit

  24. Nicki Minaj Topless Electrical Tape On Nipples Instagram
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    So glad she stopped looking like a clown, much better. Her music is still shit though.

  25. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
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    “Fuck that ho, let’s roll boys”

  26. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    She does not look to thrilled at the prospect of having sex in a Porta Potty. When hooking up with a celeb she always envisioned a 5 star hotel room at somewhere like the Four Seasons.

  27. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    You’d think Satan could get himself a better body.

  28. Lily Allen Butt Yoga Pants
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    This chick is such a slag.

  29. Draya Michele Sideboob Ugly Tattoos Think Like A Man Too Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Love me some Draya.

  30. Boris Johnson Drunk Firefighter Uniform London Fire Brigade New Training Centre
    Commented on this photo:

    NOT Darryl Hammond?

  31. Samuel L Jackson In Recording Booth For Go The Fuck To Sleep Audio Book
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Laurence Fishbourne was supposed to do that.

  32. Alfonso Ribeiro Robert Hays Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dammit, so this is what I have to do to get back into show business?”

  33. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Think Like A Man Too Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a person who is interested in her boobs.

  34. Meagan Good Boobs No Bra Legs See Through Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    Dammit, she is losing her sexiness. Fucking marriage.

  35. Thora Birch Rita Ora Butt See Through Dress Take Two E3 Kickoff Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit if they both flashed their boobs, damn, that would be awesome.

  36. Ricky Martin El Hormiguero
    kiolb
    Commented on this photo:

    are you sure the show isn’t called “El Homoguero” ?

  37. Eiza González Cleavage Cameltoe Knit Romper
    Donald Sterling
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess I’d be mad too if someone photographed me wearing that.

  38. Eiza González Cleavage Cameltoe Knit Romper
    Commented on this photo:

    She knits her own outfits.

  39. Jesse Plemons Bloody Face Make Up Black Mass Set
    kiolb
    Commented on this photo:

    the black mass must have been what flattened his face.

  40. David Beckham Prince William United For Wildlife Campaign Launch Google Town Hall
    Donald Sterling
    Commented on this photo:

    And now for the part of our show where the ball-kicker and the anachronistic monarch must act like they give a rat’s ass about the commoners….

  41. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    Ralph
    Commented on this photo:

    OINK !!!!

  42. Shondrella Avery Napoleon Dynamite 10 Sweet Years Edition Blu Ray DVD Release And Statue Dedication
    Donald Sterling
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a statue. That’s actually Jon Heder.

  43. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s what I call the DIVINE treatment love! (Thinking to himself: Now off for some Fish N’ Chips)

  44. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
    Donald Sterling
    Commented on this photo:

    “I lovz you so muzch ize haz a stroke for you”

  45. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
    Donald Sterling
    Commented on this photo:

    “Next motherfucker who makes another Midget-with-a-Mullet joke is going to get cut.”

  46. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Spandex Pants
    Ralph
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass is saggy

  47. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
    Donald Sterling
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for the shrimp Ms. Munn. Tallyho!

  48. David Beckham Prince William United For Wildlife Campaign Launch Google Town Hall
    Commented on this photo:

    The new Posh & Becks.

  49. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Think Like A Man Too Premiere
    Donald Sterling
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    Jim Henson’s lesser-known daughter.

  50. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
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    His harmonica is stuck.

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