The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.10.14

June 10th, 2014 // 364 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily wrap-up of the most important happenings in the celebrity world. This is where you come to discover the origin of Kim Kardashian‘s bag of curdled yogurt ass. This is where you get to pretend John Mayer is actually having that stroke we’ve all been praying for. It’s our safe place. Our place where Howard Stern‘s wife whispering homophobic slurs hidden in Saved By The Bell references into Mario Lopez‘s ear are not only acceptable, but encouraged.

Welcome, brethren, and enjoy speculating about Hugh Grant‘s date hiding a penis. I know I have been. Speculating! I meant I’ve been speculating, not hiding a peni– I think you know what I was getting at,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Candice Swanepoel Butt Booty Shorts Lingerie Extra
    Ronaldo
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    Great legs

  2. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
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    I think he did a good job playing Walt Jr.

  3. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    I probably won’t see this movie.

    I’m white.

  4. Beth Stern Hugging Mario Lopez Extra
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    Hey Now!

  5. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    yourmom
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    Wedding gift? The whole family outfitted with matching ass cheeks?

  6. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
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    “So when you go inside with your date, you always want to remember to latch the door like this”

  7. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    Ronaldo
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    Everybody is fat in that family

  8. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    Ah ha ha ha … you old sloppy hag!

  9. Taraji P Henson Cleavage Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    Damn.

  10. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
    AZ Ken
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    That awkward moment when your lunch guest slips into full retard.

  11. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    Like mother, like daughters. Kylie and Kendall must be adopted.

  12. Alfonso Ribeiro Robert Hays Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
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    Let’s win one for The Zipper.

  13. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
    dick thunder brain doctor
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    You would think as often as he gets laid he would have an O face that looks like he’s been there before.

  14. Eiza González Cleavage Cameltoe Knit Romper
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    That is some very intricate hemming… What’s a vagina?

  15. Ricky Martin El Hormiguero
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    And this is the dry ice tub I freeze all my lovers in when they get too old…

  16. Jesse Plemons Bloody Face Make Up Black Mass Set
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    Breaking worse

  17. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
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    Fish, I do not appreciate it when you keep posting exhibits like this in your case against god.

  18. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
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    midgullet

  19. Beth Stern Hugging Mario Lopez Extra
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    “Nope, nothing… You’re barking up the wrong tree, sweety”

  20. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
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    Business in the front, tossing in the back….

  21. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
    Kai
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    It ain’t nothin to cut that bitch off

  22. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
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    I see she’s a graduate of the Kardashian school of whorery

  23. Jesse Plemons Bloody Face Make Up Black Mass Set
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    Retarded Matt Damon.

    His character’s death was probably my fave in BB.

  24. Sharon Osbourne Talking To Redfaced Homeless Man
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    “That thing got a Hemi?”

  25. Queen Elizabeth Looking At Manequin Wearing Camoflauge Intelligent Textiles Display
    dick thunder brain doctor
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    she has to look intently at an object 6 feet away. Most work she has done in 60 years.

  26. Jesse Plemons Bloody Face Make Up Black Mass Set
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    This doesn’t look like the Kim kardhashian biopic?

  27. Ricky Martin El Hormiguero
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    My agent clearly said there’d be a Dick in a box not a Chic in a box.

  28. Anastasia Ashley Butt Swimsuit Surfboard Instagram
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    so tired of this skank.

  29. Boris Johnson Drunk Firefighter Uniform London Fire Brigade New Training Centre
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    This dude is like the anti-Rob Ford…

  30. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
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    Is it just me or is some sort of SWAG music playing while he struts away like a SIR.

  31. Sharon Osbourne Talking To Redfaced Homeless Man
    Derek
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    “You know my name is Simon…”

  32. Thora Birch Rita Ora Butt See Through Dress Take Two E3 Kickoff Party
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    Uhmmm I’d like to see Thora perform a re-creation of her American Beauty scene…

  33. Eiza González Cleavage Cameltoe Knit Romper
    Anonymous
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    Even Barbie would have a camel toe in those shortalls

  34. Samuel L Jackson In Recording Booth For Go The Fuck To Sleep Audio Book
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I bought the audio version and it’s quite short.

    “Motherfucka, go out and READ the book. That’s why it’s called a book asshole!”

  35. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
    Chaz
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    Everyday Mary Carey looks more and more like Mariah.

  36. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Think Like A Man Too Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her boob surgeon deserves an award.

  37. Lily Allen Butt Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s why you have children… so you can immediately go back to whatever fuckery you were doing before.

  38. Cuba Gooding Jr Play Boxing
    spikedtounge
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    What did you say, Bitch?! Gurl, hold my earrings!

  39. David Beckham Prince William United For Wildlife Campaign Launch Google Town Hall
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    “Sitting next to Prince … must … not … scratch balls … “

  40. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know exactly what that stuff is, but I imagine it involves BBQ sauce.

  41. Ricky Martin El Hormiguero
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    “Time is almost up Lindsay! You’ve still got about 3/4ths of the box still filled with crack smoke! Suck harder, you could still win the valuable prize!”

  42. Candice Swanepoel Butt Booty Shorts Lingerie Extra
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    Looks more like “Just Enough.”

  43. Candice Swanepoel Butt Booty Shorts Lingerie Extra
    Cock Dr
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    I think Candice had a sandwich or 2 this past spring. It looks good on her.
    If that’s really Candice. All we have is Photo Boy’s word for that.

  44. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
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    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

  45. Shondrella Avery Napoleon Dynamite 10 Sweet Years Edition Blu Ray DVD Release And Statue Dedication
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    They were lucky to get her! Who’d have thought her schedule would be busier than every other cast member of the film?

  46. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
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    Never sing “full retard.”

  47. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
    Cock Dr
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    This cries out for some text on that big black background.
    PhotoShoppers?

  48. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
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    I suppose if you’re known to be a massive bag of shit, you might as well dress the part.

  49. Kris Jenner Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Wrap Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Like a couple of hippos fighting in a burlap bag.

  50. Peter Dinklage Mullet Wig Racing Jumpsuit Pixels Set
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    Man, his hair is almost down to his knees…oh wait…never mind, I forgot for a minute.

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