Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily wrap-up of the most important happenings in the celebrity world. This is where you come to discover the origin of Kim Kardashian‘s bag of curdled yogurt ass. This is where you get to pretend John Mayer is actually having that stroke we’ve all been praying for. It’s our safe place. Our place where Howard Stern‘s wife whispering homophobic slurs hidden in Saved By The Bell references into Mario Lopez‘s ear are not only acceptable, but encouraged.
Welcome, brethren, and enjoy speculating about Hugh Grant‘s date hiding a penis. I know I have been. Speculating! I meant I’ve been speculating, not hiding a peni– I think you know what I was getting at,
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