The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.8.12

May 8th, 2012 // 433 Comments

“A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF*

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU PROMISED! Anyway, today we’ve got Seal‘s matching finger and toenail polish, the group of middle-aged women behind Christie Brinkley saying it all with their eyes, as well as Tim Burton badly in need of a reference from Steven Tyler‘s dentist. And while we’re on the subject of oral hygiene, yeah….

Serena Williams‘ secret is she’s always angry,

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  1. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
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    Great legs and a pretty butt. Magnificent thighs. I fail to see a problem.

  2. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
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    I would. Definitely. Without a second thought.

  3. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
    bigalkie
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    That’s just a fucked up french look. She is pretty hot

  4. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
    Nutterbutter
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    Didn’t he play the giant in big fish?

  5. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    I think she needs to wear two or three bandage dresses.

  6. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    chachacherry
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    His teeth make as much sense as Steven Tylers mangled toes. What is it with these rich people that don’t get their shit fixed!

  7. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    chachacherry
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    His teeth are nothing compared to his nasty ass toes!
    they are F’ed up! He is literally as mess from head to toe!

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
    chachacherry
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    Wow, when I was a kid, driving down blvds and seeing something like this, mom would cover my eyes because they were one thing, and one thing only…..prostitutes!

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
    chachacherry
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    toot toot, hey, beep beep

  10. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
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    This guy is so good on the program. But I have a hunch that in everyday life he’s a bit of a dick. I hope I’m wrong.

  11. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
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    I’m simultaneously and weirdly aroused, frightened, and intrigued by this.

  12. Anthony Anderson
    wagamama
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    Pretty in Pink?

  13. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    I still would.

  14. Christie Brinkley
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    I want to nail her 58 year old ass to the wall. I love this picture she’s showing all those lazy women in the back how they would look if they hadn’t given up on life after getting married.

  15. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
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    She’s got a serious sourpuss going here but she really is a stunningly beautiful woman. Check out a movie named “The Dreamers” to see all that you need to see.

  16. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
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    Shemar is awesome. Criminal Minds is one of the best shows on TV. He can piss himself all day as far as I’m concerned.

  17. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
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    Somebody’s getting ready for a blowjob on the way home.

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
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    She looks beautiful. I appreciate a woman who takes good care of her body.

  19. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
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    Congratulations to Dude Looks Like a Lady for his Kentucky Derby win!

  20. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    squishy
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    Did she get ALL the shoes in the divorce?

  21. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    squishy
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    “I so need some tacos right now Jess!”

  22. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
    squishy
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    I know, I know…eventually she is going to come back and tell them they “made a big mistake, a BIG mistake!”

  23. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
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    “What. Have. I. Done.”

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