“A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF*
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU PROMISED! Anyway, today we’ve got Seal‘s matching finger and toenail polish, the group of middle-aged women behind Christie Brinkley saying it all with their eyes, as well as Tim Burton badly in need of a reference from Steven Tyler‘s dentist. And while we’re on the subject of oral hygiene, yeah….
Serena Williams‘ secret is she’s always angry,
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Great legs and a pretty butt. Magnificent thighs. I fail to see a problem.
I would. Definitely. Without a second thought.
That’s just a fucked up french look. She is pretty hot
Didn’t he play the giant in big fish?
I think she needs to wear two or three bandage dresses.
His teeth make as much sense as Steven Tylers mangled toes. What is it with these rich people that don’t get their shit fixed!
His teeth are nothing compared to his nasty ass toes!
they are F’ed up! He is literally as mess from head to toe!
Wow, when I was a kid, driving down blvds and seeing something like this, mom would cover my eyes because they were one thing, and one thing only…..prostitutes!
toot toot, hey, beep beep
This guy is so good on the program. But I have a hunch that in everyday life he’s a bit of a dick. I hope I’m wrong.
I’m simultaneously and weirdly aroused, frightened, and intrigued by this.
Pretty in Pink?
I still would.
I want to nail her 58 year old ass to the wall. I love this picture she’s showing all those lazy women in the back how they would look if they hadn’t given up on life after getting married.
She’s got a serious sourpuss going here but she really is a stunningly beautiful woman. Check out a movie named “The Dreamers” to see all that you need to see.
Shemar is awesome. Criminal Minds is one of the best shows on TV. He can piss himself all day as far as I’m concerned.
Somebody’s getting ready for a blowjob on the way home.
She looks beautiful. I appreciate a woman who takes good care of her body.
Congratulations to Dude Looks Like a Lady for his Kentucky Derby win!
Did she get ALL the shoes in the divorce?
“I so need some tacos right now Jess!”
I know, I know…eventually she is going to come back and tell them they “made a big mistake, a BIG mistake!”
“What. Have. I. Done.”