“A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF*
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU PROMISED! Anyway, today we’ve got Seal‘s matching finger and toenail polish, the group of middle-aged women behind Christie Brinkley saying it all with their eyes, as well as Tim Burton badly in need of a reference from Steven Tyler‘s dentist. And while we’re on the subject of oral hygiene, yeah….
Serena Williams‘ secret is she’s always angry,
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When in Hungary, do as Hungarians do!
Crackula!
I guess not everyone says no to Travolta
If I could like this comment more than once, I would. Fucking loved it!
After someone spiked her gatorade with Spanish Fly, Serena Williams couldn’t control herself and squeezed off a raquetfuck midcourt.
There’s my girl!
Hopefully getting ready to shoot a porn
Historic picture actually. This was the day quadruple bogey became known as a ‘Flamingo’
” Who WEARS SHORT SHORTS??”
“Yes, I know that when it snows your eyes become alive. You’re still gonna have to put some shoes on.”
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My Secret you ask! How does a butt ugly black man from upper volta bag a supermodel? Obviously it’s my fashion sense. Shiny Buff
Gargoyle
It’s like a black sock I lost made it big in Hollywood
I’ve written my own book. It’s called ” How I Squander Sam Simon’s Money”.
$10 this is Hulk Hogan’s next girlfriend
They’re on again, off again.
Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler has come to your premier! Choose and perish!
I didn’t have a thing to wear. Luckily, I was at a sleepover at Will Smith’s house and he hooked a brother up!
“HI, my name is J. Doe, I just got off massaging John Travolta”
This guy needs to be gaffed.
This kid has a pretty good life
Fanciest. Nutcracker. Ever.
It’s the racket dildo, for fun on and off the court.
Count Scotula
Fathers all over the country now call their sons to the monitor, point at her and say: Son, this is what a hooker looks like!
I know this look. It’s that moment when you’re halfway through passing a turd that should not physically fit through your anus.
bet you she gives one hell of a handjob !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pants off dance off.
Just nasty.
I think I see the end of the racquet oozing :)
looks like she is wearing a cup, must be expecting full contact jogging I guess
Tilly needs a hat
I think she just farted in the other chick’s face
shenanigans involving Jessica Simpson’s skirt
Going to go ahead and mentally prepare myself for tomorrow’s Final Five featuring Rita Rusic.
Barkley in drag in that WW commercial.
30 year old face with 65 year old knees……she needs a serious knee lift surgery
I know a good tailor.
she looks like she is about to piss herself and blame it on someone else… its a move called the SnookPee
Stroke, stroke, stroke…
Call this man an ambulance! He’s having a stroke!
Ah, yes. It really is much better when the stripper cries.
I love that song…
*his breath*
Roll. That fucking. Sleeve down.
He actually looks oddly quite proud of himself, next time he should learn to sit down with the rest of the girls.
I prefer my Anthony Anderson fat as fuck, tyvm.
Looks like somebody needs the phrase “you’re never going to make it in this racket” explained to them again.
I think I just ruined my cummerbund
the only thing hybrid is his date..
hope she steps on a sewer grate
a little low in the crotch but at least she is not a thin string bean, I’d hit it repeatedly
what you don’t know is he also has got the pink thong on underneath
He should head to Walmart right after this event is over!
Why? Is he planning on returning this get up?