The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.8.12

“A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF*

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU PROMISED! Anyway, today we’ve got Seal’s matching finger and toenail polish, the group of middle-aged women behind Christie Brinkley saying it all with their eyes, as well as Tim Burton badly in need of a reference from Steven Tyler’s dentist. And while we’re on the subject of oral hygiene, yeah….

Serena Williams’ secret is she’s always angry,

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