The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.8.12

May 8th, 2012 // 433 Comments

“A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF*

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU PROMISED! Anyway, today we’ve got Seal‘s matching finger and toenail polish, the group of middle-aged women behind Christie Brinkley saying it all with their eyes, as well as Tim Burton badly in need of a reference from Steven Tyler‘s dentist. And while we’re on the subject of oral hygiene, yeah….

Serena Williams‘ secret is she’s always angry,

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  1. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    Bigalkie
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    When in Hungary, do as Hungarians do!

  2. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    I'm a jerk
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    Crackula!

  3. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
    DeucePickle
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    I guess not everyone says no to Travolta

  4. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    Bigalkie
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    After someone spiked her gatorade with Spanish Fly, Serena Williams couldn’t control herself and squeezed off a raquetfuck midcourt.

  5. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
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    There’s my girl!

    Hopefully getting ready to shoot a porn

  6. Anthony Anderson
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Historic picture actually. This was the day quadruple bogey became known as a ‘Flamingo’

  7. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
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    ” Who WEARS SHORT SHORTS??”

  8. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    I'm a jerk
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    “Yes, I know that when it snows your eyes become alive. You’re still gonna have to put some shoes on.”

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/08/ftw-340_340.jpg[/img]

  10. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    Bigalkie
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    My Secret you ask! How does a butt ugly black man from upper volta bag a supermodel? Obviously it’s my fashion sense. Shiny Buff

  11. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    Gargoyle

  12. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    It’s like a black sock I lost made it big in Hollywood

  13. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    I’ve written my own book. It’s called ” How I Squander Sam Simon’s Money”.

  14. Aliona Vilani Bikini Paddleboarding
    gillian
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    $10 this is Hulk Hogan’s next girlfriend

  15. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
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    Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler has come to your premier! Choose and perish!

  16. Anthony Anderson
    Bigalkie
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    I didn’t have a thing to wear. Luckily, I was at a sleepover at Will Smith’s house and he hooked a brother up!

  17. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
    rican
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    “HI, my name is J. Doe, I just got off massaging John Travolta”

  18. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    This guy needs to be gaffed.

  19. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    Bigalkie
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    This kid has a pretty good life

  20. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Fanciest. Nutcracker. Ever.

  21. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    rican
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    It’s the racket dildo, for fun on and off the court.

  22. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    Dannuuuu
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    Count Scotula

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
    Mystic Bastard
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    Fathers all over the country now call their sons to the monitor, point at her and say: Son, this is what a hooker looks like!

  24. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
    waldo
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    I know this look. It’s that moment when you’re halfway through passing a turd that should not physically fit through your anus.

  25. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    Grand Poobah
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    bet you she gives one hell of a handjob !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    waldo
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    Pants off dance off.

  27. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    Carolyn
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    Just nasty.

  28. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    Grand Poobah
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    I think I see the end of the racquet oozing :)

  29. Kelly Bensimon Jogging Sports Bra Short Shorts
    Grand Poobah
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    looks like she is wearing a cup, must be expecting full contact jogging I guess

  30. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    Grand Poobah
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    Tilly needs a hat

  31. Christie Brinkley
    Grand Poobah
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    I think she just farted in the other chick’s face

  32. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    AAPL made me rich!
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    shenanigans involving Jessica Simpson’s skirt

  33. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
    DeucePickle
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    Going to go ahead and mentally prepare myself for tomorrow’s Final Five featuring Rita Rusic.

  34. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    Frugal Gourmet
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    Barkley in drag in that WW commercial.

  35. Christie Brinkley
    Grand Poobah
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    30 year old face with 65 year old knees……she needs a serious knee lift surgery

  36. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    We
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    I know a good tailor.

  37. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
    Grand Poobah
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    she looks like she is about to piss herself and blame it on someone else… its a move called the SnookPee

  38. Aliona Vilani Bikini Paddleboarding
    The Pope
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    Stroke, stroke, stroke…

  39. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
    Bob
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    Ah, yes. It really is much better when the stripper cries.

  40. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    Imagine
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    *his breath*

  41. Nick Jonas Joe Jonas Sunglasses Hat
    Flame on
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    Roll. That fucking. Sleeve down.

  42. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
    Grand Poobah
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    He actually looks oddly quite proud of himself, next time he should learn to sit down with the rest of the girls.

  43. Anthony Anderson
    Flame on
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    I prefer my Anthony Anderson fat as fuck, tyvm.

  44. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
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    Looks like somebody needs the phrase “you’re never going to make it in this racket” explained to them again.

  45. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    Grand Poobah
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    I think I just ruined my cummerbund

  46. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    Grand Poobah
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    the only thing hybrid is his date..

  47. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
    Grand Poobah
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    hope she steps on a sewer grate

  48. Aliona Vilani Bikini Paddleboarding
    Grand Poobah
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    a little low in the crotch but at least she is not a thin string bean, I’d hit it repeatedly

  49. Anthony Anderson
    Grand Poobah
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    what you don’t know is he also has got the pink thong on underneath

  50. Anthony Anderson
    Grand Poobah
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    He should head to Walmart right after this event is over!

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