The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.8.12

May 8th, 2012 // 433 Comments

“A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF*

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU PROMISED! Anyway, today we’ve got Seal‘s matching finger and toenail polish, the group of middle-aged women behind Christie Brinkley saying it all with their eyes, as well as Tim Burton badly in need of a reference from Steven Tyler‘s dentist. And while we’re on the subject of oral hygiene, yeah….

Serena Williams‘ secret is she’s always angry,

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  1. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    Benny B
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    she thought the group was named “Women Behind MARS Bars”

  2. Kelly Bensimon Jogging Sports Bra Short Shorts
    it had to be said
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    “Mom, how come that lady doesn’t have a big bell . . . ouch!”

  3. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    I’d be lying if I said I wouldnt try to hit it after a couple martinis in some darkly lit hole in the wall

  4. Christie Brinkley
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    OKay, I get it, you’re hot for a 58 year old but get over it.

  5. Christie Brinkley
    Benny B
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    trying REALLY hard not to pee in her diaper

  6. Nick Jonas Joe Jonas Sunglasses Hat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If they weren’t related, I’d say they were fucking each other.

    They might be anyway.

  7. Anthony Anderson
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    I know we’re supposed to be noticing the pink outfit here, but when did Anthony Anderson go on the Jonah Hill diet?

  8. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    Abby Normal
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    How would you like to be on the casting couch with THAT. Let’s hear no more about overpaid actors.

  9. Aliona Vilani Bikini Paddleboarding
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    stubby legs

  10. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    Benny B
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    pissed the paparazzi showed up bc he was just about to get a suckback

  11. Anthony Anderson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Anti Tiger Woods…

    - Goes to Perkins to actually eat.
    - Couldn’t get a whore even if he paid them.
    - Fat.
    - Might actually still be good at golf.

  12. Christie Brinkley
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    That girl in the stripes looks like she’s comtemplating the meaning of life

  13. Aliona Vilani Bikini Paddleboarding
    it had to be said
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    Vanessa Hudgens, the Blonde Years.

  14. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Yes Mister Seal… the Mumm-Ra auditions are three rooms over to the left “

  15. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    Dick Normal
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    When Steven dies he’ll set a new world record for fastest decomposition.

  16. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
    it had to be said
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    That lady (Shemar is a woman’s name, right?) must not have had her Depends on.

  17. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Giggles all round. It’s the Cape of Good Dope

  18. Kelly Bensimon Jogging Sports Bra Short Shorts
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Jogging off into obscurity

  19. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    rantatonne
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    “Onnne, Twwwooo, Thrreeeee ounces for Count Cokula.”

  20. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
    it had to be said
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    My goodness, Eva, cover that damned fivehead.

  21. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    His upper row of teeth has to be at least 65% of his body weight.

  22. Christine Teigen Cleavage
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    Her face reminds me how happy I am Tila Tequila is mostly dead.

  23. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    If he blew you, it would look like you wiped your dick under a freshly stained fence.

  24. Shemar Moore Crotch Wet Spot Superman T-Shirt
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    I’d make fun of him, but I’ve done the exact same thing trying to mix drinks on the beach (see his left pocket) under a towel….

    my boner kept knocking the liquor bottle over

  25. Anthony Anderson
    it had to be said
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    Not having golf shoes on makes me think he just has this ensemble in his closet, not special for this outing. And that scares me.

    • Those are golf shoes. Retadedly expensive one by Ecco. The shirt and pants are by loudmouth golf, also stupid pricey. Guy spent a grand to look that stupid.

  26. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s his “I can’t believe I actually got engaged to this crazy chick… please let us get hit by a garbage truck” face.

  27. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    rantatonne
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    In part of her deal to promote the release of “The Avengers,” Serena agreed to play with an Adamantium racquet in this tournament.

  28. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
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    “Another Wilson…that’s 12. Jesus, I know I have that Dunlop in here somewhere…”

  29. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
    brilliant
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    She looks like she is barely holding in the vomit.

  30. Michael Phelps Lip Sores
    rantatonne
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    Derp got Herp.

  31. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    it had to be said
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    “So, I’m sitting here with my penis out and the paps show up . . .”

  32. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    The reason why there’s no Pole Vault in the Special Olympics

  33. Nick Jonas Joe Jonas Sunglasses Hat
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Dude – it smells bad”
    “Just drink it!” [giggle]
    “Seriously… what the heck is it? It smells like bleach.”
    “Just drink it.”
    “Is it yogurt?”
    “Just drink it.”
    “Greek yogurt?”
    “Just drink it.”

  34. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
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    Tim Burton looks so much better after caps and veneers.

  35. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/08/bb_1-340_260.jpg[/img]

  36. Christie Brinkley
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “And when I stood on the piano like this… fivers every time.”

  37. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    JC
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    Edward Shittyteeth

  38. Anthony Anderson
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Gay Or Lightly Fruity

  39. Aliona Vilani Bikini Paddleboarding
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    brooke hogan is still looking mannish.

  40. Gerard Butler Cape MET Gala
    MarkM
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    YOU told the papers that John Travolta molested you?!? So did I, Ahhahahaahaa!

  41. Serena Williams Short Shorts Master Series Madrid Open
    MarkM
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    Oh, my nuts!

  42. Eva Green See Through Dress Dark Shadows Premiere
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Bride of Frankenstein?

  43. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    dani
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    That’s a great impression of a hot dog.

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Legs Minidress
    rantatonne
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    Hmm shes rather covered up, are these pics of her from last Sunday as she walks to church?

  45. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    MarkM
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    I used to be married to a fashion model…now I can’t even dress myself!

  46. Steven Tyler Dentures Dark Shadows Premiere
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Anybody see John Carpenter’s movie “They Live”?

  47. Tim Burton Yellow Teeth Dark Shadows Premiere
    MarkM
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    Why, yes! These are the same teeth I had Danny DeVito wear as the Penguin!

  48. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    His next song is called “I’m Bringin’ Planking Back.”

  49. Seal Scarf Gold Fingernail And Toenail Polish
    Frank Burns
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    “Yah, Heidi got one of my antique cameras, but I took her favorite scarf and purse.”

  50. Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel MET Gala
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    I fucking love Jessica Biel

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