The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.7.13

May 7th, 2013 // 229 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed. In case you missed it in the Sorry, Our Shit’s Broken post, the descriptions are back today. We heard you. We’re sorry. Although, I refuse to identify any of those men up there, so just assume, as I have, that their names are all something like Mr. Richpenis McHugerthanyours. We did not, however, abandon the new ‘Best Of’ strategy, so I’ll step aside and let shots like these do the heavy lifting. There’s Jeremy Piven on the set of the new Sex And The City sequel, as well as Kristen Stewart who’s programmed for sleep mode if there aren’t any vagina hungry film directors in the car with her, and finally, an ATV with a blown tranny.

No sign yet of Jon Hamm‘s penis. Oh wait, there it is,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
    Ryan the Canadian
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    Cameron looks like Dorian Tyrell in ‘The Mask’ when he puts on the mask.

  2. Helen Mirren Shirt Protesting Drummers
    Skeeter
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    She’s old but I’d still probably tongue & bang her asshole.

  3. Melanie Griffith
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    I have only one thing to say about this:
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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