The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.7.13

May 7th, 2013 // 229 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed. In case you missed it in the Sorry, Our Shit’s Broken post, the descriptions are back today. We heard you. We’re sorry. Although, I refuse to identify any of those men up there, so just assume, as I have, that their names are all something like Mr. Richpenis McHugerthanyours. We did not, however, abandon the new ‘Best Of’ strategy, so I’ll step aside and let shots like these do the heavy lifting. There’s Jeremy Piven on the set of the new Sex And The City sequel, as well as Kristen Stewart who’s programmed for sleep mode if there aren’t any vagina hungry film directors in the car with her, and finally, an ATV with a blown tranny.

No sign yet of Jon Hamm‘s penis. Oh wait, there it is,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jeremy Piven Wearing Tuxedo Talking To Horse Mr Selfridge Set
    CK
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    I thought for certain Teen Mom would’ve been the first to get to the “Horse Porn” phase of their career, but what do I know?

  2. Melanie Griffith
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    Damn Marg Hellgenberger goin downhill fast!

  3. Joe Jonas Walking With Friends
    CK
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    so much gay…

  4. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
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    I wanna be on the beach with 2 hot dudes :-/

  5. Melanie Griffith
    maruli
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    Why does she get to have Antonio???

  6. Joe Pesci 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    whats up with the color contacts? weird…

  7. Jessica Biel Cleavage See Through Shirt Hailing Cab
    I'mCool
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    Warhol photobomb!

  8. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Dude looks like a lady; sorry Aerosmith :( This is gross.

  9. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
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    Just now, all the phones in Hell are ringing…

  10. Chris Brown Red Jacked Checking Out Chicks Ass MET Gala After Party
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    Is it too public for me to say “Dat ASS!”? Naw… Dat ASS!

  11. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Wladimir Klitschko Francesco Pianeta Boxing Match
    Vlad
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    These implants are heavy!

  12. Joe Pesci 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Get this over wit now, or I am goina beat you with my entire set of clubs.

  13. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Wladimir Klitschko Francesco Pianeta Boxing Match
    Keeter
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    “‘Cause, you know… Pat Sajak is a pretty decent guy, I must say…”

  14. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Just another failed product. Ronco’s spray on face.

  15. Melanie Griffith
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    heh.. borrowed a can of Ronco’s spray on face from Jenner. Fool.

  16. Tommy Chong Cheech Marin Pretend To Smoke Joint 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Vlad
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    Cheech! That’s my prostate you’re trying to toke, man!

  17. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
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    I think that daughter is either Bunny Foo Foo or Cunny Goo Goo.

  18. Usher Black Microphone Extra
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    Funny, I heard that Usher was particular to having black microphone crammed into his ass.

  19. Usher Black Microphone Extra
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    That’s funny… I heard tell that Usher was a fan of having black microphone crammed into his ass.

  20. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Wladimir Klitschko Francesco Pianeta Boxing Match
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    The fallout from last night’s surprise buttsecks.

  21. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
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    “I don’t k now what these guys are planning, but whatever it is, I’m good to go! WooooHoooo!”

  22. Jeremy Piven Wearing Tuxedo Talking To Horse Mr Selfridge Set
    tlmck
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    “I say Camilla, have you seen Charles?”

  23. Usher Black Microphone Extra
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    “This vibrationator thingie don’t work too well over pants…”

  24. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
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    What obesity epidemic?

  25. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
    lori
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    Pasty, white anorexics rule! Yeah!

  26. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    lori
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    That’s the stuff nightmares are made of.

  27. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
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    Yeah, there is something seriously wrong with this bitch, OK.

  28. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
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    Either I’m just too cynical today, or damn near every person in showbiz is absolutely full of shit. I’m leaning towards the latter.

  29. Usher Black Microphone Extra
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    … that next track should be just like “ooo-oo *braat tat tat* ooo-oo -oo *beeyouip tat* oo-oo” it’ll blow they minds, but wait then’ll come the drop “*beeyoooo clack clack clack beeyooo* oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-ooooo-oo” mah gawd, yes, just hold hold that tune, yeah, then “ooo-ooo-ooooooo-oo-oooooo *ker-splash clack* mmm-giirrrrllll”, i’mma be a muthafuckin legend…

  30. Jessica Alba Wardrobe Malfunction Bra Nipple
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    I’m seriously, if this is the best shot you can get of Jessica Alba, you need to NOT put it on this site. Be told, assholes!

  31. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Wladimir Klitschko Francesco Pianeta Boxing Match
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    “I do say, these dicks here are decidedly un-giant.”

  32. Chris Brown Red Jacked Checking Out Chicks Ass MET Gala After Party
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    Looks like the precogs finally started seeing sexual assaults.

  33. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
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    Laugh all you want, but guided masturbation might as well be therapy.

  34. Jeremy Piven Wearing Tuxedo Talking To Horse Mr Selfridge Set
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    “What’s that, Mr. Ed? No, you can’t have your hair back.”

  35. Tommy Chong Cheech Marin Pretend To Smoke Joint 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    When these guys die, we’re really going to miss that one joke they have.

  36. Andrew Garfield Dane DeHaan The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    First Jason Collins, now Spider-Man.

  37. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
    littlebitch
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    Bitch, I can see your liver.

  38. Chris Brown Red Jacked Checking Out Chicks Ass MET Gala After Party
    The Pope
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    “Imma hit that later…maybe even fuck it too if she’s lucky.”

  39. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Finally answered that age-old question: what would it have looked like if Jessica Walter joined the LPGA?

  40. Jaden Smith Rapping Promoting MSFTS Clothing Line
    Robert
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    The first black rapper ever to be out-cooled by AZNs…

  41. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
    KStew
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    Fingerbang chain. The new and, clearly, improved massage chain.

  42. Usher Black Microphone Extra
    donkeylicks
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    Ironic double entendre or clever bating of a certain pregnant woman? Do you even know how much they pay for pregnant water sports videos these days!?!?!

  43. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
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    “The massage feature in these car seats are AMAZING!”
    “I think mine is broken! Someone trade seats with me!”

  44. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
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    “The massage feature in these car seats is AMAZING!”
    “Oh yeah…”
    “Someone trade with me. I think mine is broken.”

  45. Rihanna Cleavage Sitting On Fans Lap Sticking Mic In Face Instagram
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    Chaz Bono and Rhianna are singing a duet of “I got you babe”.

  46. Rihanna Cleavage Sitting On Fans Lap Sticking Mic In Face Instagram
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    Chaz Bono and Rhianna are seen here singing a duet of “I got you babe”.

  47. Joe Pesci 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    I’d say funny like “ha ha”. Definitely “ha ha”.

  48. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
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    How the hell are they keeping the front wheels on the ground?

  49. Kerry Washington The Late Show With David Letterman
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    I think the blow job motion should be the new greeting for attractive women.

  50. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
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    “TO WALMART!!”

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