The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.7.13

May 7th, 2013 // 229 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed. In case you missed it in the Sorry, Our Shit’s Broken post, the descriptions are back today. We heard you. We’re sorry. Although, I refuse to identify any of those men up there, so just assume, as I have, that their names are all something like Mr. Richpenis McHugerthanyours. We did not, however, abandon the new ‘Best Of’ strategy, so I’ll step aside and let shots like these do the heavy lifting. There’s Jeremy Piven on the set of the new Sex And The City sequel, as well as Kristen Stewart who’s programmed for sleep mode if there aren’t any vagina hungry film directors in the car with her, and finally, an ATV with a blown tranny.

No sign yet of Jon Hamm‘s penis. Oh wait, there it is,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joe Jonas Walking With Friends
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    What the fuck is Al Roker up to now?

  2. Jaden Smith Rapping Promoting MSFTS Clothing Line
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    That’s so cool how he took out the vowels. I’m surprised no one has ever done that before. Ever. Before.

  3. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    way to turn your olympic legacy into a legacy of being a complete douchebag!

  4. Melanie Griffith
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    She needs to put her teeth back in before she goes out.

  5. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    I curse you for every JNL photo, but at least there is only one for a change.

  6. Melanie Griffith
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    She must be friends with Bruce Jenner.

  7. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    ThisWillHurt
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    Which bathroom did he/she use?

  8. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    KingDoosher
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    Let’s see…..Filter…..Liquify……….Pucker.

    There you go.

  9. Joe Pesci 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    T-Time
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    “You jew mudda fahka, you!”

  10. Helen Mirren Shirt Protesting Drummers
    Kojak
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    Yeah…
    60 years old and hottier than Kim K. and J. Simpson…

  11. Chris Brown Red Jacked Checking Out Chicks Ass MET Gala After Party
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    “I’m conflicted. She’s got a nice ass, but she looks like she might be the kind of girl who hits back.”

  12. Jeremy Piven Wearing Tuxedo Talking To Horse Mr Selfridge Set
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    Only someone with blinders could mistake that for his real hair.

  13. Rihanna Cleavage Sitting On Fans Lap Sticking Mic In Face Instagram
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    Tomorrow they’ll find his withered corpse in the alley outside, and Rihanna will be sporting a new ridiculous hairstyle.

  14. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Jeans Kurt Russell Matt Bellamy
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    Huh, Kate Hudson *does* cast a reflection. Looks like I lose that bet.

  15. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
    Chinny
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    Keep absolutely still, her vision is based on movement!

  16. Joe Pesci 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    “I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m wrinkly how, I mean wrinkly like I’m a shar pei, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean wrinkly, wrinkly how? How am I wrinkly?”

  17. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
    Jerkface
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    “OMG, Please don’t make me look at Cameron’s face again, PLEASE…..”

  18. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Alex
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    Janice Dickinson has never looked better!

  19. Jaden Smith Rapping Promoting MSFTS Clothing Line
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    “I’d like to thank everyone for showing up in support of this project so very near to my heart that I’ve put so much time and effort into, whatever it is.”

  20. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Tight Jeans
    Alex
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    Damn, her leg is almost the size of her arm.

  21. Chris Brown Red Jacked Checking Out Chicks Ass MET Gala After Party
    Later
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    “I’d hit that”… yeah.. i went there, deal with it

  22. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    If you think bronies are bad, you’ve obviously never seen the Lady Elaine Fairchild cosplayers.

  23. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Tight Jeans
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    Just once I’d like to see a “Crap We Missed” without Steven Tyler.

  24. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    They plump when you cook ‘em.

  25. Usher Black Microphone Extra
    George P Burdell
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    “Where is my Kardashian when I need her or him?”

  26. Jeremy Piven Wearing Tuxedo Talking To Horse Mr Selfridge Set
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    To be honest, Smithers, I find you far less interesting since I quit drinking.

  27. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Wladimir Klitschko Francesco Pianeta Boxing Match
    ThisWillHurt
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    “No one told me implants go hard. Ouch!”

  28. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Wladimir Klitschko Francesco Pianeta Boxing Match
    George P Burdell
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    Hurt so good.
    Come on baby, make it hurt so good.
    Sometimes love don’t feel like it should.

  29. Jeremy Piven Wearing Tuxedo Talking To Horse Mr Selfridge Set
    George P Burdell
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    “No, I do that on the first date.”

  30. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    If they look like that on the way TO the gala, what did they look like after it?

  31. Jessica Biel Cleavage See Through Shirt Hailing Cab
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    She’ll stop a few taxis wearing that top.

  32. Helen Mirren Shirt Protesting Drummers
    CrashHell
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    What’s up Silver Fox? Wanna hook me up with an STD from the Silent film era or what?

  33. Melanie Griffith
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    Some celebrities defy age, some age gracefully, others fuck it straight in the ear.

  34. Rihanna Cleavage Sitting On Fans Lap Sticking Mic In Face Instagram
    Phoenix
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    Who knew Amanda Bynes was a fan?

    Surely not Amanda Bynes. She doesn’t know anything these days.

  35. Kerry Washington The Late Show With David Letterman
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Surprised nobody has Photoshopped a Hamm bone into her hand.

  36. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Tight Jeans
    Phoenix
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    Looking for the rest of her ass.

  37. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Jeans Kurt Russell Matt Bellamy
    CrashHell
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    I’d like to tell you all that Kurt just gets buzzed and berates Bellamy like a back-seat Jack Burton…but being married to Kate is no fairy tale. Ain’t that right, Owen?… Owen?… You still taking a bath?

  38. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Wladimir Klitschko Francesco Pianeta Boxing Match
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    Off screen the Dinklage holds her hand, looks down at her and comments “those are some nice titties”

  39. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
    JennywithaY
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    “Oh, sure, he was hesitant in the beginning, but now I just dangle it out there – yeah, just like this – and just like that, I’ve suddenly got Bieber Fever if you know what I’m saying!”

  40. Usher Black Microphone Extra
    JennywithaY
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    “Oh, sure, he was hesitant in the beginning, but now I just dangle it out there – yeah, just like this – and just like that, I’ve suddenly got Bieber Fever if you know what I’m saying!”

  41. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
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    Still sexier than Kim. I’d slap those cankles and ride that wave in.

    • Kim K. looks pretty rugged, especially as of late. But I would rather fuck her corpse than let either of these two get close enough to touch me.

      On the other hand, once that young one packs some tits on that frame. Hmmmmm…

  42. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Tight Jeans
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    wait, I thought Steven Tyler cancelled Aerosmith tours for the next few weeks?

  43. Andrew Garfield Dane DeHaan The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    The cruel irony here is that that’s Toby Macguire installing that gear.

  44. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
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    WTF is Eric Roberts doing in a car with Stella and Kristen?

  45. Usher Black Microphone Extra
    CK
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    “Here, Bieber, Bieber, Bieber…”

  46. Joe Pesci 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Jentilly
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    D’ fuck you lookin at!

  47. Jeremy Piven Wearing Tuxedo Talking To Horse Mr Selfridge Set
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    I’ll suck yours if you suck mine!

  48. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
    CK
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    “Stellaaaaaaaahhh!!!”

  49. Zachary Quinto Shaved Head The Today Show
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    That’s the best outfit he could bring outta the closet?

  50. Zachary Quinto Shaved Head The Today Show
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    Go back INTO the closet, and find yourself some better clothes fuck!

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