The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.7.13

May 7th, 2013 // 229 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed. In case you missed it in the Sorry, Our Shit’s Broken post, the descriptions are back today. We heard you. We’re sorry. Although, I refuse to identify any of those men up there, so just assume, as I have, that their names are all something like Mr. Richpenis McHugerthanyours. We did not, however, abandon the new ‘Best Of’ strategy, so I’ll step aside and let shots like these do the heavy lifting. There’s Jeremy Piven on the set of the new Sex And The City sequel, as well as Kristen Stewart who’s programmed for sleep mode if there aren’t any vagina hungry film directors in the car with her, and finally, an ATV with a blown tranny.

No sign yet of Jon Hamm‘s penis. Oh wait, there it is,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kerry Washington The Late Show With David Letterman
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    I love this woman.

  2. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
    BP
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    Are they filming the Jason Collins menage a trois scene….

  3. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Wladimir Klitschko Francesco Pianeta Boxing Match
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I thought her boyfriend died from being run the fuck over, plus about 250 gunshot wounds.

  4. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
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    I would expect that the only vehicles that could carry then both are ones built for rough terrain or military service.

  5. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
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    Kstew has shut the fuck up Diaz face, big time.

  6. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage Wladimir Klitschko Francesco Pianeta Boxing Match
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    That’s the face of a woman for whom walking is painful.

  7. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    He looks like Martina Navratilova.

  8. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Tight Jeans
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    I’m licking my lips too, baby. You look delicious.

  9. Jeremy Piven Wearing Tuxedo Talking To Horse Mr Selfridge Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Shouldn’t the horse’s ass be BEHIND the horse?

  10. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Hell yeah, baby. Get wet.

  11. Chris Brown Red Jacked Checking Out Chicks Ass MET Gala After Party
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    “Imma do MY thing and kill dis bitch.”

  12. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Mr. Poop
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    Diane Keaton looks pretty good.

  13. Jaden Smith Rapping Promoting MSFTS Clothing Line
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    MSFTS

    Makes Shitty FIlms That Suck

  14. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    The water might be warm enough for your legs, but it’s a bit of shock once you dip the balls.

  15. Zachary Quinto Shaved Head The Today Show
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    “Get the fuck out of my way with your Ray Bans!”

  16. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
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    General June Shannon of the 1st Mechanized Buffet Scouts, vanguard of the Georgia Waffle House Grenadiers.

  17. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    annnnnd people make millions of dollars doing this to people’s faces how???

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Still waiting for those implants to drop, but she’s got a great ass..

  19. Usher Black Microphone Extra
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You wanna be a star, don’t you? Well, step up to the mic.”

  20. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    Isn’t that how Kristen always looks?

  21. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
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    So…. She read the Kris Jenner How-to-Whore manual?

  22. Tommy Chong Cheech Marin Pretend To Smoke Joint 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Pass the sight gag, man.”

  23. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Smapdi
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    Is it time for the LPGA Seniors Tour already?

  24. Joe Jonas Walking With Friends
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You can listen to music on your dick? Day-um!”

  25. Usher Black Microphone Extra
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    His right hand says Kim Kardashian but his eyes say Bieber.

  26. Usher Black Microphone Extra
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    His right hand says Kim Kardashian but his eyes say Bieber…

  27. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
    AnnaD.
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    Add SJP & you’ve got the Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.

  28. Melanie Griffith
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Suri, where can I go for a good make-over.”
    “Go into that grocery store and ask the clerk to cut eye-holes in a paper bag.”

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Which one of you stole my penis?”

  30. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
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    Rupert Sanders can kneel on the floor of a limo and get an actress off…two if one is old, but THREE is just way too much to ask.

  31. Chris Brown Red Jacked Checking Out Chicks Ass MET Gala After Party
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    “Hey gurl… I got a new phone. Wanna see it?”

  32. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Twitter
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    “Woo hoo! I’m with the guy who doesn’t give or receive blowjobs from other guys!”

  33. Jessica Biel Cleavage See Through Shirt Hailing Cab
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    What happened to her left hand? Did she hurt it fisting Timberlake?

  34. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
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    Putting a fat woman on an ATV never ends well…except for Daniel Tosh

  35. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    He should go back for ONE more cosmetic surgery…”Doc, just make me look less surprised at fucking everything”

  36. Michelle Rodriguez Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Hey, Michelle…you’ve got a little pussy in the corner of your mouth”

  37. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
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    “You two stop pretending to be dead and listen to what I’m saying!”

  38. Helen Mirren Shirt Protesting Drummers
    DeucePickle
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    That old lady has a pretty good butt

  39. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
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    “You two stop pretending to be dead and listen to what I have to say!”

  40. Joe Pesci 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    How did Joe Pesci get invited? He hasn’t been a celebrity since before this tournament began!

  41. Melanie Griffith
    Buddy The Elf
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    A new Muppet Movie in the works?

  42. Zachary Quinto Shaved Head The Today Show
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    Y’know, there’s “gay” and then there’s “Paul Lynde called in from Heaven and asked you to tone it down.”

  43. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
    Yaar
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    “Faster! That pig’s getting away and that’s tomorrow morning’s pre-breakfast!”

  44. Rihanna Cleavage Sitting On Fans Lap Sticking Mic In Face Instagram
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    Her forehead is freaking…looming!

  45. Chris Brown Red Jacked Checking Out Chicks Ass MET Gala After Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    He actually picked a jacket that matches how he sees things whenever someone peeps his phone, parks in his spot, requires him to pay parking, wins a Grammy instead of him, breathes near him, etc.

  46. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Yaar
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    I really had to look at this for a few moments before I realized what I was seeing.

  47. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Terrible Haircut 6th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    GILF!!!

  48. Andrew Garfield Dane DeHaan The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    That’s one thing I didn’t see enough of in any Spider-Man movie: tickling.

  49. Cameron Diaz Stella McCartney Kristen Stewart Backseat Tired Looking MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Obviously some very strong reefer was being passed around in that vehicle.

  50. June Shannon Riding ATV With Daughter
    Cock Dr
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    Isn’t this her honeymoon? Seems appropriate.

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