The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.6.14

May 6th, 2014 // 344 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is riding the boob wake of today’s thorough coverage of the MET Gala. I’ve been putting galleries of it together for three years now, and I still don’t know what it’s for, but I do know that after Hugh Jackman attended, he needed to really stretch out his groin and legs afterwards, so yes, next year Fish and I are smuggling ourselves into the voluminous folds of Kim Kardashian‘s butt to not miss out. I should mention this gallery isn’t a bunch more MET Gala shit, I just really wanted to emphasize how super gay it looks when Wolverine works out with his trainer and how excited that makes my boss and myself.

Bruce Jenner‘s boobs know what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sophia Bush Tank Top Skinny Jeans
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    Bruce Jenner is finally getting the hang of it.

  2. Alfonso Ribeiro Getting Massage 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    “It’s not unusual to be rubbed by anyone.”

  3. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress MET Gala After Party
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    Where’d the gut come from?

  4. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
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    Is that the guy who sang “Baby I love your Way?” Love that song.

    Jessica has a penchant for making herself look horrible most of the time. She needs to stop dressing herself and doing her own makeup.

  5. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    She’s beautiful. I’d dive face first into that pussy pouch. So sexy.

  6. Clint Eastwood Screaming American Sniper Set
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    “You gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well? do y–Oops, I shit myself.”

  7. Nikki Lund Butt Booty Shorts Workout
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    “When you’re riding me cowgirl, you’re gonna want to squat like this. Feel that burn? Yeah. That’s not the squats. That’s chlamydia.”

  8. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    What the actual fuck?

  9. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
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    Anybody else hear the “Eye Of The Tiger” playing all of a sudden?

  10. Alfonso Ribeiro Getting Massage 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    It’s hard to relax for a massage, when you know Travolta is still on the back nine.

  11. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress MET Gala After Party
    Really...?
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    I’d still eat her snatch like it was ice cream. On a hot day.

  12. Ellie Goulding Sideboob Swimsuit
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    my subwoofer has more tone.

  13. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
    Really...?
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    Great disguise Big Pussy. Nobody will ever find you in witsec looking like this. Nobody. Ever.

  14. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini
    Nice N Hot
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    This pic would make a Great Desktop. Can I order it in 1980x ?

  15. Hugh Jackman Leg Stretch With Male Trainer
    Marketing Mike
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    You can’t fool me.
    The guy on top is aiming in the wrong direction.

  16. Hilary Duff Butt Skinny Jeans Pumping Gas
    Marketing Mike
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    Damn… She had me at Stiletto heels…

  17. Orlando Bloom Zulu German Premiere
    Marketing Mike
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    He was so-so in the first Pirates, and that was his career peaking.
    Zulu was another crap part, in a crap movie, in his crap career.
    Nothing personal, he just can’t act.

  18. Hugh Jackman Leg Stretch With Male Trainer
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    Nobody tea bags the Wolverine. Nobody.

  19. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Nobody wants to tea bag Gidget. Nobody.

  20. Denise Richards Skinny Arms
    Marketing Mike
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    She never deserved that ClusterFuck we know as Charlie Sheen.
    Considering what she’s been through, she’s a winner. A real one.

  21. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Marketing Mike
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    Fuck me, he has tits…

  22. Sophia Bush Tank Top Skinny Jeans
    Marketing Mike
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    Nice to see my future wife is out exercising

  23. Clint Eastwood Screaming American Sniper Set
    Veronika Larsson
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    You know, what’s really interesting about the above commenters is this:

    Clint Eastwood is 83 years old.

    And on his worst day, he could kick the hell out of any one of you.

    • Marketing Mike

      Clint still makes more money in one day,
      than 99% of us make in an entire year.
      Just something to consider…

    • Oh bull fucking shit. First of all he is a fucking actor, the shit he does in movies is not real life, grow the fuck up. He is 83 fucking years old, he is not kicking anyone’s ass. Start living in the real fucking world.

      • My money’s on Clint

      • Really? Why don’t you challenge Eastwood to a fistfight? What’s wrong, scared…punk?

        He’ll kick your ass and then steal your wallet and use it to buy Geritol.

      • And what’s *really* sad is I’m guessing it wouldn’t be your first time getting your ass kicked by a senior citizen….

      • …clint was my first old-guy role model …he’s been an avid weight-lifter & fitness nut all his life, and has a rep as a bit of a badass in real life …i mean, check out ‘blood work’ (2002), the dude was 71 and still doing some of his own stunts …i think if he caught you slippin’, his 83 year old ass might put you down.

  24. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
    Veronika Larsson
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    Not all of her is tiny.

    Look again.

  25. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    I believe you have me mistaken for Kim Kardashian.

  26. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Damn, this brings up the timeless question once again, “bro,” or, “manzierre.”

  27. Andy Garcia Arm Around Joe Pesci 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Brent Spiner is surprisingly short.

  28. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Nice tits!

    Wait……….WHAt? That’s a guy?

  29. Nikki Lund Butt Booty Shorts Workout
    Marketing Mike
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    This picture is less than 30 minutes away from being a Porn Movie.

  30. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
    Marketing Mike
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    I’d like to get to know her, but she looks like a 5k a night girl.
    She’s probably a little too “advanced” for my tastes…

    • $5K a night? What kind of fucking sad fuck would pay $5K a night to fuck some chick, especially this one? Go to a bar, spend $20-$50 on drinks on some chick, if you can’t get laid for less than $100, kill yourself.

  31. Sophia Bush Tank Top Skinny Jeans
    anonymous
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    Didn’t know who she was until the Chicago Fire/PD shows. Sexy voice to match the body.

  32. Denise Richards Skinny Arms
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    Pretty awesome chick.

  33. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Yeah, something’s definitely up.

  34. Penn Badgley Hipster Clothes
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    “Why yes I’m a douchebag, how did you know?”

  35. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini
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    This doesn’t qualify, none of her butt cheeks are in view.

  36. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    I can smell the STDs thru my monitor

  37. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini
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    Hmmm I find it quite coincidental that a #Girlscan ad pops up to cover her ‘can.’ And no I will never ever visit that site now.

  38. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini
    mikeJ
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    i wish we could see her armpits

  39. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress MET Gala After Party
    gumbypokey
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    Ms Ordinary McNothingspecial.

  40. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
    fred
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    Demi has that “Yes, I know that all of my kids are brutally ugly so stop telling me about it already” look on her face.

  41. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
    icu
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    “It’s a shame about the face..”
    “Yeah, Rumer got the short end of the stick in the looks department.”
    “I meant Demi.”

  42. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    fred
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    “You’re going to stick your big black what in my face? Oh. Microphone. Go on girl.”

  43. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Can’t hate on Sally. Love her.

  44. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    KtothaJ
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    Tits McGhee.

  45. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
    Cutshaw
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    She was or maybe is a Kevin & Bean (KROQ morning show) spokesmodel, crowned in their annual Miss Double-D-ecember contest.

  46. Hugh Jackman Leg Stretch With Male Trainer
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    Aw, yeah! Stretch that hamstring until you hear the muscle fibres tear! Feel the burn!

  47. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
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    Who, with her boyfriend who?

  48. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
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    His hair looks like a poodles ass after it takes a dump outside, then the shit turns hard and crusty…OK That observation tells you much about life.

  49. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    alexxx3488
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    If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions.

  50. Andy Garcia Arm Around Joe Pesci 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Whatever happened to Pesci’s career? He hasn’t done anything in forever.

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