The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.6.14

May 6th, 2014 // 344 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is riding the boob wake of today’s thorough coverage of the MET Gala. I’ve been putting galleries of it together for three years now, and I still don’t know what it’s for, but I do know that after Hugh Jackman attended, he needed to really stretch out his groin and legs afterwards, so yes, next year Fish and I are smuggling ourselves into the voluminous folds of Kim Kardashian‘s butt to not miss out. I should mention this gallery isn’t a bunch more MET Gala shit, I just really wanted to emphasize how super gay it looks when Wolverine works out with his trainer and how excited that makes my boss and myself.

Bruce Jenner‘s boobs know what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Andy Garcia Arm Around Joe Pesci 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    You never really realize how small some actors are until they stand next to Joe Pesci.

  2. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
    Beltliner
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    She’s 33. She would’ve watched his music videos on MuchMusic when she was in seventh grade.

    I guess this gives hope to all of us who wanted to nail Liz Phair back in the day.

  3. Andy Garcia Arm Around Joe Pesci 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    “Whadayamean I’m funny? Funny how?”
    “Have you looked in a mirror lately?”

  4. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
    big anglo
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    imagine her playboy spread.

    Hobbies: Chain fights, fucking carnies, taking dumps on people’s lawns.

  5. Ellie Goulding Sideboob Swimsuit
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    I like em pale myself. She’s a little chin-y, but she works. Also, bewbz.

  6. Hugh Jackman Leg Stretch With Male Trainer
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    Huh … I always thought “tap someone on the shoulder” meant something different.

  7. Andy Garcia Arm Around Joe Pesci 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Combined I think they add up to less than 10′ tall….

  8. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    Who?

  9. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini
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    She knows how to work her assets in modeling.

  10. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    Steven Tyler is really starting to freak me the fuck out.

  11. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    God dammit! WTF… WHY THIS AND THE COCO BEAST???

    I would rather put a gun in my mouth.

  12. Clint Eastwood Screaming American Sniper Set
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    “Get offa that chair! That’s Barack Obama!”

  13. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
    Hopalong
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    It’s so sad when they’re blinded by their shattered career and have to be led around by a service animal.

  14. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
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    He looks as if he has borrowed the suit from a (much larger) bellhop.

  15. Ellie Goulding Sideboob Swimsuit
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    Love imported sideboob.

  16. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

  17. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini
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    This is just what I needed after a long day at work. Thank you.

  18. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Natty Ice
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    “Mwah-hahahah…yeeeeaaaahhhh…you like me. You really like me…”

  19. Hugh Jackman Leg Stretch With Male Trainer
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    Whatever he’s doing is working. Hugh looks great. Like a beast.

  20. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Natty Ice
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    Why is he dressed like he is about to play golf with old, rich, white guys?

  21. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    I’d gladly shoot my webs at her.

  22. Hugh Jackman Leg Stretch With Male Trainer
    fred
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    Ahh, the mushroom stamp position. One of the more difficult yoga moves.

  23. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Instead of playing golf, they’re all going to get shit-faced and pass out on the greens.

  24. Hilary Duff Butt Skinny Jeans Pumping Gas
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    She’s pumping gas and I want to pump her.

  25. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Lemme try this once again…pffffft…nope, I still can’t whistle.”

  26. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    fred
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    “Remember the first rule of Fight Club,” thought Bob Bitch-Tits after eeing all of the cameras around.

  27. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Surrounded by skinny white women, at a golf classic, which is sponsored by Sabra brand hummus. This is the epitome of “white,” and I think that man may need to be rescued.

  28. Alfonso Ribeiro Getting Massage 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    fred
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    “Yeah, I mean, I guess you can rub my back. But honestly, I am just happy to be anywhere there are cameras.”

  29. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    I’ve loved this guy ever since he was in Amos ‘n’ Andy.

  30. Sophia Bush Tank Top Skinny Jeans
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    Very nice.

  31. Alfonso Ribeiro Getting Massage 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    This man may need to be rescued too.

  32. Ellie Goulding Sideboob Swimsuit
    fred
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    She looks like Drew Barrymore’s uglier, pastier sister, if that is even a factual possibility.

  33. Penn Badgley Hipster Clothes
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    Sigh. And now Shia’s going to have to come out in something even more ridiculous, and then Badgely will have to beat that, and eventually the world is destroyed by an explosion of smug farts and ironic shirts.

  34. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
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    I didn’t know Bruce and Demi got back together. Does Bruce’s pregnant wife know about this?

  35. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    You’d think with all her money she could afford more than nursing home hair.

  36. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    The camel toe on her face is so prominent that I didn’t even notice the one downstairs.

  37. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    “I loved you in Pulp Fiction!”
    “Yeah, ’bout time someone got that shit right.”
    “No one else could have played Marcellus Wallace so well!”
    “Motherfucker…”

  38. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
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    Can’t decide if her dress should go down by an inch, or go up far enough to cover the face…

  39. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
    fred
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    These are the last two pictures before it was led into the slaughterhouse.

  40. Clint Eastwood Screaming American Sniper Set
    fred
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    “Oh nelly, I’m having a hot time tonight,” thought Clint after noticing the Golden Corral across the street.

  41. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    I’m just waiting for Zaloog to post about how she’s really not that bad.

  42. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    She uploads so many pictures of her at photo shoots, but I never see the finished photos. Does the photoshop team just give up after working 10 hours straight on one picture and just delete them all when they find out that any photoshop just makes her look even more absurd?

  43. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
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    I’m kind of disappointed in you, Photo Boy. I was expecting the Final Five to be all Big Ang.

  44. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
    Quinn L
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    is that the Kim K wannabe, Myla Sinag?

  45. Penn Badgley Hipster Clothes
    fred
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    He looks like a giant purple vagina circa 1977.

  46. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    Jesus Christ, this woman makes me physically shudder every time her picture comes up. Just harpoon her ass, drag her back into the ocean, and be done with her.

  47. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
    fred
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    We may finally have a “no” answer to the age old question, “If you bolted a rack on it, would ya hit it?”

  48. Hugh Jackman Leg Stretch With Male Trainer
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    I’ve tried that. You’re never gonna reach it man. Trust me.

  49. Alfonso Ribeiro Getting Massage 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Not seen off to the side, George Lopez draining the beer cart.

  50. Ellie Goulding Sideboob Swimsuit
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    I’m loving the side-boob and the Drew Barrymore face.

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