The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.6.14

May 6th, 2014 // 344 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is riding the boob wake of today’s thorough coverage of the MET Gala. I’ve been putting galleries of it together for three years now, and I still don’t know what it’s for, but I do know that after Hugh Jackman attended, he needed to really stretch out his groin and legs afterwards, so yes, next year Fish and I are smuggling ourselves into the voluminous folds of Kim Kardashian‘s butt to not miss out. I should mention this gallery isn’t a bunch more MET Gala shit, I just really wanted to emphasize how super gay it looks when Wolverine works out with his trainer and how excited that makes my boss and myself.

Bruce Jenner‘s boobs know what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress MET Gala After Party
    JimBB
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    No really, I made it myself out of dollies.

  2. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    All this picture is missing is a set of old-timey round barbells. Shoved up her ass.

  3. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Seriously Bruce Jenner is morphing into Richard Speck? :)

  4. Penn Badgley Hipster Clothes
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    Hey, my 7-year old daughter wears that same hoodie.

  5. Alfonso Ribeiro Getting Massage 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    What does Miley’s severed head have to do with golf?

  6. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
    JimBB
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    Come on honey, we have to get back to the 90′s or my white dreads will start to disappear.

  7. Ellie Goulding Sideboob Swimsuit
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    This must be the 80th side boob picture I’ve seen today. Keep up the good work Fish.

  8. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Daisy
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    You can tell it’s Photoshop! The shadows are all wrong!

  9. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    I wonder if they’re real. Or any of her, for that matter.

  10. Penn Badgley Hipster Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    All up and coming hair removal products now in the developmental pipeline should be tested on him first before release to the general public.
    If it works on him it’ll work on anyone, maybe even Kardashians.

  11. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Randal
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    I keep clicking but all I see are stars….

  12. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
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    Is actually embarrassed by her offspring? (:

  13. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Turd Ferguson
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    Zaloog might.

  14. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    still nicer than Madonna’s.

  15. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
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    “C’mon, mom, let’s go get our picture taken!”

    “Noooooooo, this is embarrassing!”

  16. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    maoix
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    Damn, I think he has bigger tits than my girlfriend. Perhaps we both need to do some soul-searching.

  17. Clint Eastwood Screaming American Sniper Set
    JimBB
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    Dirty Diaper Harry

  18. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
    Cock Dr
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    Girl’s got a huge pair of fakers under there.

  19. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
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    after a three day coke binge, it’s hard to unclench the teeth.

  20. Penn Badgley Hipster Clothes
    JimBB
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    Hey guys, don’t make fun of him! I loved his work with Teller.

  21. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
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    They’re getting nuclear physics PhDs to sell cars now?

  22. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko Pounds With Black Dude
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    Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
    Shape of a Huge Boxer!
    Form of a short blonde with no internal organs!

  23. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
    Spleen
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    Jesus, it looks like Micky Rourke in drag.

  24. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    Those tires have a lower PSI than her lips.

  25. Andy Garcia Arm Around Joe Pesci 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Pesci, “How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me …”
    Garcia, “You know you’re just funny!”

  26. Ellie Goulding Sideboob Swimsuit
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    who says british women are ugly, pasty trolls?
    *horfs*

  27. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
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    This was the best of the day’s offerings?

  28. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
    Chaz
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    Nice to Demi and Bruce getting along again.

  29. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
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    NO.

  30. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    yawn. If you still want our attention at this point, just send us pics of your next gyno exam, Shamu.

  31. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
    JimBB
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    Any relation to Honey Boo-Boo?

  32. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    You can’t spell “Orangutan” without “ang”.

  33. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
    JimBB
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    I suddenly feel inspired to win.

  34. Clint Eastwood Screaming American Sniper Set
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    I hope he’s directing.

  35. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
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    Hurry it up, guys, I’ve got to tutor a calculus student in an hour.

  36. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Trout Lips

  37. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    “That wasn’t me, woman! I was never in Aven- I was in Avengers, wasn’t I? Sorry, reflex.”

  38. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    NO.NO.NO.NO!

  39. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko Pounds With Black Dude
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    “Way to bang a midget, bro.”

  40. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    By my count, that’s two over par.

  41. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
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    That’s a tiny girl – probably 5″4 big max.

  42. Orlando Bloom Zulu German Premiere
    JimBB
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    “Would you like me to sign your copy of Lord of the Rings book, love?

    “No, I was actually hoping you would write an apology.”

  43. Clint Eastwood Screaming American Sniper Set
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    “I had a butterscotch in this pocket. What happened to it? Goddamn Obama! Always taking my- Oh, other pocket.”

  44. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  45. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    So how’d she get her nickname?

  46. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Neville Flynn
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    “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking interviewers on this motherfucking golf course!”

  47. Hilary Duff Butt Skinny Jeans Pumping Gas
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    That style of hat is now known as the Half-Pharrell.

  48. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    His breasts are coming in nicely.

  49. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    That’s actually a pair of plain cotton granny panties.

    …still think horrific giant asses are cool, kids?

  50. Denise Richards Skinny Arms
    JimBB
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    Did she bedazzle her taillights?

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