The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.6.14

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is riding the boob wake of today’s thorough coverage of the MET Gala. I’ve been putting galleries of it together for three years now, and I still don’t know what it’s for, but I do know that after Hugh Jackman attended, he needed to really stretch out his groin and legs afterwards, so yes, next year Fish and I are smuggling ourselves into the voluminous folds of Kim Kardashian’s butt to not miss out. I should mention this gallery isn’t a bunch more MET Gala shit, I just really wanted to emphasize how super gay it looks when Wolverine works out with his trainer and how excited that makes my boss and myself.

Bruce Jenner’s boobs know what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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