The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.6.14

May 6th, 2014 // 344 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is riding the boob wake of today’s thorough coverage of the MET Gala. I’ve been putting galleries of it together for three years now, and I still don’t know what it’s for, but I do know that after Hugh Jackman attended, he needed to really stretch out his groin and legs afterwards, so yes, next year Fish and I are smuggling ourselves into the voluminous folds of Kim Kardashian‘s butt to not miss out. I should mention this gallery isn’t a bunch more MET Gala shit, I just really wanted to emphasize how super gay it looks when Wolverine works out with his trainer and how excited that makes my boss and myself.

Bruce Jenner‘s boobs know what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hugh Jackman Leg Stretch With Male Trainer
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    If this is “working out”, I’ll happily die fat and unwell, knowing I made the right choice.

  2. Hugh Jackman Leg Stretch With Male Trainer
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    Jason Statham doesn’t take any shit…

  3. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    No one dared question why Sally Field demanded that she be allowed to take home the Spidey outfit.

  4. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    What has been seen, cannot be unseen…

  5. Alfonso Ribeiro Getting Massage 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Is this a rich person’s version of a step ladder??

  6. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko Pounds With Black Dude
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    Hopefully he washes his fist after bumping it with a homeless guy before he bumps Panettiere’s appendix with it.

  7. Andy Garcia Arm Around Joe Pesci 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Joe, eat a snickers!
    Why?
    Because when you get hungry… uhmmm never mind…

  8. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    brick
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    Looks like Lacey Underall has some competition. Really, really creepy competition!

  9. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    This is like an ass buffet no one ordered….

  10. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    My ballsack is less wrinkly than her wattle. At least after a hot shower. All bets are off after a cold swim.

  11. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    rican
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    “Mr. Lopez, aren’t you Mexican?”

  12. Sally Field Derpface Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    JimBB
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    She and Katie Holmes must share custody of the same very tiny bottle of shampoo.

    • Urbanspaceman

      It’s a little game celebs play, going out in public looking ridiculous and noting how many people think they’re super-trendy and how many do not. It’s harmless fun for them.

  13. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    dennis
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    His daughters inherited his cup size.

  14. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    ♪♪ Cha . . . cha . . . cha . . . changes. ♪♪

  15. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    JimBB
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    Bitch if you’re going to ask me about the Matrix movies, some shit is about to go down.

  16. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini
    George P Burdell
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    “Instagram and Anastasia Ashley’s butt are proof that God loves us and wants us to masturbate.” – Ben Franklin

  17. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    Dammit, Photo Boy. Just dammit.

  18. Alfonso Ribeiro Getting Massage 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    JimBB
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    Why did no one tell me he lost his legs during the war??? Now I feel bad about all those breakdancing jokes.

  19. Hilary Duff Butt Skinny Jeans Pumping Gas
    George P Burdell
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    If she is back with her husband, why is she still wearing dating shoes while pumping gas?

  20. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    The tourney grand prize? A new kidney.

  21. Kate Upton Cleavage Legs Minidress MET Gala After Party
    dennis
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    She must be hunting for a rich old geezer. No one would purposely wear the material for lining coffins as often as she does and call it fashion.

  22. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
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    It must suck when your 50 year old mom is 10 times hotter than you.

  23. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
    JimBB
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    Come on mom, I’ve set you up with a playdate with Madonna.

  24. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Let me make sure I understand: Bruce transformed himself into an elderly lesbian to help his golf game?

  25. Denise Richards Skinny Arms
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    She’s a fine woman and a decent human being as far as I’ve heard. She’ll get no snark from me.

    Nice rack, too.

  26. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
    alex
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    I can’t decide which one is more embarrassed.

  27. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko Pounds With Black Dude
    JimBB
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    Two people who don’t speak English very well.

  28. Clint Eastwood Screaming American Sniper Set
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    My grandfather used to get that face when he crapped his pants.

  29. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
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    Just cannot help it – you MUST date douchebags, amirite Jess?

  30. Hilary Duff Butt Skinny Jeans Pumping Gas
    Cock Dr
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    WORK THAT NOZZLE

  31. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Really, Medicine? Really? And yet we’re no further ahead on cancer and diabetes.

  32. Nikki Lund Butt Booty Shorts Workout
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    Combined, their asses are smaller than Kim’s

  33. Rumer Willis Demi Moore Legs Short Shorts Palo Alto Premiere
    George P Burdell
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    “Hold on, Ashton. There people with cameras are still taking my picture.”
    “C’mon, Mom. Casper Smart is inside with the coke and your vodka.”

  34. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
    alex
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    How many times a day do you think she has surgery?

  35. Ellie Goulding Sideboob Swimsuit
    JimBB
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    Showing off her amazing UK tan.

  36. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
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    My guess: pornstar?

  37. Lisa Rinna Erect Nipples Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Even with the heinous face, I’d still plow her.

  38. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    That Bad Motherfucker wears a pink polo shirt with a blue jumper shit and white hat? “Fuck that Nigga is Chanky!”

  39. Angela Big Ang Raiola Erect Nipples Through Leather Top
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    Kim K. in ten years.

  40. Alfonso Ribeiro Getting Massage 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    He woke up later in a bathtub full of ice, while George Lopez cackled in glee.

  41. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Cock Dr
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    A bikini can’t be too far off in the future.

  42. Andy Garcia Arm Around Joe Pesci 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    JimBB
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    Someone is about to get whacked for being in the Godfather III.

  43. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    When Ice T mysteriously disappears, I know where the should start the search.

  44. Hayden Panettiere Wladimir Klitschko Pounds With Black Dude
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    Shouldn’t he be wearing a cape and punching out Russian troops in his homeland?

  45. Clint Eastwood Screaming American Sniper Set
    George P Burdell
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    Tell Barack I’ll call him right back.

  46. Luxiboo Side Boob Daisy Dukes German Auto Magazine Shoot
    George P Burdell
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    Filipino-Irish

  47. Jessica Pare Cleavage Boyfriend John Kastner Dreadlocks MET Gala After Party
    Cock Dr
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    A dress that squashes your titties and a date that looks like an dreadlocked undertaker is probably not going to get you on the cover of People.

  48. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Brody Jenner 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
    Freebie
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    Does he have boobs?

  49. Samuel L Jackson Pissed Off Look Talking To Reporter 7th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic
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    Tell us about your new movie, Mr. Fishburne.

  50. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Eyes cannot unsee the pussy pouch.

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