The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.5.15

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I chose to start with Lindsey Pelas eating a banana, because seriously? Does she think we don’t know they’re a wonderful source of essential minerals. The last thing we need is some sort of potassium awareness campaign. Fucking celebrities think we’re dumb or something. We’ve also got Rihanna at her MET Gala afterparty, where the theme was apparently An Evening With Celebrity Nipples, so she should be our next president. I’m not kidding, someone ship her to Iowa and tell her just to say the words ‘Religious Freedom’ and ‘Middle Class’ over and over until we’re all bleeding from the eyes and ears. I know how electoral politics works.

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