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  1. It had to be said

    OK, Now turn your head and cough. HA! Just kidding, you don’t have a hernia. Although I now have an STD on my hand . . .

    May 31, 2011 at 6:08 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Cock Dr

    She has drugs in a body cavity somewhere.
    Someone page TSA agent Dyke Stinkfinger.

    May 31, 2011 at 6:09 pm /  Reply /00
  3. fapappy

    how a full body scanner gets the herps..

    May 31, 2011 at 6:10 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Turd Ferguson

    Face looks like a dude from the side.

    May 31, 2011 at 6:27 pm /  Reply /00
  5. chopped75

    Apparently the skank detector was broken!

    May 31, 2011 at 6:31 pm /  Reply /00
  6. McFeely Smackup

    We’ve already seen her skill in sausage hiding…

    May 31, 2011 at 6:44 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Raerae

    Not pictured: Paris begging TSA to do a full body cavity search

    May 31, 2011 at 7:18 pm /  Reply /00
  8. BurntWater

    The two TSA agents behind her are awaiting word from their supervisor as they both refused to do a search without hazard pay or HAZMAT suits.

    May 31, 2011 at 7:28 pm /  Reply /00
  9. whiskeyafternoon

    is this the new mandatory armpit shaving station? I’ve read about this new TSA security measure.

    May 31, 2011 at 7:49 pm /  Reply /00
  10. The Critical Crassness

    Dissatisfied with the results of the first photo of her full body scanning TSA adventure, Paris asked for a retake!

    May 31, 2011 at 8:00 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Dreg

    “Ma’am, we asked you to place all carry-on luggage on the coveyor belt.”
    “I did.”
    “Then what is this I’m looking at on the scanner?”
    “(duh) My vagina.”
    “You’re gonna have to empty it.”
    “But my plane leaves in an hour.”

    May 31, 2011 at 8:01 pm /  Reply /00
  12. tlmck

    When I stand on my tiptoes, does it make my boobs look bigger?

    No.

    May 31, 2011 at 8:12 pm /  Reply /00
  13. Little Turtle Head

    looking at this just gave me an instant hard on…

    May 31, 2011 at 9:01 pm /  Reply /00
  14. Jovy

    She looks just like this german soldier that used to come on base and flirt with me. His name was Jon. I’m a little worried.

    May 31, 2011 at 9:17 pm /  Reply /00
  15. stinky mcpoop

    Watch out! She’s carrying a snuke!

    Jun 1, 2011 at 12:19 am /  Reply /00
  16. stinky mcpoop

    The TSA is carrying out Operation Hot Dog in a Hallway on unsuspecting celebrities.

    Jun 1, 2011 at 12:20 am /  Reply /00
  17. JMS

    I wonder how many balloons of gum they found in the caviety search.

    Jun 1, 2011 at 12:36 am /  Reply /00
  18. billlabong021

    She’s on her tip-toes.

    Jun 1, 2011 at 4:23 am /  Reply /00
  19. cc

    Pay particular attention to her head…plenty of room in there for God knows what.

    Jun 1, 2011 at 8:04 am /  Reply /00
  20. Seat Filler

    why is she on her tip toes?

    Jun 1, 2011 at 8:35 am /  Reply /00
    • Keith Chegwin

      because the last time she was in that pose she had a noose around her neck and a gun in her face.

      Jun 1, 2011 at 5:42 pm /  Reply /00

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