The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.31.11

May 31st, 2011 // 632 Comments

Know how I know airport security is an illusion? This got through.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, jam-packed with a variety of celebrity random from the holiday weekend including:

Three midgets. (Uno, dos, tres.)
Two pregos. (Eins, zwei.)
One Pippa bra.
Michelle Rodriquez’s butt crack.
Some Minka nips.
And Carlton Banks.

Can you tell Daddy missed you?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Minka Kelly
    Kevin W
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s one of the hottest things going but those sunglasses are not flattering on her.

    • polk

      Dude, she is braless and you are commenting on her SUNGLASSES?

      • Any Guy

        exactamundo. me thinks Kev may be a little fabulicious. those pinch-able purple nip-nips eclipse all else in this photo. she could have no eyeballs in her sockets for fuck’s sake.

  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    mouthy moutherson
    Commented on this photo:

    Buffalo Belly is wearing big wampum moo-moo!

  3. Peter Dinklage
    rough smacked
    Commented on this photo:

    Whats the obsession with this guy?

  4. Kenny G
    Commented on this photo:

    Saw the thumbnail, figured I’d make some sort of “Looks like Kenny G” comment before there were 500 of them.

    Fuck.

  5. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hurry, honey. Mommy needs to pee.”

  6. Khloe Kardashian Nivea Goodbye Cellulite
    Commented on this photo:

    Because she sure as hell won’t be the new ass of Nivea Good-bye Cellulite.

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    slein
    Commented on this photo:

    What would make one think “I should really wear that SW themed muumuu”

  8. Paris Hilton
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, Now turn your head and cough. HA! Just kidding, you don’t have a hernia. Although I now have an STD on my hand . . .

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    WoodyZaloopa
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still do her ———> ( o )

  10. Holly Madison Bikini
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    If Tori Spelling would’ve taken the advice of her plastic surgeons THIS is EXACTLY how she would look.

  11. Paris Hilton
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She has drugs in a body cavity somewhere.
    Someone page TSA agent Dyke Stinkfinger.

  12. Peter Dinklage
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Horseback riding is legal in NYC? Oh, wait.

  13. Dane Cook
    Commented on this photo:

    “Have you ever been hiking, and needed to pee? And you start peeing and some guy goes, “Hey, you can’t pee there” and then you can like punch the guy in the face and go, “BOOM. I CAN PEE BECAUSE I’M OUTSIDE.’”

  14. Minka Kelly
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    No bra until Jeter gets to 3,000 hits, 300 stolen bases. Intentional walk boys, intentional walk.

  15. Paris Hilton
    fapappy
    Commented on this photo:

    how a full body scanner gets the herps..

  16. Peter Dinklage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Even the midget is wearing a scarf. What is it with this dreadful trend?

  17. Steve-O
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Nick Hogan’s been out driving again.

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Jen. Honey. Seriously, that wouldn’t look good on a woman half your size.

  19. Peter Dinklage
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus fucking christ that dog is HUGE!

  20. Peter Dinklage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    This guy tries too hard.

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The classic “bowling pin” figure…….so hot.

  22. Kenny G
    polk
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he dressed as Larry Fine for the Three Stooges movie?

  23. Pink Pregnant
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she’s going to beat the crap out of Gary Shirley.

  24. Pippa Middleton Cleavage Bra Breasts
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Pippa’s ass got her tickets to the French Open. Her sister’s ass got her stuck with a balk Limey weirdo. Who won?

  25. Kenny G
    polk
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess the G stands for Guttenberg.

  26. Minka Kelly
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like alexandra ambrossio if she was on sandwiches.

  27. Kenny G
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Moe, hey Moe!

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    She must be going to another Cali music festival

  29. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    In the name of Xenu, I command you to stop, waves! Quiet Mommy or I’ll tell Daddy you were wearing heels.

  30. Pippa Middleton Cleavage Bra Breasts
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    you still ain’t as hot as your princess sister, bitch.

  31. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of a moron besides Shauna Sands wears heels to walk on the beach?

  32. January Jones Pregnant
    polk
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a look of dirty shame in every pic, whether it’s a walk of shame from a limo at 10:00am, or carrying some married director’s baby.

  33. Kenny G
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    CHILD MOLESTER!

  34. Pink Pregnant
    fapappy
    Commented on this photo:

    Mrs. Piggy incarnate.

  35. Khloe Kardashian Nivea Goodbye Cellulite
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Nivea Good-bye Cellulite? My God, have we just gotten rid of a Khardashian? Do they make Nivea Good-bye Whore for Kim?

  36. Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    they must be waiting for the sea org ship to pull up to the dock.

  37. Una Healy
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I like this for a variety of reasons.

  38. Peter Dinklage
    DiddyK
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s cereal did this paps sh!t in to get stuck covering Peter Dink-whateverthef#ckhisnameis…

  39. Robert Downey Jr
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Did he and January Jones get dressed together? What the hell is with the stupid hats?

  40. Khloe Kardashian Nivea Goodbye Cellulite
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They made the wookie look all smooth & bright eyed. There’s a PhotoShop genius there on the Nivea marketing team.
    Now show us your ass so we can see just how effective this product really is.

  41. Una Healy
    polk
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no idea who she is, my my penis is sending me signals that she is very fuckable.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Nivea Goodbye Cellulite
    dlp
    Commented on this photo:

    so does that mean they amputated her body from the waist down?

  43. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, Jen… I am so sorry but “Chicken Fried Steak” is NOT a spirit animal…

  44. Khloe Kardashian Nivea Goodbye Cellulite
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s only half bad when photoshopped to shit, her lower half is covered, and there isn’t anything around as a size reference like an elephant or aircraft carrier.

  45. Holly Madison Bikini
    theboner
    Commented on this photo:

    those are some nice boobs…yes i know they are fake, but at least they look good

  46. Dane Cook
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    That sidewalk crack looks like it’s sucking his leg into a wormhole.

  47. Una Healy
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Girls, remember, long legs and tits out = internet celebrity. Now go forth and prosper.

  48. Peter Dinklage
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    anyones kid missing a lego man?

  49. Dane Cook
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, that’s as close to laughing as I’ve ever been when Dane Cook is involved. Missed it by thatmuch.

  50. Simon Cowell
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    For god’s sake, button up the shirt. You ain’t no Chippendale dancer.

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