Know how I know airport security is an illusion? This got through.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, jam-packed with a variety of celebrity random from the holiday weekend including:
Three midgets. (Uno, dos, tres.)
Two pregos. (Eins, zwei.)
One Pippa bra.
Michelle Rodriquez’s butt crack.
Some Minka nips.
And Carlton Banks.
Can you tell Daddy missed you?
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She’s one of the hottest things going but those sunglasses are not flattering on her.
Dude, she is braless and you are commenting on her SUNGLASSES?
exactamundo. me thinks Kev may be a little fabulicious. those pinch-able purple nip-nips eclipse all else in this photo. she could have no eyeballs in her sockets for fuck’s sake.
Buffalo Belly is wearing big wampum moo-moo!
Whats the obsession with this guy?
The name and the size, together they just make a person giggle.
Peter Dinklage = ha ha ha
Peter Dinklage = funny as hell.
Game of Thrones.
He plays a pawn, presumably.
Saw the thumbnail, figured I’d make some sort of “Looks like Kenny G” comment before there were 500 of them.
Fuck.
“Hurry, honey. Mommy needs to pee.”
Because she sure as hell won’t be the new ass of Nivea Good-bye Cellulite.
What would make one think “I should really wear that SW themed muumuu”
OK, Now turn your head and cough. HA! Just kidding, you don’t have a hernia. Although I now have an STD on my hand . . .
I’ve always wanted to watch this “woman” get cancer…
I’d still do her ———> ( o )
+1
Don’t you mean (*)?
If Tori Spelling would’ve taken the advice of her plastic surgeons THIS is EXACTLY how she would look.
She has drugs in a body cavity somewhere.
Someone page TSA agent Dyke Stinkfinger.
Horseback riding is legal in NYC? Oh, wait.
“Have you ever been hiking, and needed to pee? And you start peeing and some guy goes, “Hey, you can’t pee there” and then you can like punch the guy in the face and go, “BOOM. I CAN PEE BECAUSE I’M OUTSIDE.’”
Nice one Dane.
No bra until Jeter gets to 3,000 hits, 300 stolen bases. Intentional walk boys, intentional walk.
how a full body scanner gets the herps..
+1
Even the midget is wearing a scarf. What is it with this dreadful trend?
Looks like Nick Hogan’s been out driving again.
Oh Jen. Honey. Seriously, that wouldn’t look good on a woman half your size.
Jesus fucking christ that dog is HUGE!
BAHAHAHA Sorry, but that was damn funny!
Ditto that….Can’t stop laughin…
This guy tries too hard.
The classic “bowling pin” figure…….so hot.
No shit, what the hell crossed her mind when she looked in the mirror before leaving the house??
Is he dressed as Larry Fine for the Three Stooges movie?
She looks like she’s going to beat the crap out of Gary Shirley.
Pippa’s ass got her tickets to the French Open. Her sister’s ass got her stuck with a balk Limey weirdo. Who won?
her sister
I guess the G stands for Guttenberg.
she looks like alexandra ambrossio if she was on sandwiches.
Haha! Oh McBeef! You are on a roll today! On sandwiches, Ha!
Hey Moe, hey Moe!
She must be going to another Cali music festival
In the name of Xenu, I command you to stop, waves! Quiet Mommy or I’ll tell Daddy you were wearing heels.
HAHAHAHAHA.
you still ain’t as hot as your princess sister, bitch.
from the neck down, and stomach up – this is the first rise she’s almost given me.
Your username is freaky, it’s named after that VTech killer guy’s creepy story, right??
that cocksucker named his story character after me
What kind of a moron besides Shauna Sands wears heels to walk on the beach?
fuckin’ exactly. what’s the kid, like 4? who the hell puts grandma heels on a kid at the beach? where’s tom in his heels? probably taking the pic.
My thoughts exactly…WTF?!! And what the hell is on her fingers?
With a black blazer.
And the douchehat in lieu of a beach hat. She really thought it through.
She has a look of dirty shame in every pic, whether it’s a walk of shame from a limo at 10:00am, or carrying some married director’s baby.
CHILD MOLESTER!
Mrs. Piggy incarnate.
my thoughts exactly
Nivea Good-bye Cellulite? My God, have we just gotten rid of a Khardashian? Do they make Nivea Good-bye Whore for Kim?
Wondeful!
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Best comment evah! +20 gabillion.
they must be waiting for the sea org ship to pull up to the dock.
I like this for a variety of reasons.
Who’s cereal did this paps sh!t in to get stuck covering Peter Dink-whateverthef#ckhisnameis…
Did he and January Jones get dressed together? What the hell is with the stupid hats?
At least there’s no scarf on this one.
They made the wookie look all smooth & bright eyed. There’s a PhotoShop genius there on the Nivea marketing team.
Now show us your ass so we can see just how effective this product really is.
I have no idea who she is, my my penis is sending me signals that she is very fuckable.
so does that mean they amputated her body from the waist down?
Oh, Jen… I am so sorry but “Chicken Fried Steak” is NOT a spirit animal…
Ding. +5
she’s only half bad when photoshopped to shit, her lower half is covered, and there isn’t anything around as a size reference like an elephant or aircraft carrier.
those are some nice boobs…yes i know they are fake, but at least they look good
That sidewalk crack looks like it’s sucking his leg into a wormhole.
Girls, remember, long legs and tits out = internet celebrity. Now go forth and prosper.
anyones kid missing a lego man?
Wow, that’s as close to laughing as I’ve ever been when Dane Cook is involved. Missed it by thatmuch.
He’s occasionally referred to as a comedian. Go figure.
For god’s sake, button up the shirt. You ain’t no Chippendale dancer.
Button up the shirt and find a tailor for the bloody pants!!