The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.3.16

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring my personal selections from The MET Gala, like Sara Jessica Parker’s hundred year old feet and’s stupid hat visor thing. There’s also Tom Hardy vaping on the set of that movie where his dick’s all hanging out, Zack Morris’ quitting life beard, and the lowest number of Instagram pics we’ve had in a long time, which means either the Internet is bored with soulless boobs and butts or they’re onto my blatant theft and I’m to be arrested at any moment. *puts knife in teeth* They’ll never take me alive. *plugs anus just in case*

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