The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.29.12

May 29th, 2012 // 703 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s unusually large The Crap We Missed. This is mostly due to an extended weekend but also because I don’t know how to ignore shots like Katy Perry tweeting a pic of Mickey Mouse getting to third base (No, really.), Bradley Cooper as Asia’s version of Waldo, Times Square getting a Wendy’s, as well as Gerard Butler figuring out how to keep the urinal cake from sliding out of his jock strap and finally, Pamela Anderson taking one look at that microphone and asking “You know who I am, right?”

Adding, remember how he steered the boat with it? I remember. Oh God, do I remember…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicole Kidman Side Boob Frozen Face
    EricLr
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    Did they remember to change her batteries this time?

  2. David Hasselhoff
    rantatonne
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    “HEYYYYY COCOOO!”

  3. Holly Henderson Bikini
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    Why are her legs chock-full of stretch marks??? It makes no sense. Did she used to weigh 220 lbs.?

  4. Peta Murgatroyd Bikini
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    That picture smells like Axe Body Spray.

  5. Dave Matthews
    cc
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    Paul Giammiti looks pretty pale here.

  6. Bobby Brown The Today Show
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Can we all just assume that microphone will wind up dead in a bathtub?

  7. Bradley Cooper French Open
    Josephus
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    So they all DO look alike!

  8. Kelly Brook Cleavage British Academy Television Awards
    Crissy
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    I always laugh at funerals too!

  9. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    rantatonne
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    “WHAT UP HOFFF?”

  10. Rihanna Naked
    The Brown Streak
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    This is also the same photo shoot for her new shampoo “Lice Out”

  11. Halle Berry Tank Top Wrap Skirt Olivier Martinez
    EricLr
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    For his sake, I hope there’s a bulletproof vest under that douchewear shirt.

  12. Bradley Cooper French Open
    kimmykimkim
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    Which one is he?

  13. Ne-Yo
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    She’s considered attractive by black men.

  14. Peta Murgatroyd Bikini
    EricLr
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    Looks like someone is celebrating her sweet 10.

  15. Tobey Maguire
    The Brown Streak
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    Simon Cowell must be around, He’s gone into suckle mode.

  16. James McAvoy Woody Harrelson Mike Myers Gerard Butler Soccer Aid
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You can say kids are cruel if you want but the one looking in his pants is always last to be picked

  17. Christina Milian Cleavage Legs Mnidress
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    Yes I would.

  18. Ne-Yo
    EricLr
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    I’m guessing they didn’t meet in grad school.

  19. Kelly Brook Cleavage British Academy Television Awards
    The Pope
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    “Haha, I don’t know how it works either, but it happens every time somebody pulls my finger!”

  20. Elijah Wood Maniac Cannes
    cc
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    He suddenly remembered the time he got a glimpse of Emma Watson’s naked ass.

  21. Katy Perry Mickey Doll Crotch Grab Twitter
    The Brown Streak
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    Every once in a while she has to pull out her furry blow up dolls to remind her of how sex was with Russell.

  22. Andie MacDowell Cleavage Cannes
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    I don’t even want to know what the plotline of a movie called “Mud” is.

  23. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    cc
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    I’d raid it.

  24. Adam Sandler Straw Hat
    Josephus
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    Guess he got lost on the way to the French Open.

  25. Rachel Bilson Skinny
    EricLr
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    No, really, I eat all the time. I EAT ALL THE TIME, I EAT ALL THE TIME—HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!

  26. Jared Leto Tank Top Hat Sunglasses Terry Richardson
    cc
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    In a minute, you’ll see the part where I pull the hat over his eyes and shove him into traffic.

  27. Gwen Stefani Midriff
    EricLr
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    Are we sure this is Gwen Stafani and not every girl in every thrift store in Portland?

  28. Elijah Wood Maniac Cannes
    Matty
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    At a screening of Maniac, or just being one?

  29. Jennifer Garner Leather Jacket
    cc
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    The classic bowling pin physique.

  30. Ali Larter
    EricLr
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    I was a cabin boy, I was!

  31. Halle Berry Tank Top Wrap Skirt Olivier Martinez
    Quijibo
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    Lucky bastard.

  32. Tobey Maguire
    MarkM
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    Oh, no, he’s EVIL Spider-Man again! Somebody ring a church bell!

  33. Philip Seymour Hoffman Basketball Bird
    j/k
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    Game. Blouses.

  34. Andie MacDowell Cleavage Cannes
    EricLr
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    The embalming treatments worked!!

  35. Philip Seymour Hoffman Basketball Bird
    cc
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    Tell me he couldn’t play Barney Rubble…

  36. Ali Larter
    Quijibo
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    Still hot, even dressed like…this.

  37. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    The Brown Streak
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    Well, imagine that…Andy was right. They do feel like sandbags!

  38. Jennifer Garner Leather Jacket
    Matty
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    I hear she’s auditioning for the Simon Cowell biopic.

  39. Virginie Efira Cleavage Cannes
    Quijibo
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    What the fuck is a Virginie Efira?

  40. Peta Murgatroyd Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    “Boobs are stupid”
    – No one

  41. Ne-Yo
    j/k
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    Still gay

  42. Dave Matthews
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Is that his last fan trying to assemble a fuck to give

  43. Rachel Bilson Skinny
    Josephus
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    Awesome! I always said they should bring back “Tales from the Cryptkeeper!”

  44. Elijah Wood Maniac Cannes
    MarkM
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    It’s IN!

    I can’t believe I’m having gay sex in a crowd and nobody even knows…uh oh, that guy with the grey beard just noticed.

  45. Dave Matthews
    The Brown Streak
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    “I really wish that guy would leave me alone. I DON’T NEED ANY ALLSTATE INSURANCE!”

  46. Sharon Osbourne Sunglasses Pale Hat
    cc
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    She folds her hat like that so she can leave her ear exposed. When you are married to Ozzy Osbourne, you need to have the babel fish ready at all times.

  47. Ne-Yo
    DeucePickle
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    Ima get all these white girls pregnant

  48. Bobby Brown The Today Show
    Matty
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    Performing what?

  49. Jennifer Garner Leather Jacket
    MarkM
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    Is she EVER not pregnant?

  50. Tobey Maguire
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    Does he have cancer?

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