Welcome to Tuesday’s unusually large The Crap We Missed. This is mostly due to an extended weekend but also because I don’t know how to ignore shots like Katy Perry tweeting a pic of Mickey Mouse getting to third base (No, really.), Bradley Cooper as Asia’s version of Waldo, Times Square getting a Wendy’s, as well as Gerard Butler figuring out how to keep the urinal cake from sliding out of his jock strap and finally, Pamela Anderson taking one look at that microphone and asking “You know who I am, right?”
Adding, remember how he steered the boat with it? I remember. Oh God, do I remember…
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Did they remember to change her batteries this time?
“HEYYYYY COCOOO!”
Why are her legs chock-full of stretch marks??? It makes no sense. Did she used to weigh 220 lbs.?
and stomach! it sure looks like she used to be more.. well fed
I’m 110 and I have stretch marks on my thighs. Fact of life unfortunately.
That picture smells like Axe Body Spray.
Paul Giammiti looks pretty pale here.
Can we all just assume that microphone will wind up dead in a bathtub?
No worries, they don’t plug it in for him those days…
So they all DO look alike!
I always laugh at funerals too!
“WHAT UP HOFFF?”
This is also the same photo shoot for her new shampoo “Lice Out”
For his sake, I hope there’s a bulletproof vest under that douchewear shirt.
Which one is he?
She’s considered attractive by black men.
Looks like someone is celebrating her sweet 10.
Simon Cowell must be around, He’s gone into suckle mode.
You can say kids are cruel if you want but the one looking in his pants is always last to be picked
Yes I would.
I’m guessing they didn’t meet in grad school.
Nor high school, I’d wager.
“Haha, I don’t know how it works either, but it happens every time somebody pulls my finger!”
He suddenly remembered the time he got a glimpse of Emma Watson’s naked ass.
Every once in a while she has to pull out her furry blow up dolls to remind her of how sex was with Russell.
I don’t even want to know what the plotline of a movie called “Mud” is.
I’d raid it.
Guess he got lost on the way to the French Open.
No, really, I eat all the time. I EAT ALL THE TIME, I EAT ALL THE TIME—HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!
Holy pancake-ass Batman!
In a minute, you’ll see the part where I pull the hat over his eyes and shove him into traffic.
Are we sure this is Gwen Stafani and not every girl in every thrift store in Portland?
Are we sure this wasn’t taken in 1994 ?
At a screening of Maniac, or just being one?
The classic bowling pin physique.
I was a cabin boy, I was!
Lucky bastard.
Oh, no, he’s EVIL Spider-Man again! Somebody ring a church bell!
Game. Blouses.
Love It!
“And then he served us pancakes…Pancakes.”
The embalming treatments worked!!
Indeed! Her chest is so smuch younger looking and smoother than her arms and face. Do people botox their norgs? It almost looks like a smooth plastic armour plate.
“smuch” hehe
Tell me he couldn’t play Barney Rubble…
Still hot, even dressed like…this.
Well, imagine that…Andy was right. They do feel like sandbags!
I hear she’s auditioning for the Simon Cowell biopic.
What the fuck is a Virginie Efira?
Sounds like some sort of alcoholic beverage they serve at parties where, I assume, they burn bras.
it DOES sort of sound like a venereal disease. If my virginie starts to efira Im gonna get some penicilin,.
P.S: it should be illegal to name a child “Virginie”!
I bet it itches too
“Boobs are stupid”
– No one
Thank god they didn’t show a picture of his ass!
Still gay
Is that his last fan trying to assemble a fuck to give
Awesome! I always said they should bring back “Tales from the Cryptkeeper!”
It’s IN!
I can’t believe I’m having gay sex in a crowd and nobody even knows…uh oh, that guy with the grey beard just noticed.
George Lucas notices everything to do with screwing a hollywood icon.
“I really wish that guy would leave me alone. I DON’T NEED ANY ALLSTATE INSURANCE!”
She folds her hat like that so she can leave her ear exposed. When you are married to Ozzy Osbourne, you need to have the babel fish ready at all times.
Ima get all these white girls pregnant
Performing what?
Is she EVER not pregnant?
Does he have cancer?