The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.29.12

May 29th, 2012 // 703 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s unusually large The Crap We Missed. This is mostly due to an extended weekend but also because I don’t know how to ignore shots like Katy Perry tweeting a pic of Mickey Mouse getting to third base (No, really.), Bradley Cooper as Asia’s version of Waldo, Times Square getting a Wendy’s, as well as Gerard Butler figuring out how to keep the urinal cake from sliding out of his jock strap and finally, Pamela Anderson taking one look at that microphone and asking “You know who I am, right?”

Adding, remember how he steered the boat with it? I remember. Oh God, do I remember…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sharon Osbourne Sunglasses Pale Hat
    Vandinz
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

  2. Rihanna Naked
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Rihanna poses for hew new fragrance ‘Lewd’.

  3. Jennifer Garner Leather Jacket
    EricLr
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    Why yes, I am a mom. How did you know?

  4. Peta Murgatroyd Bikini
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    Peta has a sister named “Heavensta”, right?

  5. John Malkovich
    Johnny P!
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    I love how he brings his “Mad Scientist Lab Assistant” everywhere with him.

  6. Sharon Osbourne Sunglasses Pale Hat
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    So I guess we all know what Emperor Palpatine looks like on vacation.

  7. Elizabeth Berkley Pregnant Belly Dress
    Doctor_Joystick
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    You know what else is slimming? Abortions.

  8. Jared Leto Tank Top Hat Sunglasses Terry Richardson
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    What a couple of fucking shitheads!

  9. Bradley Cooper French Open
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    That guy is about to replenish Cooper’s “hair gel”.

  10. Ne-Yo
    Carolyn
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    What a dork. Both of them actually.

  11. Philip Seymour Hoffman Basketball Bird
    EricLr
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    If he slam dunks on that black guy, I think we should just give him every Oscar from now on.

  12. John Malkovich
    Colin
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    He made one mistake when he did RED: he went full retard.

  13. Philip Seymour Hoffman Basketball Bird
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    Smart pigeons always follow a fat guy.

  14. Bobby Brown The Today Show
    Johnny P!
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    Oh, I thought he was directing a short film to premiere at a world festival too.
    BWA-HA-HA-HAAA!

  15. Tobey Maguire
    cc
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    Filming the new Spiderman, the one where he actually turns into a termite.

  16. James McAvoy Woody Harrelson Mike Myers Gerard Butler Soccer Aid
    neo_v
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    like Wesley Snipes before him, Gerard Butler falls victim to Woody’s Ben-Gay-in-the-jockstrap trick…

  17. Sharon Osbourne Sunglasses Pale Hat
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    I think I see the icy hand of death creeping in from the right.

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage British Academy Television Awards
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    Hotness.

  19. Jennifer Garner Leather Jacket
    Bob The Fish
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    Is she turning into Matt Damon?

  20. Bradley Cooper French Open
    EricLr
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    Who says the Chinese are taking over?

  21. Katy Perry Mickey Doll Crotch Grab Twitter
    cc
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    Mickey will have that glove on eBay in 3,2,1…

  22. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Not pictured: Black microphone

  23. John Malkovich
    EricLr
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    I made a poop on the plane all by myself!!

  24. Katy Perry Mickey Doll Crotch Grab Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Two girls, one mickey. You’re doing it wrong.

  25. Halle Berry Tank Top Wrap Skirt Olivier Martinez
    Johnny P!
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    Is she still hot?
    Yeah, she’s CRAZY hot!

  26. Jennifer Garner Leather Jacket
    DeucePickle
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    Suddenly I’m hungry for pork loin.

  27. Bradley Cooper French Open
    neo_v
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    so which tennis hottie is he banging these days?

  28. Bradley Cooper French Open
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    And welcome fans to the 1st annual Asian hat day here at French Open. All fans displaying epicanthic eyefolds will receive a courtesy hat complements of Ian Somerhalder’s House of Hats.

    • Grand Poobah

      shouldn’t that be Somerhalder’s House of rats (or superdeer as its sometimes called over there!)

  29. John Malkovich
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    Oddly everybody, looks similar to Malkovich, and they are all carrying tiny versions of himself within the luggage, and those tiny versions, are carrying action figures of Malkovich.

  30. John Malkovich
    neo_v
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    Siri, WTF am I?

  31. Ne-Yo
    Johnny P!
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    Looks like a comic R. Crumb would have drawn.

  32. Katy Perry Mickey Doll Crotch Grab Twitter
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    ok folks. this is today’s sexual mousehassment case today.

  33. Elizabeth Berkley Pregnant Belly Dress
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    Looks like we have a map of the multi-verse on that dress.

  34. Dave Matthews
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    Amanda, “Crash Into Me” is just a song!

  35. Adam Sandler Straw Hat
    neo_v
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    Hey Bradley – here’s your hat!

  36. James McAvoy Woody Harrelson Mike Myers Gerard Butler Soccer Aid
    cc
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    Gerard is checking to see if the scotch from the hotel mini-bar is still there.

  37. Elizabeth Berkley Pregnant Belly Dress
    EricLr
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    Yeah, well you try maintaining your Saved By the Bell figure when you’re 50 years old and impregnated with a beach ball, asshole!!

  38. Jared Leto Tank Top Hat Sunglasses Terry Richardson
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    Your move Johnny Depp.

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage British Academy Television Awards
    cc
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    She’d be hotter if she was married to me, other than that, I can’t think of any improvements.

  40. John Malkovich
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    He’s being followed by elderly James Franco.

  41. Bobby Brown The Today Show
    EricLr
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    It’s myyyyy stroke

  42. Andie MacDowell Cleavage Cannes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nice rack on the old timer.

  43. Jennifer Garner Leather Jacket
    kimmykimkim
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    Ben needs his fat clothes back.

  44. David Hasselhoff
    cc
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    He won’t make it off the starting line if KITT is as old and broken down as he is.

  45. Elijah Wood Maniac Cannes
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    Creepiest ventriloquist dummy ever.

  46. Philip Seymour Hoffman Basketball Bird
    DeucePickle
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    Am I the only one that thinks that the red bicycle tire is the weirdest part of this picture ?

  47. Adam Sandler Straw Hat
    EricLr
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    No, no, the last time you guys gave me directions, I almost went over that cliff.

  48. Katy Perry Mickey Doll Crotch Grab Twitter
    Crissy
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    Taking her hipster douchery to a new level…

  49. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Did you see the circus act where the lion puts his head in her mouth?

  50. Nicole Scherzinger Butt
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    YOU ARE THE REASON LEWIS HASN’T WON A RACE THIS SEASON! I FUCKING HATE YOU!

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