Welcome to Tuesday’s unusually large The Crap We Missed. This is mostly due to an extended weekend but also because I don’t know how to ignore shots like Katy Perry tweeting a pic of Mickey Mouse getting to third base (No, really.), Bradley Cooper as Asia’s version of Waldo, Times Square getting a Wendy’s, as well as Gerard Butler figuring out how to keep the urinal cake from sliding out of his jock strap and finally, Pamela Anderson taking one look at that microphone and asking “You know who I am, right?”
Adding, remember how he steered the boat with it? I remember. Oh God, do I remember…
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Rihanna poses for hew new fragrance ‘Lewd’.
Why yes, I am a mom. How did you know?
Peta has a sister named “Heavensta”, right?
Boo-yah!
+1,000,000
I was just about to type a joke like that when I figured out yours.
Where’s Waldo?
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So I guess we all know what Emperor Palpatine looks like on vacation.
I love how he brings his “Mad Scientist Lab Assistant” everywhere with him.
totally laughed out loud
Quasimodo Dynamite
You know what else is slimming? Abortions.
What a couple of fucking shitheads!
That guy is about to replenish Cooper’s “hair gel”.
Which, btw, is why everybody wears hats. Baseball has the 7th inning stretch, the French Open has the 30 Love Flick.
What a dork. Both of them actually.
If he slam dunks on that black guy, I think we should just give him every Oscar from now on.
He made one mistake when he did RED: he went full retard.
Smart pigeons always follow a fat guy.
Oh, I thought he was directing a short film to premiere at a world festival too.
BWA-HA-HA-HAAA!
Filming the new Spiderman, the one where he actually turns into a termite.
like Wesley Snipes before him, Gerard Butler falls victim to Woody’s Ben-Gay-in-the-jockstrap trick…
I think I see the icy hand of death creeping in from the right.
Hotness.
Is she turning into Matt Damon?
Who says the Chinese are taking over?
Mickey will have that glove on eBay in 3,2,1…
Not pictured: Black microphone
I made a poop on the plane all by myself!!
Two girls, one mickey. You’re doing it wrong.
Is she still hot?
Yeah, she’s CRAZY hot!
No. just crazy.
Suddenly I’m hungry for pork loin.
so which tennis hottie is he banging these days?
And welcome fans to the 1st annual Asian hat day here at French Open. All fans displaying epicanthic eyefolds will receive a courtesy hat complements of Ian Somerhalder’s House of Hats.
shouldn’t that be Somerhalder’s House of rats (or superdeer as its sometimes called over there!)
Oddly everybody, looks similar to Malkovich, and they are all carrying tiny versions of himself within the luggage, and those tiny versions, are carrying action figures of Malkovich.
i would’ve “liked” this but your punctuation, grammar and syntax are atrocious.
Siri, WTF am I?
Looks like a comic R. Crumb would have drawn.
ok folks. this is today’s sexual mousehassment case today.
Looks like we have a map of the multi-verse on that dress.
Amanda, “Crash Into Me” is just a song!
Hey Bradley – here’s your hat!
Gerard is checking to see if the scotch from the hotel mini-bar is still there.
Yeah, well you try maintaining your Saved By the Bell figure when you’re 50 years old and impregnated with a beach ball, asshole!!
Your move Johnny Depp.
She’d be hotter if she was married to me, other than that, I can’t think of any improvements.
He’s being followed by elderly James Franco.
It’s myyyyy stroke
Nice rack on the old timer.
Ben needs his fat clothes back.
He won’t make it off the starting line if KITT is as old and broken down as he is.
Creepiest ventriloquist dummy ever.
What’s even more creepy—he hasn’t aged in over 30 years:
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Arrrrgh, I saw that movie when I was a kid and scared the shit out of me. Now, the nightmare is back. Thanks.
Am I the only one that thinks that the red bicycle tire is the weirdest part of this picture ?
No, no, the last time you guys gave me directions, I almost went over that cliff.
Taking her hipster douchery to a new level…
Did you see the circus act where the lion puts his head in her mouth?
The lion puts his head in her _____________???
Did they remember to change her batteries this time?