The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.29.12

May 29th, 2012 // 703 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s unusually large The Crap We Missed. This is mostly due to an extended weekend but also because I don’t know how to ignore shots like Katy Perry tweeting a pic of Mickey Mouse getting to third base (No, really.), Bradley Cooper as Asia’s version of Waldo, Times Square getting a Wendy’s, as well as Gerard Butler figuring out how to keep the urinal cake from sliding out of his jock strap and finally, Pamela Anderson taking one look at that microphone and asking “You know who I am, right?”

Adding, remember how he steered the boat with it? I remember. Oh God, do I remember…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peta Murgatroyd Bikini
    Turks
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    Her name sounds like a Transformer.

  2. Courteney Cox Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Another victim of that Hollywood “mummification” trend in the late 90′s.

  3. Ali Larter
    Turks
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    She quit caring it seems. Too bad.

  4. Andie MacDowell Cleavage Cannes
    Turks
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    Still hot after all this time.

  5. Peta Murgatroyd Bikini
    Jason
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    Heavens to Murgatroyd she’s gross.

  6. Adam Sandler Straw Hat
    BostonBruin
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    No that hat doesn’t draw too much attention at all.

  7. Tobey Maguire
    Crissy
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    Ah cam an! loco!

  8. Jared Leto Tank Top Hat Sunglasses Terry Richardson
    Crissy
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    So this is Terry’s new piece! Nice! Perverts!

  9. Gwen Stefani Midriff
    BostonBruin
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    I’ve seen darker glasses of milk.

  10. Rihanna Naked
    Quijibo
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    That looks like herpes.

  11. Elijah Wood Maniac Cannes
    Pine Table Fever
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    Permanent Rape Face.

  12. Rachel Bilson Skinny
    Guest
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    where is she? i cant see her

  13. Dave Matthews
    Ticonderoga
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    He doesn’t have dreams, he has movies.

  14. Halle Berry Tank Top Wrap Skirt Olivier Martinez
    Pine Table Fever
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    Jeff Goldblum is fucking Rihanna now?

  15. Ne-Yo
    SSHGuru
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    Wow Sarah Jessica Parker has really improved her body.

  16. Ne-Yo
    Cadillac Jack
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    where are the crips when you actually need them?

  17. Bobby Brown The Today Show
    dooood
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    apparently there are still at least 2 fans. 3 if you count that battleship on the left.

  18. Ne-Yo
    dooood
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    is that the chick from tosh who was goin around the world getting laid?

  19. Holly Henderson Bikini
    dooood
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    idk but i been told. big legged woman aint got no soul

  20. Peta Murgatroyd Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Who put the little boy in a bikini?
    That’s just cruel.

  21. Rihanna Naked
    Jeri
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    NO THANKS, Looks like a prostitute!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Rihanna Naked
    chloe
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    every time i see this picture, i think DAMN! courtney stodden got a jacked spray tan this week

  23. Rachel Bilson Skinny
    Aerys`
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    Mila Kunis ate her lol

  24. Rihanna Naked
    squishy
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    Crack Ho ‘Nude’ or White Trash ‘Nude’?!

  25. Bradley Cooper French Open
    bethy
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    I will drink your Kool-aid for a cheap buzz…but I will not wear the hat.

  26. Rachel Bilson Skinny
    bethy
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    The poor man’s Natalie Portman.

  27. Jared Leto Tank Top Hat Sunglasses Terry Richardson
    Bigalkie
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    I don’t know how you’ll ever pull this off but the scripts calls for you to play a slimey, scuzzy, scrawny homo hustler. You’ll win an oscar if you can hit that Jared!

  28. John Malkovich
    Bigalkie
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    After a horrific car crash, John Malkovitch’s legs were sew back on sideways.

  29. Ne-Yo
    Bigalkie
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    Her parents are so proud.

  30. Amy Childs Butt Tight Dress
    Bigalkie
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    PIG.. Katie Price JR

  31. Ali Larter
    Bigalkie
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    In the words of Marv Albert..” YESSSSSSS”

  32. John Malkovich
    vancouver
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    now rocking an even larger pvc/hemp purse….

  33. Rachel Bilson Skinny
    vancouver
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    Your career officially dies at ‘yes, I will do the Marilyn Dennis show”

  34. Sharon Osbourne Sunglasses Pale Hat
    Bigalkie
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    Julian not my son. Sean my son. he get all John’s money.

  35. Nicole Scherzinger Butt
    JUST SAYING
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    At first glance, she looked like Tori Spelling to me. Face only.

  36. Bradley Cooper French Open
    anticon
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    When you see him you’ll shit bricks

  37. John Malkovich
    Bops
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    I’ve been waiting for the sequel to Rainman for awhile

  38. Rihanna Naked
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    This bitch is so fucking ugly! Nice to see a pic where she’s not trying to distract everyone from that fact with clown hair and coochie shots.

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