The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.28.13

May 28th, 2013 // 474 Comments

“Seriously, enough with the Candice Swanepoel butt pics.” – Nobody in the history of Candice Swanepoel butt pics.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which thanks to the decision to make the lead pic a huge widescreen tribute to butts, has no room for the rest of the thumbnails.  I promise there’s more than just Candice in here, although I’m sure you’ll figure that out once you splint up the finger you just broke clicking into gallery. We’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio bringing his mom to a red carpet event, as well as the awkward moment when Amber Rose spit into her palm after the DJ yelled ‘Who’s ready to party?’, Halle Berry at Disneyland wearing probably the same outfit as all the other expectant moms, and Taylor Lautner‘s date whose face is almost as bored as her vagina.

Fish told me to bring back The Final Five, so, yes, I will be flogged unmercifully for this not being Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s ABOUT FUCKING TIME we got some Hiddleston on here.

    Unfortunate about the rest of the photo, mind …

  2. Uma Thurman Zulu Premiere Closing Night Ceremony Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    There are so many things wrong with this photo I don’t know where to start.

  3. Minnie Driver Son Henry Balloon Animal
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    Reason # 356 why I dislike kids.

  4. Corey Feldman Michael Jackson Costume Stand By Me Screening
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    What an insult to a classic film. You have three things that make me want to let you live – Stand By Me, The Goonies, and the Lost Boys.

    Start fucking with them, and rest assured we will find a way to turn you into a specimen jar of syphilitic paste.

  5. Joe Francis Whispering In Scott Disicks Ear 30th Birthday Party
    pinkslime
    Commented on this photo:

    “i’m popping an equally as impressive vein in my dick for you, scott”

  6. James Woods Arm In Arm With Young Woman
    Phoenix
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    The original Fassbender. (Actually, the true heir to Milton Bearle.)

  7. Corey Feldman Michael Jackson Costume Stand By Me Screening
    Nanook
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s like a real life, 80s version of Disco Stu.

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