The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.28.13

May 28th, 2013 // 474 Comments

“Seriously, enough with the Candice Swanepoel butt pics.” – Nobody in the history of Candice Swanepoel butt pics.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which thanks to the decision to make the lead pic a huge widescreen tribute to butts, has no room for the rest of the thumbnails.  I promise there’s more than just Candice in here, although I’m sure you’ll figure that out once you splint up the finger you just broke clicking into gallery. We’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio bringing his mom to a red carpet event, as well as the awkward moment when Amber Rose spit into her palm after the DJ yelled ‘Who’s ready to party?’, Halle Berry at Disneyland wearing probably the same outfit as all the other expectant moms, and Taylor Lautner‘s date whose face is almost as bored as her vagina.

Fish told me to bring back The Final Five, so, yes, I will be flogged unmercifully for this not being Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Candice Swanepoel Butt Thong Bikini
    lily
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    Amazing ass. she has a perfect body.

  2. Joe Francis Whispering In Scott Disicks Ear 30th Birthday Party
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    Well, we know who Joe had sex with that night.

  3. Amber Rose Cleavage Swimsuit Post Baby Body Ditch Fridays Palms Casino
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    Fat.

  4. Roman Polanski Emmanuelle Seigner Cleavage La Venus A La Fourrure Premiere Cannes
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    Tonight. You.

  5. Carmen Electra Butt Whores Vienna Lifeball
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    Carmen is perfect. Still hotter than a lot of these younger women.

  6. Roman Polanski Emmanuelle Seigner Cleavage La Venus A La Fourrure Premiere Cannes
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    He’s a fucking pig who should be behind bars.

  7. David Faustino Much Taller Girlfriend
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    Lol…some women have no respect for themselves.

  8. Sara Jean Underwood Butt Thong Cleavage Bra
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    butterface

  9. Leonardo DiCaprio Cameron Diaz Tag Heuer Yacht Party
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    Well, Mr. Lipton, let me show you what profession other than my own I’d like to attempt.

  10. Michael Keaton Suspended By Wires Birdman Set
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    Are they making a live action “The Dark Knight Returns”?

  11. Sara Jean Underwood Butt Thong Cleavage Bra
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    Try hard. Sorry hunnie, you aint sexy

  12. Uma Thurman Zulu Premiere Closing Night Ceremony Cannes
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    Why is she torturing her boob?

  13. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Yellow Eyes Hamptons Magazine Cover Celebration
    Cuddles
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    No wonder Andre Agassi did a shit ton of meth.

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Cameron Diaz Tag Heuer Yacht Party
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    I don’t blame you Leo. I totally would wreck Cameron too. Btw, the comments on this pic are full of win.

  15. Corey Feldman Michael Jackson Costume Stand By Me Screening
    Cuddles
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    What’s the child molester equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome? Lets just call it Corey Complex.

  16. Minnie Driver Son Henry Balloon Animal
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    At least he figured out he was gay early. A lot of kids struggle for years.

  17. Corey Feldman Michael Jackson Costume Stand By Me Screening
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    That’s one way to react to the burning sensation left by those prostitutes from last week.

  18. Roman Polanski Emmanuelle Seigner Cleavage La Venus A La Fourrure Premiere Cannes
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    Ireland Baldwin in 10 years.

  19. Adam Lambert Hammer Pants Eye Make Up Vienna Lifeball
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    He’s got the gay magician look down pat.

  20. James Woods Arm In Arm With Young Woman
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    Chick looks like Sasha Grey.
    *pulls out Sasha Grey porn collection* It’s gonna be a great night

  21. Michael Bolton Fox & Friends Summer Concert
    green meanine
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    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAait…did I leave the iron plugged in?!! Woooooooo woooooooo woo.

  22. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Bill Clinton
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    Why kan’t all those Kardashian kunts die? Or just go away? Either way would work.

  23. Sara Jean Underwood Butt Thong Cleavage Bra
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    Excellent choice for the return of the final five. Sara is so fucking HOT!

  24. Sara Jean Underwood Butt Thong Cleavage Bra
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    Nice flat ass.

  25. Leonardo DiCaprio Cameron Diaz Tag Heuer Yacht Party
    jep
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    Inception leads to conception, Leo.

  26. Sara Jean Underwood Butt Thong Cleavage Bra
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    How much is that seat going for in eBay?

  27. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
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    Bring me Solo….and a cookie.

  28. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Grand Prix Of Monaco
    jep
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    Here comes Hasselhoff, quick, hide the booze!!!!

  29. Jeremy Renner The Immigrant Photocall Cannes
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    “Well…Here we go again!…” – every eighties situation comedy

  30. Bradley Cooper Hugging Michael Fassbender
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    “I think it was rub to STICKS together to start a fire”
    “No trust me. I was a boy scout.”

  31. Shia LaBeouf Martial Arts Class Sitting On Sidewalk No Shoes
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    “Why won’t they let me in?”

  32. Candice Swanepoel Butt Thong Bikini
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    Note to Gwyneth Paltrow: This photo is proof that when People Magazine named you the “Most Beautiful Woman in the World” the label was purely titular in nature, having nothing whatsoever to do with fact.

  33. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Zulu Premiere Closing Night Ceremony Cannes
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    The only difference between her and the statue at Madame Tussauds is that one is made of wax and the other one is made of plastic.

  34. Jeremy Renner The Immigrant Photocall Cannes
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    “The fucker promised me a five dollar tip for getting his car…I can’t believe he stiffed me. God DAMN Tom Cruise!”

  35. Bradley Cooper Hugging Michael Fassbender
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    “Fer fuck sake…the things we do just to appear on Dancing With the Stars.”

  36. Ben Affleck Brown University Honorary Degree
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    “You told me this was Harvard!”
    “I know…RUN!”

  37. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
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    Pep Boys tries to update its image.

  38. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
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    The Pep Boys try to update their image.

  39. Shia LaBeouf Martial Arts Class Sitting On Sidewalk No Shoes
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    It doesn’t look like he’s at a martial arts class. It looks like he’s sweating off a hangover and waiting for someone to give him a dollar or two to buy “a hair of the dog.”

  40. Ryan Lochte Boner Speedo UBC Aquatics Centre
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    “Move it along bro… This is a hockey rink.”

  41. Bradley Cooper Hugging Michael Fassbender
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    In London, where everything is gay.

  42. Shia LaBeouf Martial Arts Class Sitting On Sidewalk No Shoes
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    This is what they are calling ‘homeless’ these days?

  43. Amber Rose Cleavage Swimsuit Post Baby Body Ditch Fridays Palms Casino
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    Here we see another woman who thinks a sarong is a fashion accessory and not an ass curtain.

  44. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Zulu Premiere Closing Night Ceremony Cannes
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    She was so much more beautiful in her youth, before all of the plastic surgery, injections, etc. Being married to Tom Cruise for those few years must have really fucked up her brain.
    http://girlcrushon.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/nicole-kidman02051.jpg

  45. Taylor Lautner With Girl Dodgers Game
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    Must be the Douche section.

  46. Will Smith Hugging Soccer Player UEFA Champions Festival
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    “Don’t fight it man! I’m gonna show you how Tom Cruise and I play soccer in the good ol’ US of A!… Now let’s get these clothes off!”

  47. Uma Thurman Zulu Premiere Closing Night Ceremony Cannes
    Vlad
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    The boob is as weird looking as her feet…so I am guessing it’s just a weird-fest all over in that body…wouldn’t be surprised if there was a swirling vortex for a vagina.

  48. Michael Bolton Fox & Friends Summer Concert
    Vlad
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    Wait a minute…I WAS an extra in Dune after all.

  49. Ben Affleck Brown University Honorary Degree
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    I didn’t know honorary degrees were available in Beard Cultivation and Hot Chick Husbandry.

  50. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
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    “And the winner of the 2013 Cannes Film Festival Palme de Fucked-up Hairstyle goes to…”

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