The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.28.13

May 28th, 2013 // 474 Comments

“Seriously, enough with the Candice Swanepoel butt pics.” – Nobody in the history of Candice Swanepoel butt pics.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which thanks to the decision to make the lead pic a huge widescreen tribute to butts, has no room for the rest of the thumbnails.  I promise there’s more than just Candice in here, although I’m sure you’ll figure that out once you splint up the finger you just broke clicking into gallery. We’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio bringing his mom to a red carpet event, as well as the awkward moment when Amber Rose spit into her palm after the DJ yelled ‘Who’s ready to party?’, Halle Berry at Disneyland wearing probably the same outfit as all the other expectant moms, and Taylor Lautner‘s date whose face is almost as bored as her vagina.

Fish told me to bring back The Final Five, so, yes, I will be flogged unmercifully for this not being Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
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    “What do you mean the buffet is closed?”

  2. Leonardo DiCaprio Cameron Diaz Tag Heuer Yacht Party
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    10 years ago: “Baseball, baseball, baseball”
    Today: “Chick from The Mask, Chick from The Mask, Chick from The Mask”

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Cameron Diaz Tag Heuer Yacht Party
    Batu Khan
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    - Don’t bother, Cameron. I’ve got two 20′s for your forty.
    - I didn’t ask for change.
    - I wasn’t talking about money.

  4. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
    Not Marvel
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    Marie looks OK, but Donnie is a mess.

  5. Shia LaBeouf Martial Arts Class Sitting On Sidewalk No Shoes
    Racheee
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    Huh, so it’s true for celebrities too, everyone likes the smell of their own brand.

  6. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
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    Hot patootie, bless my soul, my arm is numb, and I smell burnt toast!

  7. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
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    Bieber will look like one of these in 10 years.

  8. Adam Lambert Hammer Pants Eye Make Up Vienna Lifeball
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    And soon, the world would witness the greatest illusion of all: He had escaped the closet as only David Blaine could.

  9. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Grand Prix Of Monaco
    Batu Khan
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    Hey! A continent where we’re still relevant!

  10. Ryan Phillippe Shoving Food Into Mouth
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    It’s the Eat Angry diet.

  11. Halle Berry Cleavage Bra Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt Disneyland
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    ” See Nahla baby, that’s Goofy. He’s a racist like your daddy. And there’s Mickey Mouse, he’s a racist too”

  12. Leonardo DiCaprio Cameron Diaz Tag Heuer Yacht Party
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    Having seen what he keeps his yacht stocked with, Cameron’s greasy face is getting a pity grind here.

  13. Ryan Lochte Boner Speedo UBC Aquatics Centre
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    Vin Diesel, on the left, casting for The Fast & Furious 8.

  14. Minnie Driver Son Henry Balloon Animal
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    It’s funny, but is it really so distracting that the guy is going to walk face first into a brick wall?

  15. Roman Polanski Emmanuelle Seigner Cleavage La Venus A La Fourrure Premiere Cannes
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    I’d make a joke, but the fact that this buttfucking child rapist is still walking around and breathing my air just isn’t funny.

  16. Melanie Griffith Lifeball
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    Kathy Griffin looks better this week.

  17. Carmen Electra Butt Whores Vienna Lifeball
    renotastic
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    Was Corey Feldman on the crapper?

  18. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Yellow Eyes Hamptons Magazine Cover Celebration
    yourmom
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    My favorite part of the day is when my meds kick in…. Look! A unicorn!!

  19. Zach Galifianakis Shaved Beard Goatee Moustache The Hangover Part III Premiere Paris
    renotastic
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    What’s French for Very Bad Movie?

  20. Leonardo DiCaprio Cameron Diaz Tag Heuer Yacht Party
    renotastic
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    TAG Heuer: Time to ass-grind a lesser mortal.

  21. Zach Galifianakis Shaved Beard Goatee Moustache The Hangover Part III Premiere Paris
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    Didn’t know John Goodman had a brother.

  22. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
    spirit fingers
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    Oh look, you got the full set.

  23. Sara Jean Underwood Butt Thong Cleavage Bra
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    “Ok, I’ll do the photo shoot in a seedy hotel room…but the door stays UNLATCHED!”

  24. Sara Jean Underwood Butt Thong Cleavage Bra
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    “Ok, I’ll do the photo shoot in a seedy hotel room…but the door stays UNLATCHED!”

  25. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
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    Cher has looked better.

  26. Adam Lambert Hammer Pants Eye Make Up Vienna Lifeball
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    Any women there?

  27. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
    Later
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    what the fuck…

  28. David Faustino Much Taller Girlfriend
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    His camouflage trousers are not working. I can still see them.

  29. Adam Lambert Hammer Pants Eye Make Up Vienna Lifeball
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    MANGINA!

  30. Sara Jean Underwood Butt Thong Cleavage Bra
    Doctor_Joystick
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    I suddenly have an inexplicable desire to floss…vigorously.

  31. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
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    Und now is zee time on Sprockets ven ve dance.

  32. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
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    Bob…had bitch tits.

  33. Ryan Lochte Boner Speedo UBC Aquatics Centre
    tlmck
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    “That’s right Ryan. You are no Jon Hamm.”

  34. Amber Rose Cleavage Swimsuit Post Baby Body Ditch Fridays Palms Casino
    tlmck
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    Nobody else seems to want to smell it.

  35. Candice Swanepoel Butt Thong Bikini
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    She is perfection.

  36. Jeremy Renner The Immigrant Photocall Cannes
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    Not all busboys and waiters are immigrants, Jeremy.

  37. Bradley Cooper Hugging Michael Fassbender
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    And now Cooper is pregnant.

  38. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Zulu Premiere Closing Night Ceremony Cannes
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    She’s beautiful.

  39. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
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    I’m at a loss for words here.

  40. Ryan Lochte Boner Speedo UBC Aquatics Centre
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    Apparently, what Ryan Lochte would do is hang out with Right Said Fred.

  41. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    It’s obvious that giant asses run in Kris’ side of the family.

  42. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
    lawn
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    Hey! When did he get fat again?

  43. Ben Affleck Brown University Honorary Degree
    N8V
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    Big deal. I hear Matt Damon’s been giving him brown degrees since childhood

  44. Adam Lambert Hammer Pants Eye Make Up Vienna Lifeball
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    Camel toe, TO THE MAX!

  45. Will Smith Hugging Soccer Player UEFA Champions Festival
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    That’s one set of balls the goalkeeper wasn’t prepared to defend against.

  46. Ben Affleck Brown University Honorary Degree
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    WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRINGING UP THAT WHOLE “THINK FOR YOURSELVES” IDEA??? THIS IS BROWN GODDAMMIT! GET IN THE LIMO YOU FOOLISH MAN.

  47. Uma Thurman Zulu Premiere Closing Night Ceremony Cannes
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    Obviously a better fit for the role of Aeon Flux than Charlize Theron was.

  48. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Looks like a double amputee with that display of peg-leg.

  49. Joe Francis Whispering In Scott Disicks Ear 30th Birthday Party
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    “What if I told you that I could make these bitches get naked for a 6 pack of Mike’s Hard?” “Joe my friend, call me when one of those whores gives you a mansion.”

  50. Taylor Lautner With Girl Dodgers Game
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    Fish’s description is as good as it’s gonna get here.

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