The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.28.13

“Seriously, enough with the Candice Swanepoel butt pics.” – Nobody in the history of Candice Swanepoel butt pics.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which thanks to the decision to make the lead pic a huge widescreen tribute to butts, has no room for the rest of the thumbnails.  I promise there’s more than just Candice in here, although I’m sure you’ll figure that out once you splint up the finger you just broke clicking into gallery. We’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio bringing his mom to a red carpet event, as well as the awkward moment when Amber Rose spit into her palm after the DJ yelled ‘Who’s ready to party?’, Halle Berry at Disneyland wearing probably the same outfit as all the other expectant moms, and Taylor Lautner’s date whose face is almost as bored as her vagina.

Fish told me to bring back The Final Five, so, yes, I will be flogged unmercifully for this not being Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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