The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.28.13

May 28th, 2013 // 474 Comments

“Seriously, enough with the Candice Swanepoel butt pics.” – Nobody in the history of Candice Swanepoel butt pics.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which thanks to the decision to make the lead pic a huge widescreen tribute to butts, has no room for the rest of the thumbnails.  I promise there’s more than just Candice in here, although I’m sure you’ll figure that out once you splint up the finger you just broke clicking into gallery. We’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio bringing his mom to a red carpet event, as well as the awkward moment when Amber Rose spit into her palm after the DJ yelled ‘Who’s ready to party?’, Halle Berry at Disneyland wearing probably the same outfit as all the other expectant moms, and Taylor Lautner‘s date whose face is almost as bored as her vagina.

Fish told me to bring back The Final Five, so, yes, I will be flogged unmercifully for this not being Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jeremy Renner The Immigrant Photocall Cannes
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    And then I placed my hand under Tom’s balls and felt the Thetans release.

  2. Zach Galifianakis Shaved Beard Goatee Moustache The Hangover Part III Premiere Paris
    catapostrophe
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    It’s increasingly unfortunate, the technical glitches all over this once-perfectly okay site. It seems a bit much to ask of visitors to have to refresh the page when scrolling through photos to see the correct descriptions thereof.

  3. Ben Affleck Brown University Honorary Degree
    tlmck
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    Jogging flash mob?

  4. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
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    HOLY BEJEEBUS! Is that a McRib?

  5. Will Smith Hugging Soccer Player UEFA Champions Festival
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    TICKLE FIGHT!

  6. Michael Keaton Suspended By Wires Birdman Set
    CrashHell
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    Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to rivers, you know, and lakes you’re used to…

  7. Michael Keaton Suspended By Wires Birdman Set
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    What the fuu… Well, it’s still better than “Batman and Robin”.

  8. Minnie Driver Son Henry Balloon Animal
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    Rickets is a hell of a disease.

  9. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
    tlmck
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    It looks like the two on the left produced the one on the right.

  10. Uma Thurman Zulu Premiere Closing Night Ceremony Cannes
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    I have the strangest —- most oddly-shaped boner.

  11. Roman Polanski Emmanuelle Seigner Cleavage La Venus A La Fourrure Premiere Cannes
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    Eh. She’s not 14, but I guess I’ll rape her anyway.

  12. Michael Bolton Fox & Friends Summer Concert
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    I LOVED him in “Office Space”.

  13. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Sweetie, “skinny jeans” is what they ARE, not what they DO.

  14. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Yellow Eyes Hamptons Magazine Cover Celebration
    tlmck
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    She’s baaaack!!!

  15. Zach Galifianakis Shaved Beard Goatee Moustache The Hangover Part III Premiere Paris
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    Huh. First time a French movie title has made MORE sense.

  16. Joe Francis Whispering In Scott Disicks Ear 30th Birthday Party
    tlmck
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    Good to see Jerry and Dean back together.

  17. James Woods Arm In Arm With Young Woman
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    Mmmmm….piece of candy.

  18. Candice Swanepoel Butt Thong Bikini
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    She’s a shining example to women everywhere. No ugly tatts in sight, not fake shit bolt ons attached to her chest. No fake tans running into shades of orange.

  19. Jeremy Renner The Immigrant Photocall Cannes
    Keno
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    “Where did Tom go? He was just standing on my hand. I hate when he does that…”

  20. Ben Affleck Brown University Honorary Degree
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    Brown University is in that other New England shithole, Providence, Rhode Island.

  21. Carmen Electra Butt Whores Vienna Lifeball
    tlmck
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    It probably sold out when people saw “Live lesbian sex” on the program.

  22. Shia LaBeouf Martial Arts Class Sitting On Sidewalk No Shoes
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    He’s marshalling the art of odd sock wearing. Damn you tough, bro!

  23. Carmen Electra Butt Whores Vienna Lifeball
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    On her way to suck some Vienna Live Balls

  24. Minnie Driver Son Henry Balloon Animal
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    In hindsight, the guy on the roller skates wearing booty shorts and body glitter may not have been the best choice for a balloon artist.

  25. Michael Keaton Suspended By Wires Birdman Set
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    Well the sign does say “RAISE PLOW AHEAD”.

  26. Michael Keaton Suspended By Wires Birdman Set
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    The Asylum’s “The Man of Steel” mockbuster?

  27. Roman Polanski Emmanuelle Seigner Cleavage La Venus A La Fourrure Premiere Cannes
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    How did I get saddled with this old broad?

  28. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    tlmck
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    “I’m telling you that suspension is not going to be heavy enough.”

  29. Will Smith Hugging Soccer Player UEFA Champions Festival
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    When the coach told him to go down in the penalty box, I’m not quite sure this is what he had in mind.

  30. Leonardo DiCaprio Cameron Diaz Tag Heuer Yacht Party
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    “Imma all sexy and shizzzzz”
    “Haha, yes you are grandma….Orderly?!!!”

  31. Amber Rose Cleavage Swimsuit Post Baby Body Ditch Fridays Palms Casino
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    That which we call a Rose, by any other name, would also be called hooterific, with majestic teats.

  32. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
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    You know that scene at the end of Star Wars where Luke sees Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin? Now picture John Belushi, John Candy, and Chris Farley.

  33. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
    catapostrophe
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    “Why is my cardiologist here?”

  34. Carmen Electra Butt Whores Vienna Lifeball
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Whose asshole did the lizards pump first?

  35. Adam Lambert Hammer Pants Eye Make Up Vienna Lifeball
    catapostrophe
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    I always forget–what’s he supposed to be?

  36. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    You can get away with stuff like this at Cannes.

  37. Ryan Lochte Boner Speedo UBC Aquatics Centre
    Cock Dr
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    Not impressed in any way.

  38. David Faustino Much Taller Girlfriend
    catapostrophe
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    There’s no way he’s giving her any of his Smartwater.

  39. Leonardo DiCaprio Cameron Diaz Tag Heuer Yacht Party
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    She’s grinning because she’s getting some relevant attention. He’s grinning because he knows where to quickly access the paper bags.

  40. Minnie Driver Son Henry Balloon Animal
    tlmck
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    Looks like a good neighborhood for a young boy to hang out. Good job mom.

  41. Uma Thurman Zulu Premiere Closing Night Ceremony Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    Stylist should be flogged.

  42. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
    tlmck
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    You are what you eat.

  43. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I would do anything to lose weight, but I won’t cut out the fat.

  44. Shia LaBeouf Martial Arts Class Sitting On Sidewalk No Shoes
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    “Oh man…I *knew* that second beer would be a mistake…”

  45. James Woods Arm In Arm With Young Woman
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The older they get, the more their standards slide. What happens when people only know you off DVDs, and not the big screen itself.

  46. Adam Lambert Hammer Pants Eye Make Up Vienna Lifeball
    tlmck
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    He’s an insanely great singer. Heavy on the insane.

  47. Sara Jean Underwood Butt Thong Cleavage Bra
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    Holy Cow! You really shouldn’t leave your hotel room door open like that.

  48. Meatloaf Patti Russo Last At Bat Tour
    Cock Dr
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    Is he still singing “Paradise by the Dashboard light”?
    I hope so. Damned funny song.

  49. David Faustino Much Taller Girlfriend
    tlmck
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    He still has money to buy chicks?

  50. Jim Jarmusch Tilda Swinton Crazy Hair Tom Hiddleston Only Lovers Left Alive Premiere Cannes
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    Never take a picture of an anime character to a stylist and say, “I want that.” No matter how perfectly it’s done, no matter how character accurate it is…

    YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A FUCKTARD.

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