The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.27.14

May 27th, 2014 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is fully stuffed thanks to a three-day, well technically four-day weekend since I’ve somehow turned going on day dates with Fish to the movies into a career. Reach for the stars, kids! Anyway, I managed to avoid all but one pic from that horseshit wedding, but I felt everyone needed to know what’s going on with Mos Def. Should we call someone? Aside from that, some of the usual players showed up like Uma Thurman trying out her new Dr. Scholl’s body spray, Kelly Brook making me care about her Instagram again, and this Alexander Skarsgard pic, which was the last thing every vagina at Chiltern Firehouse saw that night before birthing a thousand babies and dying.

Kenny G without a fuck to give on a bike is the new meme you’ve been looking for,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mos Def Crazy Clothes Kim Kanye Wedding
    Ron
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    “I wore high waters because I knew there was going to be lots of shit involved”

  2. Kenny G Riding Bike With No Hands
    cajunhawk
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    This is the ultimate form of swag.

  3. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Fake Tan Seminole Hard Rock Hotel Casino
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When the fake boobs are about to fracture the clavicle, it’s time to call the surgeon.

  4. Pamela Anderson Drunk High Husband Rick Salomon Scruffy Beard World Music Awards 2014 Pre Party
    Whitney
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    Since Rick was one of the guys banging Paris, does this mean Pamela now has herpes?

  5. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
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    Ellen and Portia are so cute.

  6. Miley Cyrus Legs Spread On Hood Of Car
    Cock Dr
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    It’s funny when the French pay to go see Pumpkinhead’s shenanigans. Some of them probably bought shirts and shit. Ha ha!

    • EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

      I can’t imagine who actually pays to see this stupid bitch and her idiotic stage “show.” It’s proof that music really is dead and that people have zero taste. Coming up next: “Ass, the Movie.”

  7. Adrian Grenier Shirtless With Bikini Chicks
    Johnny Sack
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    Pretty sure this is just the filming of Entourage and Vinny Chase is still banging hot chicks

  8. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    Ron
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    I see she’s wearing her work pants.

  9. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Cleavage Instagram
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    For those of you pointing out the goofy pair of glasses, it shows more character to come out to your friends and family.

  10. Miley Cyrus Legs Spread On Hood Of Car
    anonymous
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    Someone got a little chucky since she had to quit doing blow. I see a second chin growing.

    I’m actually surprised no one has captured any browneye shots yet considering all Miley does is bend over, spread her legs and pull up on her thong.

    Ireland Baldwin on the other hand went surfing just that one time….

  11. Sharon Stone Cleavage Nipples No Bra amfAR 21st Cinema Against AIDS Gala
    Cock Dr
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    That dress is a nightmare.

  12. Miley Cyrus Legs Spread On Hood Of Car
    cc
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    I often think she spends a lot of time fucking herself with fruit.

  13. Adrian Grenier Shirtless With Bikini Chicks
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    Adrian is the most uninteresting part of this photo – tag the others!

  14. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    cc
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    She can make any kind of a face she damn well pleases.

  15. Miley Cyrus Legs Spread On Hood Of Car
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    “Is she lip-synching?”

    “No, the microphone is on.”

    “That wasn’t my question.”

  16. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
    cc
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    Hmmm, apparently there’s a sub-species of vampires that feed on the blood of assholes.

  17. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
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    “Oy…Look at me mate. I’m a 60 year old coal miner.”

    “I prefer to be a 13 year old girl.”

  18. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Fake Tan Seminole Hard Rock Hotel Casino
    buzz
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    What the hell happened to her?

  19. Mos Def Crazy Clothes Kim Kanye Wedding
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    He obviously dressed like that because he doesn’t give two shits about their wedding – he just reached into a hamper, pulled out a couple things, shrugged and was good to go.

  20. Max George Bikini Model Ocean Club Champagne Spray Party
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    That awkward moment when your Firecrotch Superherpesyphilisaids flares up at a pool party with your new girlfriend.

  21. John Travolta Creepy Goatee Clouds Of Sils Maria Premiere Cannes
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    “Yeah baby, after this I’m heading over to Super Cuts for a trim. My toupee has gotten so bushy.”

  22. Leslie Mann Butt Yoga Pants
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    Leslie Man’s ass.

  23. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
    cc
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    Ron Howard, timeless, eh?

  24. Miley Cyrus Legs Spread On Hood Of Car
    rican
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    This.is.SKANKY TWAT!

  25. Rose McGowan Side Boob Chateau Marmont
    cc
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    Raaaaaaaaaaahr, the sow is mine!

  26. Coco Naked Covered In Ribbon Instagram
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    The photoshop is strong with this one.

  27. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
    buzz
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    Kellan: “Remember when bent you over and bang you back in January?”

    Justin: “You have the wrong person. I’m not Miley Cyrus.”

    Kellan: “You mean that wasn’t Justin Beiber?”

  28. Quentin Tarantino Slicked Back Hair Smelling Uma Thurmans Neck Cannes Film Festival Closing Ceremony
    cc
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    ‘Uma, will you be Judy to my Punch?’

  29. Mos Def Crazy Clothes Kim Kanye Wedding
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    “Mos Def – Taste the Rainbow.”

  30. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Leather Pants
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    Yikes, she’s getting a Lilo chin.

  31. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
    JC
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    “I’m gonna lick your G-clef, dude.”
    “Oooh, is that some new sex thing?”
    “No, dummy. It’s tattooed on your neck.”

  32. Boris Johnson Drunk Trying To Ride A Bike
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    As a child, young Donald Trump was quite precocious, which would often lead to him getting in trouble.

  33. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Hugging Mel Brooks Drais Beach Club Nightclub Grand Opening
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    I wonder if they go to the same dentist?

  34. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
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    There’s a difference between “I fit in these jeans” and “these jeans fit me”

  35. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Weight Gain Greasy Face
    JC
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    Starts from the bottom of the picture and moves up: “Oh yeah, see-through top, nice side boob, yummy…ooh, I see some blonde hair, and….a high school girls’ gym teacher. Penis retracted.”

  36. Pamela Anderson Drunk High Husband Rick Salomon Scruffy Beard World Music Awards 2014 Pre Party
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    Now that 70% of all known diseases are out of the country, perhaps Obama-Care will work after all!

  37. Mos Def Crazy Clothes Kim Kanye Wedding
    JC
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    I think his clothes showed the proper amount of respect given the event he attended.

  38. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
    CrashHell
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    ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP! KNOWWATIMSAAAAAYIN!!! X TO THE ROC!!! RAAAAAAAAAAY!

  39. Michael Madsen Red Face Double Chin Cannes Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Nature abhors a vacuum. Now that Bruce Jenner is a woman, someone had to step up and take his place.

  40. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Cleavage Instagram
    FishSucks
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    Fishlipped whore is overrated.

  41. Rosario Dawson Cleavage Crazy Face amfAR 21st Cinema Against AIDS Gala
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    “Ha, Ha, Ha…No AIDS! And you DEFINITELY know I don’t have crabs!”

  42. Cher Holding Up Dancers Leg
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    “and here is what mine used to look like 50 years ago”

  43. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Weight Gain Greasy Face
    cc
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    People tell me her face is not so pretty. Can’t say as I noticed.

  44. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
    Bonky
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    Top or bottom ?

  45. John Travolta Creepy Goatee Clouds Of Sils Maria Premiere Cannes
    henri hill
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    Hair today, gone tomorrow…

  46. Leslie Mann Butt Yoga Pants
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    Well, at least she can get into a car without her husband.

  47. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Cleavage Instagram
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    First time I realized she had a nose.

  48. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
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    So THIS is the view that most women see him from. Not bad at all. good angle, great access. I appreciate his sense of spatial consideration and feng shui.

  49. Donnie Wahlberg Fedora Greeting Fans
    cc
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    Thank God I got my looks from the German side of the family.

  50. Donnie Wahlberg Fedora Greeting Fans
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    From Jenny to Melissa?? That ain’t the Right Stuff Donnie. Come on Hang Tough.

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