The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.27.14

May 27th, 2014 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is fully stuffed thanks to a three-day, well technically four-day weekend since I’ve somehow turned going on day dates with Fish to the movies into a career. Reach for the stars, kids! Anyway, I managed to avoid all but one pic from that horseshit wedding, but I felt everyone needed to know what’s going on with Mos Def. Should we call someone? Aside from that, some of the usual players showed up like Uma Thurman trying out her new Dr. Scholl’s body spray, Kelly Brook making me care about her Instagram again, and this Alexander Skarsgard pic, which was the last thing every vagina at Chiltern Firehouse saw that night before birthing a thousand babies and dying.

Kenny G without a fuck to give on a bike is the new meme you’ve been looking for,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
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    Looks like someone just overheard a gay sex hookup being planned and she is a little shocked.

  2. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Hugging Mel Brooks Drais Beach Club Nightclub Grand Opening
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    Now when he does his 2,000 year old man routine, he doesn’t need makeup.

  3. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
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    she flew in to swat those pesky planes away from the top of the Empire State buidling

    old joke, sorry.

  4. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
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    He plays a vampire, but judging by his hand, he might actually be a real life werewolf.

  5. Cher Holding Up Dancers Leg
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    Is that Miley Cyrus in the middle?

  6. Rose McGowan Side Boob Chateau Marmont
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    The boobs look good, I am in.

  7. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
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    “NO! Seriously, dude?”
    “Yeah, seriously. The doctors say it’s a rare Brazilian strain.”

  8. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
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    When your ass is wider than your luggage, you need to get on a treadmill.

  9. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    Those are some pretty magnificent boobs.

  10. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Leather Pants
    renotastic
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    Where in the fuck does a fart go in those?!

  11. Kenny G Riding Bike With No Hands
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    There is something just kind of magnificent about this photo.

  12. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
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    “Can you believe they won’t let us arrogantly remove our shirts for no reason? The gall of some people with their ‘decency.’”
    “I tattooed a musey-cal symbol on my head to remind myself of what I be do, dawg.”

  13. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Cleavage Instagram
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    A stupid picture on Instagram – are you sure that’s not Ireland Baldwin?

  14. Kate Beckinsale Legs Short Shorts Joel Silver Memorial Day Party
    Frank Burns
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    Yumz!

  15. John Travolta Creepy Goatee Clouds Of Sils Maria Premiere Cannes
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    Good Lord, I can understand the wig, but why a fake soul patch also, a creepy one at that?

  16. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
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    My bad. Thought this was Prince Harry.

  17. January Jones Butt Bikin See Through Beach Cover Joel Silver Memorial Day Party
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    She smiled? Shit, this kid is a goner for sure now.

  18. Sharon Stone Cleavage Nipples No Bra amfAR 21st Cinema Against AIDS Gala
    Robb7
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    Looks better than most 30 year olds. Would do her even ten years from now!

  19. Michael Madsen Red Face Double Chin Cannes Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    No Bruce, we salute you.

  20. Terry Richardson Eating Lunch With Justin Theroux
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    The king of all pedos meeting with the asshole no one would give a shit about if he was not dating an A-List star.

  21. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
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    Flip tab access?

  22. Donnie Wahlberg Fedora Greeting Fans
    George P Burdell
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    Behind every beautiful woman, there’s a guy who’s tired of banging her.

    And Donnie is now that desperate to get rid of Jenny.

  23. Mos Def Crazy Clothes Kim Kanye Wedding
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    Apparently they won’t let him back into the US but they will Bieber and the Kardashians. WTF, he is like the nicest, most peaceful guy ever.

  24. Adrian Grenier Shirtless With Bikini Chicks
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    Adrian….”K……who’s next?”

  25. John Travolta Creepy Goatee Clouds Of Sils Maria Premiere Cannes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No, John… I haven’t considered a career as a Masseur.

  26. Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra
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    Might be taking a few too many tips from Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  27. Mos Def Crazy Clothes Kim Kanye Wedding
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    Guy looks like a fool dressed like that.

  28. Heidi Klum Cleavage Hamptons Magazine Cover Celebration
    Robb7
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    Heidi celebrating Heidi — einfach wunderbar!

  29. Sharon Stone Cleavage Nipples No Bra amfAR 21st Cinema Against AIDS Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She was told beforehand not to get an erection in that dress.

  30. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Hugging Mel Brooks Drais Beach Club Nightclub Grand Opening
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    God I love her tits.

  31. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Cleavage Instagram
    Johnny Sack
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    2 of my favorite things…er, 4 of my favorite things

    Get it? 2 beers and 2 boobs? Ah, forget it.

  32. Michael Madsen Red Face Double Chin Cannes Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Holy shit batman…what the fuck happened to him?

  33. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    Johnny Sack
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    I wanna squeeze em!

  34. Pamela Anderson Drunk High Husband Rick Salomon Scruffy Beard World Music Awards 2014 Pre Party
    Robb7
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    Looks like she’s getting her mojo back.

  35. January Jones Butt Bikin See Through Beach Cover Joel Silver Memorial Day Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Remember how much fun you’re having today because Father’s Day is in 2 weeks and I don’t want to hear shit out of you.

  36. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    Johnny Sack
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    I would love to stick my face in there

  37. Sharon Stone Cleavage Nipples No Bra amfAR 21st Cinema Against AIDS Gala
    Ron
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    Lindsay™ is looking pretty good these days

  38. Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra
    George P Burdell
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    After drinking a fertility cocktail Kaley dons a maternity dress and heads back to the dungeon where Ryan is shackled to a bed and on a Viagra IV.

  39. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
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    Seriously fat, seriously ugly, seriously huge.

  40. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage Fake Tan Seminole Hard Rock Hotel Casino
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    Wow, she lost all her looks in like a year or two.

  41. Kate Beckinsale Legs Short Shorts Joel Silver Memorial Day Party
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    Jesus Christ this woman is magic.

  42. Eva Longoria Butt Panty Lines Yoga Pants
    Robb7
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    Nice caboose, but it comes with a lot of loco!

  43. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Weight Gain Greasy Face
    paco
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    I’ve never heard of them…

  44. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Make-You-Tug-Your-Cock Life

  45. Terry Richardson Eating Lunch With Justin Theroux
    Ron
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    Pictures of Terry always make my skin crawl

  46. Terry Richardson Eating Lunch With Justin Theroux
    George P Burdell
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    If you will come with me so I can snap some quick pics; I promise to cum in your ass and not on it.

  47. Mos Def Crazy Clothes Kim Kanye Wedding
    gibble
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    Sammy Davis Jr, with just a soupcon of Danny Glover and Boca Raton cougar.

  48. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    Robb7
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    Oink!

  49. Quentin Tarantino Slicked Back Hair Smelling Uma Thurmans Neck Cannes Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    “Mm, you had a pedicure. Didn’t you, baby?”

  50. Miley Cyrus Legs Spread On Hood Of Car
    DrJ Fever
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    When startled Trailer Park sluts go to their default position.

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