Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is fully stuffed thanks to a three-day, well technically four-day weekend since I’ve somehow turned going on day dates with Fish to the movies into a career. Reach for the stars, kids! Anyway, I managed to avoid all but one pic from that horseshit wedding, but I felt everyone needed to know what’s going on with Mos Def. Should we call someone? Aside from that, some of the usual players showed up like Uma Thurman trying out her new Dr. Scholl’s body spray, Kelly Brook making me care about her Instagram again, and this Alexander Skarsgard pic, which was the last thing every vagina at Chiltern Firehouse saw that night before birthing a thousand babies and dying.
Kenny G without a fuck to give on a bike is the new meme you’ve been looking for,
- Photo Boy