The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.26.15

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which basically just covers the tidal wave of Instagram boob from the long weekend and the tail end of Cannes including this shot of Gerard Depardieu, as well as amfAR’s fanciest AIDS Gala of the year. “Fanciest” being the superlative indicating “most model boobs,” a lesson I haven’t forgotten from my favorite elementary school grammar teacher. *caresses class photo, places back into shoebox with cat skeleton*

Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty