Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we stage an epic battle of Who is More Likely to Start Wearing Eye Shadow In Public? This guy or this guy? You’ll also get a rare glimpse at Wolverine’s effeminate younger brother, as well as this chick thinking about how loaded she’s going to be as soon as she puts that SmartWater bottle with dickprints all over it on eBay. And it all ends with a few shots that I’ll only describe as BOOM.. POW?
Because I care,
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Wow! When did she become November Jones?
A: When she swallowed the Thanksgiving turkey whole.
I want to smell it eat it, that is all. Thank you.
God I want her. She just looks like fun!
I guess this is the new pose for those worthless fame whores. It works because most are asses anyway.
Fletch, I love your work although “Fletch Lives” truly was wretched. My question, sir, is: you got something against a nice ass?
Mark David Chapman shot the wrong person.
+infinity
dude, that is not funny. It’s not ok to make a joke out of murdering the wrong person. Yes, we all agree that Yoko deserves to die, more so every day…but don’t you think Chapman has suffered enough humiliation? Let’s give the guy a web redemption and give him another shot.
Give MDC a break. Back then, John and Yoko looked a lot alike.
Damn!
WTF? Seriously, wtf?
shuddering fuck!
sweet gut
wtf happened to chloe, oh wait she’s always been ugly, damn skank.
Some men like her, provided she’s in a bikini and faced away from the camera.
I’m predicting dip-shit comments using the words “crypt keeper”.
fuckin speedballer shithead
LaTonya Jackson and Kirstie Alley must share the same stylist.
If Oprah and Kirstie went through a teleportation pod at the same time this is what you’d get.
+1
If that’s Gwen Stefani, then what’s that roundish lump protruding off chest cavity ?
Too bad i’m not in vancouver, ’cause i’d add One more Bell to my “Murdered” list.
I honestly, would prefer to stab him over 9000 times more than that stupid ass Bell kid in Vancouver.
I like jack. With a knife in his chest.
Yo Jim Eh, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Charles Manson is one of the most psychotic nutjobs of all time. OF ALL TIME.
K-fed gettin’ his roll on. His roll of duct tape I apply to his mouth before I slit his fucking throat.
How many peeps can wear clothes with an XXXXL ass area??
+1
My grandpa made that exact same face. right before he died.
LMAO :(
No Comment, except that I’d love to rip his guts out and make rubbers with them.
your an angry man jim eh. maybe you need a different sideline.
Coco licious? So…she doesn’t know everyone is laughing at her? She thinks the attention is the good kind?
I fucking love Coco. She’s got self confidence
I guess fashion sense skips a generation
Enough with the Maria Shriver pictures already…we get it, Arnold is a dick.
Would not let her perform unsimulated fellatio.
Old men always have the mouth-hanging-open problem. It must be caused by how low their balls are sagging.
That and having their pants pulled up above their nipples.
His face is about to slide off his chin.
Pregnant in a bra and see-through top? Classy.
Our solar system contains 4 gas giants, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Her-anus.
LOL! What’s the opposite of the sun?
The Moon!
OK, I’m done.
There’s a joke in here somewhere about these two putting meat in there mouths but I don’t care enough to finish it off
Women usually don’t like to finish off the meat in their mouths either.
They eat enough fish at home? (I’m not proud of that comment.)
Mandy Moore looks like she has a mouth full of Brand water.
Why are there so many nobodies in this post today? Who in the hell is this or Penn Badgely?
Bruce Willis must have paid a fortune for those hair implants.
please keep your day job.
I’m trying to think but nothing’s happenin’.
Yeah, she was just wrong for the part. Her proportions are all messed up. I guess once you got a view of Lynda Carter, all else paled in comparison.
Putting an actress with horrible fake boobs in the wonder woman costume has to be the dumbest idea ever…and I’d imagine it pisses off women too. Here’s your only female superhero…with fake boobs because nobody cares about female superheroes.
I’d love to hear the post mortem analysis of this abortion. “women were turned off on the show because her boobs were ridiculous…and men just didn’t give a shit one way or another”
I’m always up for a game of punchin’ the munchkin. Well, maybe not always but this time, anyway.
That’s the smiling face of a woman who just tasted two day old Katy Perry vagina residue.
lucky her
Legs too short for her torso, and she also needs a liquid-y natural C’s to be Wonder Woman. And the search goes on…
The worst part is, I bet she thought that boob job was going to pay-off. Total fail.
Really? Juicy? At your age LaT?
Apparently even vegans love the steak at BOA
Am I the only one who feels like she’s half reptile? That jawline is unreal.
No +1
Her clothing line? For who? Her, J.Lo, and Kim Kardashian?
Have those 3 had an ass-off yet ?
George Takei looks…
wait.
This. Holy shit she looks just like him.
Joe, I hate to break it to you but you’re ugly and your momma dresses you funny…
Good luck with your clothing line that caters to only the ladies with super boobs and gigantic asses.
Some of us have been waiting for this store our whole lives, kthxbai!
Betcha her clothing line was launched at Big Lots.
She’s not pregnant! She’s just a victim of a weird shirt and bad angl– wait, what? She IS preggo? Never mind.
I know this is old news, but I still can’t get over how he used to be Little Philip in Y&R…
Seriously??
WTF? this does NOT jive with this photo from just a couple days ago:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/gwen-stefanis-missing-something-and-other-news-05-2011
Maybe she DOES have that turn-your-neck-270º-each-way owl-head capability.
I’m scared…hold me.
detachable chesticles have been standard issue for all plastic pop stars since 2001. easy.
Maybe she’s wearing a padded bikini top.
Who cares? She looks way better than all the other plastic-chested bimbos.
Helloooooo!
Awe damn…he was only ONE more bracelet away from looking cool.
There’s going to be a long chapter about Helen’s left hand in Portia’s autobiography….I can sense these things…
She’s gonna devote an entire chapter to Helen? Ellen’s not gonna be too happy about that.