The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.22.12

May 22nd, 2012 // 451 Comments

Welcome To Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin James jumps on the internet’s hottest new meme, ‘Hilling,’ Gerard Butler knows how to make himself look like less of a coked-out whoremonger by comparison, There’s Something About Guy, and holy cow, Bill Paxton really was the international terrorist known as Carlos this whole time!

Seriously, when did Nicole Richie become attractive?

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  1. Brett Ratner Gerard Butler
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    I hear they’re making a new movie called “Grungy and Grungier.”

  2. Michelle Monaghan Cleavage
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    She has small breasts and is a bit on the lean side, but all in all I think she looks very sexy.

  3. Kevin James Fat
    Meh
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    He’d better watch it or he’ll end up just like John Candy – dead in his sleep from a massive coronary.

  4. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
    Mario
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    Nice new hairdo, Benicio.

  5. Kevin James Fat
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    So, he can push himself away from the table.

  6. Kiefer Sutherland
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    The Thrift Shop refused to buy his old clothes! Denied!

  7. Kevin James Fat
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    Holy fatness!!

  8. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
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    She is gorgeous!!

  9. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    Giggity
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    Jesus Christ on a crutch. I’ve never seen more moronic fucking comments in my life. If any one of the basement-dwelling douches on the “cankles” trip would honestly kick her out of bed because of something they made up (i.e., that she has cankles), they deserve to be escorted out of the gene pool. You’ll be lucky to have banged anyone half as hot as her in your short span on this earth. Please go back to jerking off to your Kim “dead behind the eyes, dead in the sack” Kardashian flick you snagged off of a file share that specializes in videos of chicks with elephantiasis of the ass and leave the decent women for the rest of us who are just glad we have them around to look at…

  10. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
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    “And who — disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter — fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and gunk for is hair…”

  11. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
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    She is very cute. I’m not usually a fan of breast augmentation, but she looks pretty damn good. Apparently she said that she got implants because breast-feeding killed what boobs she did have.

  12. Prince Charles
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    “Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Charlie, and today you will be kissing my ass at my pleasure…”

  13. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
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    I think she looks great. Apparently she used to be quite heavy, wearing a size 22…SHOE! Hahaha…just kidding. She used to wear size 22 dress. This is how she looks now:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/23/C_71_article_1457964_image_list_image_list_item_5_image-340_374.jpg[/img]

  14. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
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    “So, Jena, I bet you’re wondering how I was able to balance my penis on the top of my head…”

  15. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
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    She looks wicked. Like she’d fuck you till you can’t breathe, then laugh while telling you it’s time for round 2.

  16. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
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    Googled…she is apparently DiCaprio’s newest squeeze. And she’s fucking beautiful…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/23/Madalina-Ghenea-340_245.jpg[/img]

  17. Bill Paxton Sunglasses
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    He’s planning a coup on CSI: Miami. He wants to be the next Horatio Caine.

  18. Hofit Golan Cleavage
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    “Sorry, people, but I must run. That nice fellow back there said something about taking me out on a motorboat…”

  19. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
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    “I jist pretend it be my man puttin’ his dick in my mouf.”

  20. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
    Raaaaaaaa
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    huh – her scenes must have been cut from “dark shadows”

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Butt
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    Those are $95 dollar pants and her ass is eating $25 worth of them.

  22. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan
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    She’s not as pretty as say, Mila Kunis. But then not very many women are. But all in all I don’t think she looks all that bad…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/23/Kate_Walsh6-340_496.jpg[/img]

  23. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
    journalschism
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    Hollyweird Becky takin’ a stroll with a gut full of NFL quarterback jizz-uice. Nipples pokin’ through the dress n’errrrrthang!

  24. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
    italianguy
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    I like him for he clearly doesn’t give a shit of what others may think of him. Should alwasy be like that.

  25. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
    italianguy
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    Actor like it like that, like to be scruffy looking when not on camera.
    If live on the set with stylisy, make up and all that I would do the same.

    Wait, I do the same and I work in a cubicle.

  26. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    Superdouche
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    Durrrrrrrp

  27. Coleen Rooney Bikini
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    Damn, you could pitch off that mound.

  28. Coleen Rooney Bikini
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    Medical technology is amazing. Not only was his sex change eminently successful, but they also managed to make Mickey Rooney look 70 years younger, to boot.

  29. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    Worf
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    Cardassian…

  30. Michelle Monaghan Cleavage
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    I didn’t think they allowed people to wear swimming suits to award shows!

  31. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
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    I swear this site specialises in getting pictures of celebs in mid-derp.

  32. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
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    The benifits of staying away from Paris Hilton are astounding.

  33. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
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    She is the only one to actually come out better from the batch of famewhore “famous for being famous” idiots that dominated too much of the last decade.

  34. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
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    I’ve always loved Jena Malone. So talented.

  35. Kevin James Fat
    GuestX
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    lookin good kj, don’t listen to the fat police and the body nazis, but please try to make better movies, u are way better than mr sandler.

  36. Vanessa Hudgens Butt
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    Looks very sexy from behind.

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  38. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    fasionlover
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    she’s hotttttttttttt we should call her HotFit

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