Welcome To Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin James jumps on the internet’s hottest new meme, ‘Hilling,’ Gerard Butler knows how to make himself look like less of a coked-out whoremonger by comparison, There’s Something About Guy, and holy cow, Bill Paxton really was the international terrorist known as Carlos this whole time!
Seriously, when did Nicole Richie become attractive?
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I hear they’re making a new movie called “Grungy and Grungier.”
She has small breasts and is a bit on the lean side, but all in all I think she looks very sexy.
He’d better watch it or he’ll end up just like John Candy – dead in his sleep from a massive coronary.
Nice new hairdo, Benicio.
So, he can push himself away from the table.
The Thrift Shop refused to buy his old clothes! Denied!
Holy fatness!!
She is gorgeous!!
Jesus Christ on a crutch. I’ve never seen more moronic fucking comments in my life. If any one of the basement-dwelling douches on the “cankles” trip would honestly kick her out of bed because of something they made up (i.e., that she has cankles), they deserve to be escorted out of the gene pool. You’ll be lucky to have banged anyone half as hot as her in your short span on this earth. Please go back to jerking off to your Kim “dead behind the eyes, dead in the sack” Kardashian flick you snagged off of a file share that specializes in videos of chicks with elephantiasis of the ass and leave the decent women for the rest of us who are just glad we have them around to look at…
But what about her cankles?
“And who — disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter — fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and gunk for is hair…”
She is very cute. I’m not usually a fan of breast augmentation, but she looks pretty damn good. Apparently she said that she got implants because breast-feeding killed what boobs she did have.
“Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Charlie, and today you will be kissing my ass at my pleasure…”
I think she looks great. Apparently she used to be quite heavy, wearing a size 22…SHOE! Hahaha…just kidding. She used to wear size 22 dress. This is how she looks now:
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“So, Jena, I bet you’re wondering how I was able to balance my penis on the top of my head…”
She looks wicked. Like she’d fuck you till you can’t breathe, then laugh while telling you it’s time for round 2.
Googled…she is apparently DiCaprio’s newest squeeze. And she’s fucking beautiful…
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He’s planning a coup on CSI: Miami. He wants to be the next Horatio Caine.
“Sorry, people, but I must run. That nice fellow back there said something about taking me out on a motorboat…”
“I jist pretend it be my man puttin’ his dick in my mouf.”
huh – her scenes must have been cut from “dark shadows”
Those are $95 dollar pants and her ass is eating $25 worth of them.
She’s not as pretty as say, Mila Kunis. But then not very many women are. But all in all I don’t think she looks all that bad…
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PS: Did I forget to mention that I’m pretty fucked up in the head?
No need
Hollyweird Becky takin’ a stroll with a gut full of NFL quarterback jizz-uice. Nipples pokin’ through the dress n’errrrrthang!
I like him for he clearly doesn’t give a shit of what others may think of him. Should alwasy be like that.
Actor like it like that, like to be scruffy looking when not on camera.
If live on the set with stylisy, make up and all that I would do the same.
Wait, I do the same and I work in a cubicle.
Durrrrrrrp
Damn, you could pitch off that mound.
Medical technology is amazing. Not only was his sex change eminently successful, but they also managed to make Mickey Rooney look 70 years younger, to boot.
Cardassian…
I didn’t think they allowed people to wear swimming suits to award shows!
I swear this site specialises in getting pictures of celebs in mid-derp.
The benifits of staying away from Paris Hilton are astounding.
She is the only one to actually come out better from the batch of famewhore “famous for being famous” idiots that dominated too much of the last decade.
I’ve always loved Jena Malone. So talented.
lookin good kj, don’t listen to the fat police and the body nazis, but please try to make better movies, u are way better than mr sandler.
Looks very sexy from behind.
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she’s hotttttttttttt we should call her HotFit