Welcome To Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin James jumps on the internet’s hottest new meme, ‘Hilling,’ Gerard Butler knows how to make himself look like less of a coked-out whoremonger by comparison, There’s Something About Guy, and holy cow, Bill Paxton really was the international terrorist known as Carlos this whole time!
Seriously, when did Nicole Richie become attractive?
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Looks like he’s all set to interview John Travolta.
The ladies all love a little head
This must be the premier of her life because she will NOT let that fart out…
I understand this is what is worn by the Kardashian dentist.
Super! drama. Special! lady.
I think we need to get past all the hate and ugly remarks and come together on what’s really important here: BOOBS, ginormous BOOBS!
She’s gonna have a bitch of a time getting through Customs between Beverly Hills and the real world.
In every picture there is a black guy saying it all…. well, there’s a black guy in the picture.
It’s as if somebody put Jack Black and Michael J. Fox in a blender.
but now he sees the word in SUPER FOCUS!
but now he sees the world in SUPER FOCUS!
“Foot long?”
“And then some.”
Jen sure dodged a bullet with this guy, didn’t she?
Meh
That face is what everyone thinks of when they hear “British woman”
Minka makes my Dinka hard.
Does Gerry have any other suits? I swear he wears that one to every event he goes to. Maybe he hawked them all for some nose powder.
“I see you over there trying to hide, Camilla. When I’m done with this fake photo op, I’m going to fuck you so hard with these sausage fingers. I hope I don’t lose my ring this time.”
Butherface.
Awful.
I feel like Im in line at an amusement park, forced to stare at the fat cow’s leg in front of my face on the next step.
Cooche cooche she looks like Charo.
Cindy Lauper in 1983?
Jesus, she’s a mess. I just imagine her smelling like toe cheese and patchouli oil.
How happy does she look to be “caught” by the paps?
Her relevance is dropping by the minute…
The longer I stare at this, the wider she gets.
It’s a commercial for hair plugs for men with bitch tits.
and jeans.
Do we have a Bruce Vilanch sighting in the background folks!?
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Lee Ann Rimes has a disgusted look on her face.
Donkey and carrot, Hollywood style.
Let me guess.
Kevin James is going to run around and fall down like the fat fuck he is, and land an uber hot girl in the very end of the movie?
you jealous that he could crush you with his wallet?
Isn’t that how it works in real life?
Trick binoculars, still funny after all these years.
Nice reference.
Is it me, or does his hand look like one of those snake water balloons that you used to poke your pen–*Cough* fingers into in elementary school?
Quick everyone, check which toiletries you’re using…don’t mix deodorant with toothpaste or you’ll get a new smile…from The Joker!
Looooove that Joker.
Wow….
It’s women like this that can drive a man to do crazy things…
Yes. She could probably make $500 a day just sitting in a casino bar: Rich guys see those boobs, and all bets are on.
Did they cancel that stupid show of his yet?
I saw so many commercials for it I wanted to strangle that mute kid.
“Jake come back!”
repeat 10,000 fucking times an episode.
OH MY GOD! That is exactly what I thought about that show. Tedious after watching for 10 minutes. Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!
I couldn’t even stand the commercials. Thank golly I didn’t try to watch the show.
Go ahead, nobody would hear.
Nothing like a dress that makes you look like you have a long, saggy, pointy pointy center boob.
O pointy boob,
O pointy pointy,
Anoint my mouth,
Anointy-nointy.
So where’s the outrage that she was promoting BBQ ?
First fast food, now BBQ? What will these assholes come out with next, Kayne West’s own V8 juice line?
V9, MUTHAFUCKA – Y’ALL HATIN’ ON MA JUICE.
Weeble’s wobble but they don’t fall down
Is she staring into the face of a jet turbine engine?
And yet to look at her you’d think the food goes in easy
uhhh, who?
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Angry Mousse
So now he just makes crap movies in between vacation trips ?
That’s not ALL he makes. He also makes MILLIONS OF FUCKING DOLLARS!
Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
I see what you did there.
There’s something about Guy?
Yes. There’s Something About Guy.
Alton Brown, shouldn’t you be off putting individual ingredients into tiny glass bowls?
…little did Ms. Rooney know, the mint mojito she just drank would not only make her sneeze, but simutaneously shit herself.
That’s the look of a guy who is tired of being a 63-year old prince and just doesn’t give a fuck anymore.
Why do aliens always have heads shaped like a lightbulb?
That should be hot, but it’s not. Sorry sweety.
See, I told you, eating food and staying away from Paris Hilton would do your body good.
I had no idea you could put a belt on a pair of sweatpants.
You just have to BELIEVE