The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.22.12

May 22nd, 2012 // 451 Comments

Welcome To Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin James jumps on the internet’s hottest new meme, ‘Hilling,’ Gerard Butler knows how to make himself look like less of a coked-out whoremonger by comparison, There’s Something About Guy, and holy cow, Bill Paxton really was the international terrorist known as Carlos this whole time!

Seriously, when did Nicole Richie become attractive?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
    The Pope
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    Looks like he’s all set to interview John Travolta.

  2. Kevin James Fat
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    The ladies all love a little head

  3. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
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    This must be the premier of her life because she will NOT let that fart out…

  4. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
    Oz Matters
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    I understand this is what is worn by the Kardashian dentist.

  5. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Super! drama. Special! lady.

  6. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
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    I think we need to get past all the hate and ugly remarks and come together on what’s really important here: BOOBS, ginormous BOOBS!

  7. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
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    In every picture there is a black guy saying it all…. well, there’s a black guy in the picture.

  8. Bill Paxton Sunglasses
    The Pope
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    It’s as if somebody put Jack Black and Michael J. Fox in a blender.

  9. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
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    but now he sees the word in SUPER FOCUS!

  10. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
    The Pope
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    “Foot long?”
    “And then some.”

  11. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
    monkeylaugh
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    Jen sure dodged a bullet with this guy, didn’t she?

  12. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
    Bee
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    Meh

  13. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
    JPC
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    That face is what everyone thinks of when they hear “British woman”

  14. CardinalFang

    Minka makes my Dinka hard.

  15. Brett Ratner Gerard Butler
    monkeylaugh
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    Does Gerry have any other suits? I swear he wears that one to every event he goes to. Maybe he hawked them all for some nose powder.

  16. Prince Charles
    monkeylaugh
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    “I see you over there trying to hide, Camilla. When I’m done with this fake photo op, I’m going to fuck you so hard with these sausage fingers. I hope I don’t lose my ring this time.”

  17. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
    monkeylaugh
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    Butherface.

  18. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    Awful.

    I feel like Im in line at an amusement park, forced to stare at the fat cow’s leg in front of my face on the next step.

  19. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
    alex
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    Cooche cooche she looks like Charo.

  20. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
    alex
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    Cindy Lauper in 1983?

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Butt
    monkeylaugh
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    Jesus, she’s a mess. I just imagine her smelling like toe cheese and patchouli oil.

  22. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
    alex
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    How happy does she look to be “caught” by the paps?

    Her relevance is dropping by the minute…

  23. Coleen Rooney Bikini
    The Pope
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    The longer I stare at this, the wider she gets.

  24. Kiefer Sutherland
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    It’s a commercial for hair plugs for men with bitch tits.

  25. Petra Nemcova Side Boob
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    Do we have a Bruce Vilanch sighting in the background folks!?

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/22/040408_muppet__getty_16_full-340_340.jpg[/img]

  26. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
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    Lee Ann Rimes has a disgusted look on her face.

  27. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Donkey and carrot, Hollywood style.

  28. Kevin James Fat
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    Let me guess.

    Kevin James is going to run around and fall down like the fat fuck he is, and land an uber hot girl in the very end of the movie?

  29. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Trick binoculars, still funny after all these years.

  30. Prince Charles
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    Is it me, or does his hand look like one of those snake water balloons that you used to poke your pen–*Cough* fingers into in elementary school?

  31. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    alex
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    Quick everyone, check which toiletries you’re using…don’t mix deodorant with toothpaste or you’ll get a new smile…from The Joker!

    Looooove that Joker.

  32. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
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    Wow….

    It’s women like this that can drive a man to do crazy things…

    • ChinaSuperficial

      Yes. She could probably make $500 a day just sitting in a casino bar: Rich guys see those boobs, and all bets are on.

  33. Kiefer Sutherland
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    Did they cancel that stupid show of his yet?

    I saw so many commercials for it I wanted to strangle that mute kid.

  34. Petra Nemcova Side Boob
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    Nothing like a dress that makes you look like you have a long, saggy, pointy pointy center boob.

  35. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
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    So where’s the outrage that she was promoting BBQ ?

    First fast food, now BBQ? What will these assholes come out with next, Kayne West’s own V8 juice line?

  36. Kevin James Fat
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    Weeble’s wobble but they don’t fall down

  37. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
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    Is she staring into the face of a jet turbine engine?

  38. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    And yet to look at her you’d think the food goes in easy

  39. Coleen Rooney Bikini
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    uhhh, who?

  40. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
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    Harry Potter and the Curse of the Angry Mousse

  41. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
    Bonky
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    So now he just makes crap movies in between vacation trips ?

  42. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
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    Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?

  43. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
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    There’s something about Guy?

  44. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
    Jeremy
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    Alton Brown, shouldn’t you be off putting individual ingredients into tiny glass bowls?

  45. Coleen Rooney Bikini
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    …little did Ms. Rooney know, the mint mojito she just drank would not only make her sneeze, but simutaneously shit herself.

  46. Prince Charles
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    That’s the look of a guy who is tired of being a 63-year old prince and just doesn’t give a fuck anymore.

  47. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
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    Why do aliens always have heads shaped like a lightbulb?

  48. Michelle Monaghan Cleavage
    Bonky
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    That should be hot, but it’s not. Sorry sweety.

  49. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
    Bonky
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    See, I told you, eating food and staying away from Paris Hilton would do your body good.

  50. Kiefer Sutherland
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    I had no idea you could put a belt on a pair of sweatpants.

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