The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.22.12

May 22nd, 2012 // 451 Comments

Welcome To Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin James jumps on the internet’s hottest new meme, ‘Hilling,’ Gerard Butler knows how to make himself look like less of a coked-out whoremonger by comparison, There’s Something About Guy, and holy cow, Bill Paxton really was the international terrorist known as Carlos this whole time!

Seriously, when did Nicole Richie become attractive?

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  1. Prince Charles
    Johnny P!
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    I’ve always love his Montgomery Burns impersonation.

  2. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan
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    Well this picture is pretty exciting and interesting.

  3. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
    EricLr
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    That’s a British 10, or as it’s called in L.A., a “3.”

  4. Coleen Rooney Bikini
    vgrly
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    I don’t even know who this is.. that looks like a girl from the Midwest that loves to drink beer!

  5. Coleen Rooney Bikini
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    Who is this bloated pig and why does she have Earth’s largest vulva?

  6. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
    EricLr
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    I surround myself with people too senile to realize I’m gay.

  7. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    Franka
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    It seems that the last acting job this woman held was in 2008? How exactly is she famous? And why is she wearing a tie died hospital gown at a public function, in addition to some kid’s panties, and looks as if someone just invited her to toss back a shot of semen?

    • CranAppleSnapple

      You look like an idiot, because she has been on a hit tv show for several years up until this very moment. Google and IMDB are easy to use, and help stave off unwanted public embarrassment.

      • Between this person, the guy the other day who didn’t realize Julianna Margulies is also on a hit TV show, and the general ignorance of Pauley Perrette, it’s like no one who comes to this site watches CBS.

        Wait a minute. That’s actually fairly plausible.

      • JPC

        Not to mention that she’s sitting in front of a backdrop that only says the name of the show she’s on, multiple times.

        Yeah…..Franka isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, that’s for sure.

      • Franka

        Oh for fucks sake get up off the couch and get a real life.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        That’s right, yell at us because you’re stupid. heheheh
        And how is your life more real than ours if you’re sitting here talking about celebrity gossip with us?

  8. Petra Nemcova Side Boob
    Jake
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    She looks like a pain in the ass, but after my three minutes of fun, it’s doesn’t much matter, does it?

  9. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
    Frank Burns
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    And in the background, Jerry Sandusky struggles to reconcile Lopez’s age and boyish.

  10. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    Cher X
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    Meh. Before plastic surgery she looked like this:
    http://www.bitchingbeauty.com/minka-kellys-disappearing-wrinkles/593

    Amazing what they can do nowadays huh?

    • Jake

      Yes. You seem jealous that she went from hot to super hot, thanks to medical science. God bless doctors for keeping our sexual playthings in tip-top shape.

    • flatspottin'

      What an…. incredibly mild difference…. she’s still super hot.

      You be jelly!

    • Cher X

      Not at all. I just think it’s funny what plastic can do to a girl. If she hadn’t had it, she wouldn’t be on this site. ; )

    • Funny, just using a certain brands of foundations versus others will have the same plastic surgery effect on me….

  11. Bill Paxton Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    When you have the best goddamned resume in Hollywood, you can dress however you want.

  12. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
    Johnny P!
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    A black woman with straightened, light-dyed hair shoving BBQ’ed food into her mouth. C’mon. That kinda shit just doesn’t happen…

  13. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
    EricLr
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    You know what, I really don’t feel like getting dressed this morning.

  14. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
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    That’s actually Al Franken from one of his SNL sketches in the 80′s

  15. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan
    Smapdi
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    I don’t get it. Why does the dress have long sleeves, but no long skirt? Is there an inverse temperature gradient in the room?

  16. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    Jake
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    Isn’t it past your bedtime, mom?

  17. Coleen Rooney Bikini
    Jake
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    Linebacker’s body.

  18. Prince Charles
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    tickleyourasswithafeather?

  19. Kiefer Sutherland
    EricLr
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    I like to wear my jean jackets from the 80′s and pretend I’m still young.

  20. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Buy some more vowels.

  21. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
    DeucePickle
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    Uh ma’am, that’s not how you eat a baked potato

  22. Brett Ratner Gerard Butler
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    The guy on the left banged Olivia Munn. Remind me to become a producer.

  23. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Why does she get a waxwork?! She’s not more special than us.

  24. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    Franka
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    Hofit Golan??? I Googled her and nobody appears to know who she is or what she does. I guess she just shows up, invited or not. Before you know it, there’ll be a sex tape, a reality series and a fake marriage to an athlete.

  25. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
    EricLr
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    In her defense, she just came from a funeral in the 1890′s.

  26. Kevin James Fat
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    From the size of him, he must be playing David Spade’s character in addition to his own.

  27. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
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    Her last name reminds me of Gonnorhea.

  28. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
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    I’ve never been a fan, but she looks lovely here.

  29. Prince Charles
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    “excellent”

  30. Kevin James Fat
    The Royal Penis
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    When are fat guys gonna learn that beards don’t make them look skinny?

  31. Coleen Rooney Bikini
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    She’s thick

  32. Brett Ratner Gerard Butler
    splashsos
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    I can just smell the d!ck cheese through my monitor……

  33. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    The Pope
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    On any other day, this would be a cause for great fapulation…but today she’s following a post filled and overflowing with Kelly Brook.

  34. Prince Charles
    it had to be said
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    Wait, mum’s picture is on the money and I had to go through Customs?

  35. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
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    Not the first time Mario had a 14 inch black tool land on his head.

  36. Prince Charles
    splashsos
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    he’s just stuck in his ‘being Camilla’s tampon’ pose……holy sausage fingers!!!! that is all…..

  37. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Scroll is your friend.

  38. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
    We
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    tired

  39. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Not sure who she is, and a little scared of her, but I’d sure like to see her tits.

  40. Petra Nemcova Side Boob
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    Now there’s a cleavage only a corpse would love! Somebody give this poor bitch a sandwich!

  41. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
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    I can smell her Gitanes from here.

  42. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    “So you think I got a shot with a Kardashian now?”

  43. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    The kid isn’t even born yet and he’s already thrown three interceptions and been sacked six times.

  44. Prince Charles
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Hey, look, it’s “Wallace” from “Wallace & Gromit”. Fancy some cheese?

  45. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
    The Pope
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    This is what happens when you let Drew Carey cast his own bio-pic.

  46. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    JC
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    Great. It’s going to be a lot harder to pound one out while watching “The Craft” with this stuck in my head.

  47. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Dude knows how to chug it.

  48. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
    The Pope
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    The big sunglasses are a good start, but maybe next time add in a balaclava.

  49. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    When a stylist has had enough why is the client always the last one to know

  50. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    Val Kilmer Pitt?

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