Welcome To Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin James jumps on the internet’s hottest new meme, ‘Hilling,’ Gerard Butler knows how to make himself look like less of a coked-out whoremonger by comparison, There’s Something About Guy, and holy cow, Bill Paxton really was the international terrorist known as Carlos this whole time!
Seriously, when did Nicole Richie become attractive?
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I’ve always love his Montgomery Burns impersonation.
Well this picture is pretty exciting and interesting.
That’s a British 10, or as it’s called in L.A., a “3.”
Nah she’s a British 2. Or as it’s called in Kentucky, a “9″.
Wrong…a 10 in KY, especially near the OH/WV borders.
I don’t even know who this is.. that looks like a girl from the Midwest that loves to drink beer!
and have boobs
No you are wrong… for some reason those beer drinking girls have much wider asses and NO tits and some kind of trashy tattoo.
she looks like a mom in a bikini. you see this all the time at the beach (dont know if she has kids though)
Who is this bloated pig and why does she have Earth’s largest vulva?
You’re trying too hard to make a funny, and failing. Idiot.
I gave your comment a thumbs up so it wouldn’t look so obvious that the first one was yours.
maybe her name should be Alottavagina…
her beaver is so large that when she is naked and the lights are out her husband/bf (whatever..) is thinking he is getting a threesome!
I surround myself with people too senile to realize I’m gay.
It seems that the last acting job this woman held was in 2008? How exactly is she famous? And why is she wearing a tie died hospital gown at a public function, in addition to some kid’s panties, and looks as if someone just invited her to toss back a shot of semen?
You look like an idiot, because she has been on a hit tv show for several years up until this very moment. Google and IMDB are easy to use, and help stave off unwanted public embarrassment.
Between this person, the guy the other day who didn’t realize Julianna Margulies is also on a hit TV show, and the general ignorance of Pauley Perrette, it’s like no one who comes to this site watches CBS.
Wait a minute. That’s actually fairly plausible.
Not to mention that she’s sitting in front of a backdrop that only says the name of the show she’s on, multiple times.
Yeah…..Franka isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, that’s for sure.
Oh for fucks sake get up off the couch and get a real life.
That’s right, yell at us because you’re stupid. heheheh
And how is your life more real than ours if you’re sitting here talking about celebrity gossip with us?
She looks like a pain in the ass, but after my three minutes of fun, it’s doesn’t much matter, does it?
And in the background, Jerry Sandusky struggles to reconcile Lopez’s age and boyish.
Somebody call 911! Frank had an aneurysm.
Nah, I lost interest halfway through again. Been kind of a boring news week for celebs.
You sure that isn’t Bob Ueker? He IS on the front row!
Meh. Before plastic surgery she looked like this:
http://www.bitchingbeauty.com/minka-kellys-disappearing-wrinkles/593
Amazing what they can do nowadays huh?
Yes. You seem jealous that she went from hot to super hot, thanks to medical science. God bless doctors for keeping our sexual playthings in tip-top shape.
What an…. incredibly mild difference…. she’s still super hot.
You be jelly!
Not at all. I just think it’s funny what plastic can do to a girl. If she hadn’t had it, she wouldn’t be on this site. ; )
Funny, just using a certain brands of foundations versus others will have the same plastic surgery effect on me….
When you have the best goddamned resume in Hollywood, you can dress however you want.
This^. GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!
Yeah. Props!
All Hail, The Extreme.
WHY DON’T YOU PUT HER IN CHARGE!
A black woman with straightened, light-dyed hair shoving BBQ’ed food into her mouth. C’mon. That kinda shit just doesn’t happen…
You know what, I really don’t feel like getting dressed this morning.
That’s actually Al Franken from one of his SNL sketches in the 80′s
I don’t get it. Why does the dress have long sleeves, but no long skirt? Is there an inverse temperature gradient in the room?
Isn’t it past your bedtime, mom?
Linebacker’s body.
I like to wear my jean jackets from the 80′s and pretend I’m still young.
tickleyourasswithafeather?
Buy some more vowels.
Uh ma’am, that’s not how you eat a baked potato
The guy on the left banged Olivia Munn. Remind me to become a producer.
I know, right! Guess she’s a climber.
Why does she get a waxwork?! She’s not more special than us.
Hofit Golan??? I Googled her and nobody appears to know who she is or what she does. I guess she just shows up, invited or not. Before you know it, there’ll be a sex tape, a reality series and a fake marriage to an athlete.
she’s a socialite and a TV host, but I think she mostly goes to parties.
Bukake parties?
In her defense, she just came from a funeral in the 1890′s.
From the size of him, he must be playing David Spade’s character in addition to his own.
Her last name reminds me of Gonnorhea.
I’ve never been a fan, but she looks lovely here.
“excellent”
When are fat guys gonna learn that beards don’t make them look skinny?
She’s thick
I think she might be packin….
I can just smell the d!ck cheese through my monitor……
WTF?
On any other day, this would be a cause for great fapulation…but today she’s following a post filled and overflowing with Kelly Brook.
Wait, mum’s picture is on the money and I had to go through Customs?
Not the first time Mario had a 14 inch black tool land on his head.
he’s just stuck in his ‘being Camilla’s tampon’ pose……holy sausage fingers!!!! that is all…..
Scroll is your friend.
tired
Not sure who she is, and a little scared of her, but I’d sure like to see her tits.
Now there’s a cleavage only a corpse would love! Somebody give this poor bitch a sandwich!
I can smell her Gitanes from here.
“So you think I got a shot with a Kardashian now?”
The kid isn’t even born yet and he’s already thrown three interceptions and been sacked six times.
Hey, look, it’s “Wallace” from “Wallace & Gromit”. Fancy some cheese?
This is what happens when you let Drew Carey cast his own bio-pic.
Great. It’s going to be a lot harder to pound one out while watching “The Craft” with this stuck in my head.
A very fappable movie.
Dude knows how to chug it.
The big sunglasses are a good start, but maybe next time add in a balaclava.
When a stylist has had enough why is the client always the last one to know
Val Kilmer Pitt?