Welcome To Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin James jumps on the internet’s hottest new meme, ‘Hilling,’ Gerard Butler knows how to make himself look like less of a coked-out whoremonger by comparison, There’s Something About Guy, and holy cow, Bill Paxton really was the international terrorist known as Carlos this whole time!
Seriously, when did Nicole Richie become attractive?
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The king who ate queens…
She should have worn a turtle neck dress down to her ankle… And a paper bag over the head.
Or she could have called in sick.
Maybe she should have called in sickening.
ahhhh! Coke brothers! Strongest bond ever…
Angelina is looking quite rested these days!
It’s like Dolly Parton, minus the boobs! Oh wait what am I saying?!
Who the fuck is this and why do we care?
Tits. That’s why we care.
The mom face isn’t cutting it.
I concur.
With Sparky, that is.
Let’s just say the role of Skeletor in the upcoming TV film, “Mexican Housekeeper: Arnold’s Love Child”, has just been filled.
She either has no breasts or 6. I can’t tell.
Geesh! And I always wondered how in the hell anybody agree to put Wendy on camera… I see how she did it!
That’s the exact same face I use to squeeze out a fart at work.
(At least one of us has a job.)
Nothing more attractive than the hungry butt look?
Sometimes the eyes of the short lady in front says it all.
It’s cool to see he still wears his “Big Love” wardrobe. I think that shirt belonged to one of the sister-wives in Juniper Creek.
T-Minus 4 months until Operation Child Support is complete.
The guy in the back there, on the left, would do her.
But that’s not me
that’s Michael Moore’s cousin, Michael Less
Guy on the left would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
Cut your hair you fucking hippie!
Agreed. He looks like someone I saw in the gutter in East Vancouver.
I wonder how often he dyes it.
Holy mother of cankles.
Im totally rethinking Minka Kelly. I used to think she was almost perfect.
Fabulous hips and nips. Cankles forgiven.
She’s been drinking low-fat milk.
Careful with that joke – it’s an antique.
wow so true, cankles are so unfortunate. her body is really nothing special. that face is gorgeous though
Her chin gives me pause.
I know that’s a panty down there… but all I keep seeing are teeth.
This woman is so sexy that I might throw in an extra signed baseball in her sex parting gift bag.
Wait, what’s in that bag she’s holding right now?
Brett brought the shrimp and cocktail sauce and Gerard brought the cocaine. Now its a party.
Way cuter lately. I like.
Yeah, she definitely has gotten better looking with age.
Wow! He worked hard to look like a fucking tool.
Mission accomplished shithead!
After spending 5 minutes wondering if that was a piss stain on his pants, I thought, “When did this guy get so ugly?”
Angelina Jolie has that effect on people.
Oh, he always was.
If it looks like a douche, talks like a douche, marries a douche …
OMG! Yes, how do you go from the most desirable man in hollywood, for yeeeeeaaarrrrrrsssss, to this! And dont give me the whole “old age” BS, dude’s aging so poorly!!!
Oh thank god they’re making Grown Ups 2!! You answered my prayers, Jesus, now I’ll keep my side of the promise and go to church more!
This joke just writes itself.
Gray cheetah is not enticed.
She’s the hottest woman on Earth… from the cankles up.
He’s trying not be handsome.
It’s working….what a shame.
If you are going to eventually pay out a shitload of alimony and child support to a woman eventually anyway, you may as well do it with a cute one like her.
I take sexy over cute. She looks like someone’s dumb but sweet little sister.
Oh, but that is SO sexy!
Cut to a few months ago, when she was screaming “No, I said MORE TAUNT” in a plastic surgeon’s office.
^ Agreed. Do. Not. Want.
We don’t have the budget for a boom mic operator.
Just have Mario balance it on his head.
Is she eating a baby?
The Wal-Mart of comedians.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideboooooooooooooooooob
“I vant to suck your blud”
I’d let her.
I love The Hudge.
The dame was hot, but she had that look in her eyes that said “Better get a prenup.”
Crazy + about to hit the wall = You’re gonna have a bad time.
So Bogart. :D
EVERYTHING is wrong with this picture.
Soon to star in “Margot Kidder: The Early Years”
lol – They are both HARD looking women.
“Wow, I didn’t believe you. But shit, that’s a whole baby pig, in your mouth!”
“You can never have too many pairs of pants”
-Keifer Sutherland
What he really needs is a hat, a big one.
Where did those cankles come from?
From locking her ankles around my ass while I pound her. At least that’s what I imagined when i just masturbated to this pic.
How the fuck did you end up looking at her cankles ?
Looks like Ben Stiller gave him some hair gel.
Kinda looks like Zachary Quinto in drag…
Hofit Golan?
What is she, a jew?
Yes, Mr. Gibson…
They say she’s a Jewi but them titties ain’t Jews.
Hofit Golan is an Israeli socialite. Sort of a Jewish version of Paris Hilton.
Anxiously awaiting the new shipment of slave girls from the orient.
I’d like some of them french fried pataters.
Grown Ups 2? Didn’t the first one kinda bomb?
Sigh. If only. Grown Ups grossed over $270 million worldwide. Sure, only half of that goes to the studio, but it’s still a nice profit for an $80 million movie, whatever the advertising budget was (probably $40 million). And of course, that’s before cable and video sales.
But of course it’ll suck, and it could very well lose money, and maybe then after that, Jack & Jill and this new piece of shit coming out next month, maybe then they’ll stop giving Adam Sandler money to play with.
You’re right. Sandler movies suck lately. He was no Hitchcock to start with but like a candy bar some of his movies were enjoyable if not too good for you. But the crap he’s turning out lately… he better just go away.
Please someone step on the hem of the dress. Let’s go that extra mile for whatever she’s promoting.