The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.22.12

May 22nd, 2012 // 451 Comments

Welcome To Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin James jumps on the internet’s hottest new meme, ‘Hilling,’ Gerard Butler knows how to make himself look like less of a coked-out whoremonger by comparison, There’s Something About Guy, and holy cow, Bill Paxton really was the international terrorist known as Carlos this whole time!

Seriously, when did Nicole Richie become attractive?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kevin James Fat
    Crissy
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    The king who ate queens…

  2. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    Crissy
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    She should have worn a turtle neck dress down to her ankle… And a paper bag over the head.

  3. Brett Ratner Gerard Butler
    Crissy
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    ahhhh! Coke brothers! Strongest bond ever…

  4. Michelle Monaghan Cleavage
    Crissy
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    Angelina is looking quite rested these days!

  5. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
    Crissy
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    It’s like Dolly Parton, minus the boobs! Oh wait what am I saying?!

  6. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
    Crissy
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    Who the fuck is this and why do we care?

  7. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Let’s just say the role of Skeletor in the upcoming TV film, “Mexican Housekeeper: Arnold’s Love Child”, has just been filled.

  8. Michelle Monaghan Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She either has no breasts or 6. I can’t tell.

  9. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
    Crissy
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    Geesh! And I always wondered how in the hell anybody agree to put Wendy on camera… I see how she did it!

  10. Prince Charles
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s the exact same face I use to squeeze out a fart at work.

    (At least one of us has a job.)

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Butt
    Crissy
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    Nothing more attractive than the hungry butt look?

  12. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sometimes the eyes of the short lady in front says it all.

  13. Bill Paxton Sunglasses
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s cool to see he still wears his “Big Love” wardrobe. I think that shirt belonged to one of the sister-wives in Juniper Creek.

  14. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    T-Minus 4 months until Operation Child Support is complete.

  15. Petra Nemcova Side Boob
    Blech
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    The guy in the back there, on the left, would do her.

  16. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    Cut your hair you fucking hippie!

  17. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    Holy mother of cankles.

  18. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    Blech
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    I know that’s a panty down there… but all I keep seeing are teeth.

  19. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This woman is so sexy that I might throw in an extra signed baseball in her sex parting gift bag.

    Wait, what’s in that bag she’s holding right now?

  20. Brett Ratner Gerard Butler
    El Jefe
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    Brett brought the shrimp and cocktail sauce and Gerard brought the cocaine. Now its a party.

  21. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
    El Jefe
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    Way cuter lately. I like.

  22. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
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    Wow! He worked hard to look like a fucking tool.

    Mission accomplished shithead!

  23. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    After spending 5 minutes wondering if that was a piss stain on his pants, I thought, “When did this guy get so ugly?”

  24. Kevin James Fat
    EricLr
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    Oh thank god they’re making Grown Ups 2!! You answered my prayers, Jesus, now I’ll keep my side of the promise and go to church more!

  25. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
    El Jefe
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    This joke just writes itself.

  26. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
    Blech
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    Gray cheetah is not enticed.

  27. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    She’s the hottest woman on Earth… from the cankles up.

  28. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    He’s trying not be handsome.
    It’s working….what a shame.

  29. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
    El Jefe
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    If you are going to eventually pay out a shitload of alimony and child support to a woman eventually anyway, you may as well do it with a cute one like her.

  30. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    EricLr
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    Cut to a few months ago, when she was screaming “No, I said MORE TAUNT” in a plastic surgeon’s office.

  31. Brad Pitt Tired Bags Under Eyes
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    ^ Agreed. Do. Not. Want.

  32. Jena Malone Mario Lopez Black Microphone Extra
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    We don’t have the budget for a boom mic operator.

    Just have Mario balance it on his head.

  33. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
    El Jefe
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    Is she eating a baby?

  34. Kevin James Fat
    Johnny P!
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    The Wal-Mart of comedians.

  35. Petra Nemcova Side Boob
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    siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideboooooooooooooooooob

  36. Madalina Ghenea Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    “I vant to suck your blud”

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Butt
    El Jefe
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    I love The Hudge.

  38. Michelle Monaghan Cleavage
    EricLr
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    The dame was hot, but she had that look in her eyes that said “Better get a prenup.”

  39. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
    Johnny P!
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    EVERYTHING is wrong with this picture.

  40. Robin Tunney Panty Flash Upskirt
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    Soon to star in “Margot Kidder: The Early Years”

  41. Wendy Williams Eating BBQ
    your mom
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    “Wow, I didn’t believe you. But shit, that’s a whole baby pig, in your mouth!”

  42. Kiefer Sutherland
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    “You can never have too many pairs of pants”

    -Keifer Sutherland

  43. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
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    Where did those cankles come from?

  44. Guy Pearce Lawless Premiere
    EricLr
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    Looks like Ben Stiller gave him some hair gel.

  45. Michelle Monaghan Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Kinda looks like Zachary Quinto in drag…

  46. Hofit Golan Cleavage
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    Hofit Golan?

    What is she, a jew?

  47. Prince Charles
    EricLr
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    Anxiously awaiting the new shipment of slave girls from the orient.

  48. Kiefer Sutherland
    Lita
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    I’d like some of them french fried pataters.

  49. Kevin James Fat
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    Grown Ups 2? Didn’t the first one kinda bomb?

    • Sigh. If only. Grown Ups grossed over $270 million worldwide. Sure, only half of that goes to the studio, but it’s still a nice profit for an $80 million movie, whatever the advertising budget was (probably $40 million). And of course, that’s before cable and video sales.

      But of course it’ll suck, and it could very well lose money, and maybe then after that, Jack & Jill and this new piece of shit coming out next month, maybe then they’ll stop giving Adam Sandler money to play with.

      • Indigo Leopard

        You’re right. Sandler movies suck lately. He was no Hitchcock to start with but like a candy bar some of his movies were enjoyable if not too good for you. But the crap he’s turning out lately… he better just go away.

  50. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Please someone step on the hem of the dress. Let’s go that extra mile for whatever she’s promoting.

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