The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.21.13

May 21st, 2013 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, after today, will be compiled by my kid. It was a decision made after long thought about his skills and abilities like not having to live in our pool house anymore. And he’s smart, yes of course, that too, but I digress. Today’s gallery includes Alec Baldwin, virile man of youthful strength, Prince Harry about to fistfight an infant, mini Ron Burgundy, and this woman experiencing the perplexing sensation of her uterus suddenly filling up with fetuses.

I’m kidding about that ‘my kid’ stuff up there. Through psychoanalysis, I’ve learned that me fathering children would just be a disaster for everyone involved,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
    Vlad
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    Harry has a flashback to the only battle he was allowed to participate in where he single-handedly took out an orphanage in Afghanistan…with only his ginger hair and fists.

  2. Kevin Nealon Kissing Woman The Hangover Part III Premiere
    Vlad
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    Kevin’s secret life as an incubus is revealed

  3. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
    Vlad
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    Jaden has to wear those motion capture suits all the time so they can CGI a real actor, even in paparazzi shots

  4. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    Hippo Toe?

  5. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
    JK
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    There’s this frightening limit when someone gets big enough the front and back kind of blend together. You pause and wonder, which is the legit pair of tits and ass cheeks.

  6. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Dave
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    The girl’s got a face like a frying pan but a body that won’t quit.

  7. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
    Vladimir
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    Guess who’s not on a scooter in sweat pants looking nerdy as Hell? Dinklage! Jackman, take notes…

  8. Kevin Nealon Kissing Woman The Hangover Part III Premiere
    Vladimir
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    That’s not Kevin; it’s his Evil twin, Garthe…

  9. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
    Vladimir
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    Looks like a Scorsese remake of Boogie Nights…

  10. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
    Vladimir
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    Enjoying your Big Gulp Mr. Feldman?

  11. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
    Furpoh
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    With all his money, you would think he could afford a breath-mint or two…………………huh??

  12. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
    Vladimir
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    There may been no spoon, but I guarantee you there was a spork…

  13. Hugh Jackman Scooter Neon Sneakers
    Furpoh
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    See, it’s this way, he took his car in for service, and when he asked for a loaner, they thought he said “leaner” and THIS is what you get!

  14. Gary Busey
    Vladimir
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    Helmets. Just wear them.

  15. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Furpoh
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    If the dude can afford $3,000 for the suit, couldn’t they have at least tossed in the shirt ??

  16. Stephen Baldwin
    Vladimir
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    3 Non Blondes.

  17. Britney Spears Butt Sweatpants
    Furpoh
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    Actually, I liked her better with her hair cut real short………..then when she shaved her head, it got really sexy !!

  18. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra Yacht Cannes
    Furpoh
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    Rumour has it she has an aversion to brown paper bags. Simply because she can’t act her way out of one !

  19. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    Trailer park skank

  20. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    Dinklage for President…but just for a short term.

  21. Gary Busey
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    “Can we get a puppy?”

  22. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
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    I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds him to be super creepy.

  23. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
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    OMFG who are these bots who are posting this stupid shit? This guy is f*cking creepy as hell and not even straight. Give me a f*cking break.

  24. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Because nothing says cool like a skinny, old guy baring his sunken chest in a white suit, a constricted, constipated guy playing the guitar with a bad 80′s haircut, and a drummer with a stupid green facemask.

  25. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
    pinkslime
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    “I still know kung fu”

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