The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.21.13

May 21st, 2013 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, after today, will be compiled by my kid. It was a decision made after long thought about his skills and abilities like not having to live in our pool house anymore. And he’s smart, yes of course, that too, but I digress. Today’s gallery includes Alec Baldwin, virile man of youthful strength, Prince Harry about to fistfight an infant, mini Ron Burgundy, and this woman experiencing the perplexing sensation of her uterus suddenly filling up with fetuses.

I’m kidding about that ‘my kid’ stuff up there. Through psychoanalysis, I’ve learned that me fathering children would just be a disaster for everyone involved,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    maru
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    looks like g-dragon with tits

  2. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    oh well duh, HE IS their pimp not their customer. All this time I’ve been saying ‘where’s he get the dough to pay those unlucky skanks?’ They’re giving his ass a cut. He likely shares the dealing duties with Greico.

  3. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
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    Stop calling me Princess!!

  4. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
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    Hey now! Let’s not turn this date-rape into a murder.

  5. Kevin Nealon Kissing Woman The Hangover Part III Premiere
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    Pacino lite

  6. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    Keith Richards looks great as a blonde.

  7. Gary Busey
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    Zombie Apocalypse.

  8. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
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    The East? Pffft, Skarsgard only goes South…

    …if ya know what I mean

  9. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
    Mikedaddy
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    Am I the only one that sees William H. Macy?!

  10. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    I think she looks kinda sexy. But then I like broccoli, too.

  11. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
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    “Wow…this is just like the night we met…”

  12. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
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    “Here, guys, don’t mind her, just smell these fingers…”

  13. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
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    The next day the entire park was closed down for an extra five hours so all of the seats on all of the rides could be steam cleaned with boiling Lysol.

  14. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    Someone at Maxim bought themselves a new yacht this month I bet.

  15. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Just one more reason to avoid watching ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

  16. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
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    “Put that child down, you old battle-axe, and take your beating like a man!”

  17. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    This woman leads the Western Conference in all offensive categories, including dingle-berries and posterior heat rash.

  18. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
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    “I just came along for a couple of drinks, then these two decide we should go out and kill a few guys…”

  19. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Cyber Stalking
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    I wasn’t 100% sure who this woman is, so I Googled her. Now that I know (more or less) who she is I regret wasting the time.

  20. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
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    The white dude in the black shirt looks like he’s pissed that “some black fellow” is manhandling his chick, so he’s calling him out. He is gonna shit in his boxers when Rodman stands up!

  21. Sam Worthington Sophie Monk Cleavage Holding Hands
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    It’s not often that one sees Sophie Monk just hanging out.

  22. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    Hookers or not, those are two great looking women. And to think that little piece of shit gets to…*breaks down sobbing*…goddamnit, where’s my bottle of hemlock?

  23. Gary Busey
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    “Hiya, Joe…Hiya, Mr. Dunahee…”

    That reference is probably way too dated for most of the people in this forum.

  24. Stephen Baldwin
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    “Look at those idiots in that mirror…”

  25. Jenna Dewan Huge Pregnant Cleavage
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    Why is this one famous, again?

  26. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
    Batu Khan
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    - One good thing about him.
    - What?!
    - When, inevitabley, I’ll give you the “No money is worth this!” look, I can look straight at you without him seeing it.

  27. Michael Bay The Hangover Part 3 Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    The quiet confident smile says it all: Bay’s still waiting to see a film he couldn’t underperform.

  28. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
    Batu Khan
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    The doorman just reexamined his life choices that lead to him holding the door for Jaden Smith.

  29. Stephen Baldwin
    Batu Khan
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    Never thought I’d say this, Corey Feldman had better hos. – looks up to see if the sky is falling.

  30. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
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    And just like that, the Alec Baldwin of 2027 popped in an giggled at how much hair he used to have and how thin he once was.

  31. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
    Batu Khan
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    - Say ‘kid’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say ‘kid’ one more Goddamn time!
    - … He just burped!

    …the moment Prince Harry realized the pressure of everyone asking him when he’ll be a father too was getting to him.

  32. Hugh Jackman Scooter Neon Sneakers
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    Honestly, why do these gay rumours persist? I just don’t see it.

  33. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    El
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    I’m sorry, but no one wants to see that.

    Scratch that, Hulk Hogan wants to see that.

  34. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Wait! Don’t run! DON’T! RUN!! My hair is caught in your sleeve. YOUR SLEEVE!!”

  35. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    Is this from the episode where Higgins leaves Magnum in the dryer too long?

  36. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Ecstatic morons. No need to sticking out yourselves so much, all is way too symbolic.

  37. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
    Schadenfreude
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    Flava Flave looks a lot taller in this photo. It seems like he’s going for the same kind of girl, though!

  38. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
    Schadenfreude
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    It’s a new Oreo flavor – 2 sweet cookies with a douchy center.

  39. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Captain Dick
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    Gas Face given.

    Who’s this mutt kidding?

  40. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    RichPort
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    Some men look better in women’s bathing suits than others…

  41. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    It’s all the fatties or fatty lovers who are giving the thumbs down here on the comments………….Fat losers.

  42. Sam Worthington Sophie Monk Cleavage Holding Hands
    tlmck
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    I’d like to be a Monk.

  43. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
    datdude
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    Harry reaches back to deck this kid after being called “a proper fake”.

  44. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
    gnarla
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    We haven’t seen Lady Gaga for a while. Are we sure this isn’t her?

  45. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
    Toobad
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    We know there isn’t a god because this ride didn’t malfunction and release those safety harnesses halfway through.

  46. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
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    “FUCK E-TRADE!”

  47. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
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    Well, he has the David Carradine thing down; sappy, pale and pasty. All he needs is a crate of vodka, and eightball and some Thai ladyboy hookers!

    “T’ai Chi my ass long time!”

  48. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
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    HE’S THE WORST.

  49. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    I had no idea you could do a full-body camel toe.

  50. Hugh Jackman Scooter Neon Sneakers
    Vlad
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    Shunned from the rest of the X-Men, Wolverine has to use the X-Scooter to travel.

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