The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.21.13

May 21st, 2013 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, after today, will be compiled by my kid. It was a decision made after long thought about his skills and abilities like not having to live in our pool house anymore. And he’s smart, yes of course, that too, but I digress. Today’s gallery includes Alec Baldwin, virile man of youthful strength, Prince Harry about to fistfight an infant, mini Ron Burgundy, and this woman experiencing the perplexing sensation of her uterus suddenly filling up with fetuses.

I’m kidding about that ‘my kid’ stuff up there. Through psychoanalysis, I’ve learned that me fathering children would just be a disaster for everyone involved,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Stephen Baldwin
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    In every photo like this, there’s a mentally challenged black guy not quite sure what he’s seeing.

  2. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Mike701
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    OMG I just heard us through my monitor, I think I’m going to barf….

  3. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Panda Bear
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    Tight pants has cost you your strength. The pink balloon has defeated you. – Asian Bane

  4. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    is Fish on vacation?
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    Why is Photo Boy showing us pictures of a T-Girl?

    Is this his way of coming out of the closet?

  5. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Panda Bear
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    I wonder how long Taylor Swift will remain in that pose…..

  6. Gary Busey
    hifiman
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    The bassist for the Deftones was in a semiconscious state for three years after an accident, and then died. Why has that not happened in this case?

  7. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
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    She’s only famous because she’s his child bride, but he’s only famous because he’s married to her. They’re like a human centipede of fame leeching.

  8. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
    guest
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    Why is she holding her boobs? She afraid they are going to fly off during the ride?

  9. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
    rican
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    WhooperToe, or RebelToe?

  10. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
    rican
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    Whoa, that’s my grandmother on the left!

  11. Gary Busey
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    In the background: Kim Jong Un waiting for his “Crazy Lessons”

  12. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    If you don’t meet his eyes that’s your only chance to avoid the pregnation.

  13. Hugh Jackman Scooter Neon Sneakers
    Cock Dr
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    Doing a fantastic nerd impression here. I’m impressed.

  14. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
    Chris
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    Looks a bit like Man of Thai Food.

  15. Stephen Baldwin
    Chris
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    Why is he wearing my grandpa’s pants?

  16. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
    John Travolta
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    He’s soooooo cute!!!

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  17. Rosario Dawson Almost Wardrobe Malfunction Wara No Tate Shield of Straw Premiere Cannes
    Just_As_it_IS
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    After all Jamie Foxx did lose some pounds!

  18. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
    Just_AS_it_IS
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    “HAHAHAHA it seems I can’t read french… I thought that sign said ‘dispose of properly’”

  19. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    Tom Seleck Mini-Me?

  20. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
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    Is her chaperone the Brundlefly version of Cheech Marin and Hulk Hogan?

  21. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
    jeb
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    whoa!

  22. Stephen Baldwin
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    Let’s see, we’ve got one big piece of black pleather. We could make a skirt and some boots and a handbag and a vest and a belt. Perfect.

  23. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Wow, Kick-Ass really bulked up for the sequel.

  24. Hugh Jackman Scooter Neon Sneakers
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    Although Wolverine proclaimed that he had “never felt more alive” since going vegan, friends worried that he seemed.. different, somehow.

  25. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    I keep saying Billy Ray Cyrus and her cousins will have enough “spank the the one eyed vitamin deficient monkey” pics.

  26. Gary Busey
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    Hey, remember that guy here who would post “Herp Derp” all the time? I don’t know why I just thought of him.

  27. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Cyber Stalking
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    “Turn to the right.”

  28. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    Right now, Prince is staring at the broken lock on his storage unit and wondering who stole all his stuff from the 80′s.

  29. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
    Swearin
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    And then later, they went back to their hotel room for their own version of “It’s A Small World After All”

  30. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
    Swearin
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    “Oi, baby, what’d you say about the Manchester United?!”

  31. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
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    Skarsgard doesn’t want you… move along.

  32. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more!

  33. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
    State Farming
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    Twins separated at birth, Peter and Phil Dinklage, were both born to assist…

  34. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Plastic Police
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    I think this is the best she’s ever looked. Then again I wore my hair like this for years. Nope, not a tranny, not a twunt licker, just a fan of short hair.

  35. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    If Mars is so damn close, go there and don’t come back.

  36. Britney Spears Butt Sweatpants
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    I’ve heard of a cottage industry, but a cottage cheese industry?

  37. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
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    Guess we know where at least ONE of Gandolfini’s thumbs is…

  38. Kevin Nealon Kissing Woman The Hangover Part III Premiere
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    Roofy swap!

  39. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
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    Ya but who’s the black dude?

  40. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    Sweet man shoulders!

  41. Britney Spears Butt Sweatpants
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    Why hello there Puddin’ Butt!

  42. Britney Spears Butt Sweatpants
    Scarlett
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    She actually looks much better in those sweatpants than about 99% of the rest of the things I’ve seen her wear.

  43. Britney Spears Butt Sweatpants
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    Class, as always.

  44. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    Dude, it’s … it’s so obvious. Like .. SO obvious.

  45. Michael Bay The Hangover Part 3 Premiere
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    This guy is such a creep. If you put him in a room with Terry Richardson and Doug Hutchinson, the walls would likely melt from the level of skeeze in the room.

  46. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    no amount of dieting or photopshop will ever slim out that chipmunk face. so unfortunate.

  47. Britney Spears Butt Sweatpants
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    sloppy

  48. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    repulsive

  49. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
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    is this the son or daughter?

  50. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
    colt13
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    With Anchorman 2 getting all of the press, here are stills from the lesser known The Campaign 2.

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