The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.21.13

May 21st, 2013 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, after today, will be compiled by my kid. It was a decision made after long thought about his skills and abilities like not having to live in our pool house anymore. And he’s smart, yes of course, that too, but I digress. Today’s gallery includes Alec Baldwin, virile man of youthful strength, Prince Harry about to fistfight an infant, mini Ron Burgundy, and this woman experiencing the perplexing sensation of her uterus suddenly filling up with fetuses.

I’m kidding about that ‘my kid’ stuff up there. Through psychoanalysis, I’ve learned that me fathering children would just be a disaster for everyone involved,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    He likes to drink a small coffee with half and half while reading short stories.

  2. Rosario Dawson Almost Wardrobe Malfunction Wara No Tate Shield of Straw Premiere Cannes
    sparky
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    own it, don’t pretend. that slit was put there for a reason, right?

  3. Gary Busey
    The Pope
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    Rehab has been good for Lindsay.

  4. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    The drummer looks like The Green Bastard from Trailer Park Boys.

  5. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
    yourmom
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    THIS will show them I’m not old, right Dougie?

  6. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
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    “What has two thumbs, and hangs out with assholes? THIS GUY!”

  7. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Imperioli looks like the 3rd Boston bomber.

  8. Rosario Dawson Almost Wardrobe Malfunction Wara No Tate Shield of Straw Premiere Cannes
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    Whadda paptease.

  9. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
    tlmck
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    Poor little guy. The nipple fell off his bottle.

  10. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
    creemygoodness
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    Amazing that Spider even got drafted into Nam, on account of the foot and all.

  11. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Cyber Stalking
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You can get arrested for cyber-stalking?

    Umm… I have to go erase my history now.

  12. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    I hate this loser.

  13. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
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    “Come join the “Beautiful People” at Cheetah Men’s Club!”

  14. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
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    Despite his lawyers’ best efforts, the judge decided to make an example of him, sentencing him to time served and 30 days of unsupervised rehab… in Maui.

  15. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
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    “Mommy makes me carry baby powder so I don’t get a rash.”

  16. Stephen Baldwin
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    “Only YOU, can prevent this douche bag from making more money!”

  17. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
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    “Why is she always insisting we go to Disneyland? She’s like a ch… Ohhhhh, riiiiight.”

  18. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I guess in part 4, Neo comes back to eat all of the machines.

  19. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    Surely he’ll be in Anchorman 2. He has the 70′s look.

  20. Stephen Baldwin
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jaden Smith, Gary Busey, and now Stephen Baldwin?

    I didn’t know the Douche Festival was at the Javits Center this week.

  21. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    Holy shit he’s in X-Men? Did they recast Wolverine?

  22. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Mudrock
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    Why has Superficial stopped putting tags indicating who is in the picture of Crap We Missed? I have always navigated to this site just for that feature. C’mon Superficial – you’re getting lazy.

  23. Sam Worthington Sophie Monk Cleavage Holding Hands
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    “Oh, yeah… Umm, let me help you with that, miss.”

  24. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    “I shall call him.. Mini-Sheen.”

  25. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    mark
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    Gross. And nice cross, idiot.

  26. Gary Busey
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    “How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title?”

  27. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
    Ladypants
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    So looks like science finally linked the appendix to shame.

  28. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    catapostrophe
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    Definitely the hottest girl in this photograph.

  29. Rosario Dawson Almost Wardrobe Malfunction Wara No Tate Shield of Straw Premiere Cannes
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    Seems like the next logical progression in the “accidental” celebrity genital slips will be surprise anus flashing.

  30. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    The thing is, I would do her. But that is also essentially meaningless becasue I have banged lots of lame women. Not fat or unattractive (fuck that), but just lame. She’s lame.

  31. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
    catapostrophe
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    He makes sure to get his recommended 18 ounces of water per day.

  32. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
    thecrazybetty
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    she has a lollypop head. is that a real person? good grief. these ppl are a mess.

  33. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
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    I keep picturing a team of Disney’s brightest Imagineers standing around Courtney…scratching their heads and saying “It just doesn’t look real enough, that Lincoln robot is sexier”

  34. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
    Buddy The Elf
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    That chick from Party of Five doesnt look impressed.

  35. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
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    Doug, if you’re reading this: take those stupid looking fake bandanas off your head. We realize you think you are hiding your baldness from us, but trust us, it’s bald is way better than those hideous things. You’re welcome.

  36. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
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    “This is your child. Remember that night you banged my granddaughter in the club bathroom.”

  37. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra Yacht Cannes
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    Nice receding hairline.

  38. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    Dinklage could completely fit in that gunt.

  39. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
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    Looks like the eTrade baby gave Harry some bad investment advice.

  40. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    I just want to know where he gets those jackets.

  41. Britney Spears Butt Sweatpants
    Buddy The Elf
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    How can this chick survive on Adderall, Cheetos and Red Bull?

    Wouldnt any normal person die from that diet after a few weeks? She has been on it for years.

  42. Stephen Baldwin
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    These are the chicks that used to hang around with Corey Feldman when he was….I started to say “relevant,” but you know what I mean.

  43. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra Yacht Cannes
    Buddy The Elf
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    Nice Cannes.

  44. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    I know guys that would hit that in a second. I call them black guys. (I have one Asian friend that would too)

  45. Jenna Dewan Huge Pregnant Cleavage
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    How them boobies Dewan?

  46. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
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    I’ll bet ya he cant ride that board for shit and the entitled little douche just carries it around as an accessory to look hip.

  47. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Mitch
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    Enough of Justin Beiber, isn’t he getting enough airtime already?

  48. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Kodos
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    In da butt.

    Maybe.

  49. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
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    Jaden spilled juice on his street clothes, so he had to wear the motion capture suit home.

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