The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.21.13

May 21st, 2013 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, after today, will be compiled by my kid. It was a decision made after long thought about his skills and abilities like not having to live in our pool house anymore. And he’s smart, yes of course, that too, but I digress. Today’s gallery includes Alec Baldwin, virile man of youthful strength, Prince Harry about to fistfight an infant, mini Ron Burgundy, and this woman experiencing the perplexing sensation of her uterus suddenly filling up with fetuses.

I’m kidding about that ‘my kid’ stuff up there. Through psychoanalysis, I’ve learned that me fathering children would just be a disaster for everyone involved,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    This looks like a Dave Chapelle skit.

  2. Gary Busey
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    Hey you guyssssssssssssssssssss

  3. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    (puts newspaper down, takes off sunglasses)
    Is a bathroom cup of water for Peter Dinklage the same as a full cup of water to you and I? Will we ever truly know?

    (lifts newspaper back up)

  4. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
    DeucePickle
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    Thanks for holding the door, Jon Lovitz

  5. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
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    Michael Imperioli nailed the Eddie Vedder circa 1992 look.

  6. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
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    “EH! Who here smells like a dead guy?! Ohhhhh!”

  7. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
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    Last time I was at a strip club in NYC I shattered my elbow on the floor.

  8. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Minky Wail
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    Is that Kirby n the mosh pit?

  9. Sam Worthington Sophie Monk Cleavage Holding Hands
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    I wonder if he does voiceovers when he’s actually having sex as well.

  10. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Cyber Stalking
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    So when can we expect your porn debut, Jennelle? Don’t act like you’re above it, Ms. Always-in-jail-Kesha-is-my-idol.

  11. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    JPC
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    I don’t know why, but I have a sudden craving for pancakes.

  12. Sam Worthington Sophie Monk Cleavage Holding Hands
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    Nice couple.

  13. Gary Busey
    meeps!
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    Sloth is not aging well…

  14. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    Only the finest of whores for Mr. Feldman.

  15. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
    The Pope
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    “Pfff, what’s your excuse for ‘Battleship’?”

  16. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
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    She knew if she looked him in the eyes, her womb would soon be full. A lifetime of thoughts and regrets passed through her head. Taking a deep breath, she made her choice, turned, and faced the man that would sew his magic seed inside her.

  17. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
    JPC
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    I was fairly certain that this was Andy Reid as the pic was loading.

  18. Michael Bay The Hangover Part 3 Premiere
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    “I gonna use Megan Fox so hard. She wants Hitler, I’ll show her fucking Hitler.”

  19. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    Definitely not the Hottest Woman in the world, but maybe the Hottest Boy Heteros Will Still Fuck? What do you say Maxim?

  20. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
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    Sad Keanu is sad.

  21. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
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    The tranny in the back look like Will Smith in drag.

  22. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
    The Pope
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    When there’s nobody else in frame with him, and he’s holding a small cup and a little book, he just looks like a normal size guy that has a really big head.

  23. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
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    This ride seems to have a pretty good Airbag system. Oh wait…

  24. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra Yacht Cannes
    Nonnie Moose
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    I’m sorry, Sharon, but you are never, ever, ever going to live down King Solomon’s Mines. It’s going to hang around your neck like a rotting albatross for all time. Okay, probably more like a rubber chicken made up to look like a rotting albatross, but you get the idea.

  25. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
    vandinz
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    Mini Ron Swanson. But not as cool.

  26. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Cock Dr
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    Behold the never ending struggle to cover up dem teef.

  27. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    You CAN stop. You can and you will.

  28. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    professor
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    fucking gross……D-

  29. Britney Spears Butt Sweatpants
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    “Alright kids, gather round, be quiet. Now look there the Spearosaurus Brit! Ten years ago, and this is no joke, your big brothers couldn’t stop masturbating to this. Nonononono don’t be frightened, it’s quite harmless unless OHMYGODDENNISTHROWTHATBAGOFONIONRINGSAWAY, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!”

  30. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
    tlmck
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    I’m with ya lady. I don’t know who he is either.

  31. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
    Nonnie Moose
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    Poor guy is trying so hard to be Charlie Sheen.

  32. Jenna Dewan Huge Pregnant Cleavage
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    Her pregnancy is starting to take as long as Jessica Simpson’s.

  33. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
    CrashHell
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    Is anyone asking how my hand feels after punching that iron like jaw of that baby? I can barely make a fist!

  34. Kevin Nealon Kissing Woman The Hangover Part III Premiere
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    The look of caught rapist if I ever saw one. And I just did.

  35. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
    Nonnie Moose
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    The only man in Hollywood whose wax dummy at Madame Tussaud’s has a higher IQ than he does.

  36. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    So, there is no God.

    Oh, wait, those two are paid by the hour?

    Never mind.

  37. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
    The Pope
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    I didn’t know it was possible to catch Down’s Syndrome.

  38. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
    tlmck
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    I have heard their music. The band should be named “30 Seconds before everyone blows their brains out”.

  39. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
    Nonnie Moose
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    Yeah, that’s right. I’m a Belieber, bitch.

  40. Gary Busey
    Nonnie Moose
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    BRAAAAIIIINNNNNZZZZZ!!!

  41. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
    tlmck
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    2 to 1 the baby wins.

  42. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Nonnie Moose
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    “She’s got an armadillo in her trousers!”

  43. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
    tlmck
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    Good to see Jessica Simpson keeping up with the latest tunes.

  44. Rosario Dawson Almost Wardrobe Malfunction Wara No Tate Shield of Straw Premiere Cannes
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    “Ohhhhhhh! No, no, no! You’ll have to see my movies for that!

  45. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
    tiger balls
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    SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

    OHHHH YEEEEEEEAHH!

  46. Jenna Dewan Huge Pregnant Cleavage
    tlmck
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    The good news is, once she gives birth, she will no longer look like a Kardashian.

  47. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Sheppy
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    I look at her, and all I see is Billy-Ray with boobs in a man-kini.

    It’s not good.

  48. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Phoenix
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    From the neck up, she’s starting to look like Bieber.

  49. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Unfortunately, they sound as good as they look.

  50. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
    tlmck
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    The Hep C is strong in that room.

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