The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.20.14

May 20th, 2014 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, another decent-sized selection thanks again to Cannes where Mickey Rourke really had to make a tinkle and Leonardo DiCaprio just had some innocent conversations with hot as fuck models who aren’t his girlfriend. We’ve also got Nicky Hilton‘s black eye, because you never finish Paris’ coke without asking and Joe Francis free from jail and looking so thrilled to be spending time with his pregnant girlfriend.

Karma, huh Joe? And you thought the showers were Hell,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Frederique Bel Cleavage Boob Window Dress Maps To The Stars Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Nice tits. Rat face

  2. Jude Law Hipster Clothes Watching
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    I’m sure Travolta jealous that he didn’t think of this look when strutting to staying alive.

  3. Kesha Pantsless Derpface LAX
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    There’s the dirty, stoned hippie we all know and hate

  4. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
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    With those pony tails, it would be pretty easy to ride her on that board.

  5. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
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    Nick must be thinking his wife could take some pointers from Ronald on how to tone down the makeup.

  6. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    All I see is a well endowed gremlin.

  7. Ryan Gosling Fixing His Hair Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    I had a headache. Now it’s cured.

    Thanks, Ryan.

  8. Nicky Hilton Black Eye Yankees Hat
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    Looks like a victim of some old fucks game of trading places.

  9. Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless Irina Shayk Cleavage Instagram
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    The rich are just the same as you and me.

    Except much prettier and of course much richer.

  10. Katharine McPhee Butt Tight Dress CBS TV Studios Summer Soiree
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    So that’s what happened to my Granny’s lace curtains.

  11. Sugar Ray Leonard Getting In Mario Lopez Face Extra
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    Isn’t it kind of cheating for Mario to be playing gay chicken?

  12. Prince Charles Looking At Topless Woman Sculpture Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pier 21 Halifax
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    Welcome to Canada Prince Charles, you’ll find we have plenty of off-leash areas for Camilla.

  13. LeAnn Rimes LAX Security
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Where’s Gilberator when you need him?

  14. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
    Tranny
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    Why do some of these celebrities and rappers all grab their stuff all the time. It looks like they never get any and are masturbating in front of us. This fad is so discussing. Some guy at a McDonald’s was looking at me, and he started to do this. Now, did he really think that I would be impressed….No, I thought he was a creepy perv, and I ran the hell back to my car.

  15. Lady Victoria Hervey Nipples No Bra See Through Top Foxcatcher Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Kind of looks like she has a Joe Dirt comb-over going on.

  16. Robin Cavalli Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Roberto Cavalli Yacht Cannes
    Jeffie
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    I see that she’s turned in to a young boy now.

  17. Kat Graham Cleavage Sports Bra Legs Short Shorts Stretching Out
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    Wow, looks like she really can blow sunshine out of her ass.

  18. Kate Hudson Legs Short Shorts Heels
    Frank
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    Her outfit is a gigantic fail. The top half of her and the bottom half look like they are going to different places. The top half is going to Siberia and the bottom half is going to the beach.

  19. Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless Irina Shayk Cleavage Instagram
    Rude Dude
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    Yep, they look like a couple of posers to me.

  20. Frederique Bel Cleavage Boob Window Dress Maps To The Stars Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Who needs a map when you have the directions on your dress.

  21. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
    tlmck
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    Morphing into Kirstie Alley.

  22. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
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    I’m with Fish. Looks like hes drunk & trying to coyly grab get a few good squeezes in to make it to the mens room and play it off like its still sexy at his age to grab his junk. If the camera’s weren’t on him, he probably would have dropped trou right there on the beach.

  23. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
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    I’ve made a terrible mistake.

  24. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
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    You can get tits like that at K-Mart now? Do they carry those really great asses, too?

  25. Robin Cavalli Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Roberto Cavalli Yacht Cannes
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    She’s 56 years old and looks fucking spectacular.

  26. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
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    “It itches…it itches really bad!”

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
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    Judging by the Party pix from Ashley’s b’day and now this, one can only conclude that for one reason or another, she’s really “airing things out” lately.

  28. LeAnn Rimes LAX Security
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    “Listen, girly, you shun’ta stole that udder woman’s husband. That weren’t very nice of ya. Now go away before I arrest ya’s.”

  29. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
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    Look! It’s Sammy Davis, Jr. and Bozo!

  30. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    DAYAMMM!I clicked on View Full Size and her tits fell out of my monitor onto my desk.

  31. Nicky Hilton Black Eye Yankees Hat
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    “He asked me to suck on his balls, and being a little bit tipsy (read ‘higher than a Georgia pine’), I misjudged and WHAM! A ten incher right in the eye.”

  32. Prince Charles Looking At Topless Woman Sculpture Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pier 21 Halifax
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    “So you’re from Clan Campbell? Excellent! Wonderful! Ummm…tell me, what is the secret to your tomato soup?”

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    That’s so fake! She had to borrow half of that ass from Khloe.

  34. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans LAX
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    I guess I stand corrected. Kim’s and Khloe’s asses are interchangeable. Good news for the kids who want a Ms. Potato Kardasshian for xmas.

  35. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
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    This couple is always such a ray of sunshine!

  36. John Legend Honorary Doctor Of Music University Of Pennsylvania
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    “Oops, sorry, Coco. I thought those were two doorbells.”

  37. Kesha Pantsless Derpface LAX
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    I heard they were thinking about renaming Los Angeles International Airport to Southern California International Airport. I guess then it could be called Ex-LAX.

  38. Frederique Bel Cleavage Boob Window Dress Maps To The Stars Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    That is top shelf cleavage, that is.

  39. Roberto Cavalli Knee Bandaged Up On Yacht Cannes
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    Sometimes your taint needs sun.

  40. LeAnn Rimes LAX Security
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    Checking the lost and found for her career.

  41. Kate Hudson Legs Short Shorts Heels
    tlmck
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    Her doppelganger, Elisabeth Röhm, actually has boobs.

  42. Prince Charles Looking At Topless Woman Sculpture Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pier 21 Halifax
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    “I believe this statue has given me what commoners call a ‘boner’ “

  43. Nicole Scherzinger Swimsuit Beach Cover Laying On Driftwood Music Video Shoot
    Jkh
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    She’s going to splinters doing that

  44. Nicky Hilton Black Eye Yankees Hat
    GG
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    The original vacant look.

  45. LeAnn Rimes LAX Security
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    Falcor and Andre the Giant: The New Avengers! This fall on CBS.

  46. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
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    Can someone please tell me how to zoom.

  47. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
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    That is one perverse set-up. I mean Mariah sending her husband trolling for Strange white guys.

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

  49. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress Global Gift Gala 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    That’s like the antidote for the Kardashian asses.

  50. Leonardo DiCaprio Whispering In Womans Ear Gotha Club Cannes
    sc4play
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    Just kiss the tip, ok? I promise that’s all you gotta do! Promise, baby!

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