The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.20.14

May 20th, 2014 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, another decent-sized selection thanks again to Cannes where Mickey Rourke really had to make a tinkle and Leonardo DiCaprio just had some innocent conversations with hot as fuck models who aren’t his girlfriend. We’ve also got Nicky Hilton‘s black eye, because you never finish Paris’ coke without asking and Joe Francis free from jail and looking so thrilled to be spending time with his pregnant girlfriend.

Karma, huh Joe? And you thought the showers were Hell,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Hudson Legs Short Shorts Heels
    JimBB
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    Headed to Lost and Found to look for her career.

  2. Kate Hudson Legs Short Shorts Heels
    Ronaldo
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    Keeping those legs firm. Nice

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    Fuck off.

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    She has these little stick legs coming out of that huge ass. Doesn’t look right.

  5. Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless Irina Shayk Cleavage Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    Can’t say anything bad about this photo with my girlfriend. Haters be haters.

  6. Sugar Ray Leonard Getting In Mario Lopez Face Extra
    Ronaldo
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    Say it again……I dare you!

  7. Prince Charles Looking At Topless Woman Sculpture Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pier 21 Halifax
    Little Tongue
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    “That would be a great model for you to get installed, milady.”
    “You should of thought of it before we got married, you poor sorry wanker of an ass.”

  8. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
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    He just had a vision of his girls doing porn in the future. Oh, sweet karma.

  9. Sugar Ray Leonard Getting In Mario Lopez Face Extra
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    Jesus Christ…Sugar Ray Leonard is 58 years old. What is he doing that Lindsay Lohan isn’t? Oh right…not cocaine.

  10. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
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    I have to keep the end squeezed. It keeps the clap from leaking out till I’m ready.

  11. Prince Charles Looking At Topless Woman Sculpture Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pier 21 Halifax
    JimBB
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    “Ah yes, ‘tits.’ I’ve heard of these. It’s what nannies feed children with, yes?”

  12. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress Global Gift Gala 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    I always would.

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    Ronaldo
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    Oh my sweet god….that is just gross. And this is coming from a guy who likes a girl with a nice bubble booty. But this is just not sexy at all.

  14. Robin Cavalli Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Roberto Cavalli Yacht Cannes
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    “You think FIFTY is old?!? HA! You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!”

  15. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
    JimBB
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    Good going, girl! You really found a keeper!

  16. John Legend Honorary Doctor Of Music University Of Pennsylvania
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    He deserves it. He’s been the best since he came on the scene.

  17. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans LAX
    Ronaldo
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    Good luck fitting that in there.

  18. Frederique Bel Cleavage Boob Window Dress Maps To The Stars Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Beetlejuice.

  19. Lady Victoria Hervey Nipples No Bra See Through Top Foxcatcher Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    I bet she’s a freaky little sex kitten.

  20. John Legend Honorary Doctor Of Music University Of Pennsylvania
    JimBB
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    “And THAT’S why the New York Times fired me….Oh, and here’s some black guy getting some bullshit fake degree.”

  21. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
    Ronaldo
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    The look of happiness

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
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    “Hmmmmmm…Now I think this oar will fit in.”

  23. Lady Victoria Hervey Nipples No Bra See Through Top Foxcatcher Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    I’m not sure “Lady” is the correct word to use here.

  24. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress Global Gift Gala 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Ronaldo
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    Not bad….but that is all she has going now….showing her ass.

  25. Katharine McPhee Butt Tight Dress CBS TV Studios Summer Soiree
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    “Where the married producers at?”

  26. Dave Mustaine
    JimBB
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    Guy’s committed. He kept his 80′s hair and his 80′s girl.

  27. Lady Victoria Hervey Nipples No Bra See Through Top Foxcatcher Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Ronaldo
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    Very nice…very classy

  28. Kat Graham Cleavage Sports Bra Legs Short Shorts Stretching Out
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    More squats.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    maoix
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    Reminds me of that potato on toothpicks experiment from elementary school. I don’t remember it culturing HSV-2 though.

  30. Kesha Pantsless Derpface LAX
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    I would.

  31. Kesha Pantsless Derpface LAX
    JimBB
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    “Yeah, could I get a hospital gown in a flower print, please?”

  32. Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless Irina Shayk Cleavage Instagram
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    I really hope Wayne Rooney kicks showboy Ronaldo in the dick again at the World Cup this year.

  33. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
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    Did she JUST tell him that she’s pregnant?

  34. Frederique Bel Cleavage Boob Window Dress Maps To The Stars Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    No idea who she is, but I like what I see.

  35. Ryan Gosling Fixing His Hair Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Not since Derek Zoolander has the world seen an intellect of this power.

  36. Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless Irina Shayk Cleavage Instagram
    JimBB
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    Obsession…for douches…

  37. Sugar Ray Leonard Getting In Mario Lopez Face Extra
    JimBB
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    $20 says they end up making out.

  38. Nicole Scherzinger Swimsuit Beach Cover Laying On Driftwood Music Video Shoot
    JimBB
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    Texting “craZ white grl just fcked tree”

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    That ain’t ass. The crabs have just overpopulated.

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    Little Tongue
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    I look at this, trying not to puke, and here’s what I think :

    Hypothesis 1 = Kim has had way to much stuff injected into her ass: silicon, fat, juvederm, cum, enemas, etc.). She’ll end up breaking both of her legs from the weight.

    Hypothetis 2 = Kim is a very fat girl, who got her mid-section, thighs and legs over-lippo-sucked.

    Otherwise, how would you explain that utter mess? Something is anything BUT normal here.

  41. Prince Charles Looking At Topless Woman Sculpture Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pier 21 Halifax
    George P Burdell
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    Well done, sir. It is the spitting image of Diana on our wedding night.

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    Nice to see Lululemon has hired Edna Mode. This is the final test, after flames, rockets and atomic blasts.

  43. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
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    Would love to see his reaction if someone told her to show them her tits.

  44. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans LAX
    bolsu
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    It’s like going to a drive-thru animal park when the animals stick their heads in the door looking for food.

  45. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
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    I like the choice they made to go with an aspirational advertising campaign. Originally, they were going to do more of a slice-of-life of the average K-mart shopper campaign, but none of their bikinis looked quite right on Luis Guzman.

  46. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
    anonym
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    as long as she doesn’t open her mouth except for bj’s.

  47. Leonardo DiCaprio Whispering In Womans Ear Gotha Club Cannes
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    Does he only have one hat, that stupid dipshit hat?

  48. Jude Law Hipster Clothes Watching
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    Finally accepted he is going bald and put on a hat.

  49. Ryan Gosling Fixing His Hair Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    This dude is so obviously gay. I hope that retarded tattoo is not real.

  50. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
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    The Hudge is awesome.

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