The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.20.14

May 20th, 2014 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, another decent-sized selection thanks again to Cannes where Mickey Rourke really had to make a tinkle and Leonardo DiCaprio just had some innocent conversations with hot as fuck models who aren’t his girlfriend. We’ve also got Nicky Hilton‘s black eye, because you never finish Paris’ coke without asking and Joe Francis free from jail and looking so thrilled to be spending time with his pregnant girlfriend.

Karma, huh Joe? And you thought the showers were Hell,

- Photo Boy

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  1. LeAnn Rimes LAX Security
    tom
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    Can somebody explain who this is? She doesn’t seem to have any particular talent. Plus, she’s got a goofy face.

  2. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
    jdub
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    I’m sure that she’s in Kmart all the freaking time.

  3. LeAnn Rimes LAX Security
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Didn’t realize she was so much smaller than Benson.

  4. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
    jdub
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    David Lee Roth?

  5. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
    Ronaldo
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    Open for business.

  6. Jude Law Hipster Clothes Watching
    fred
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    Come on Eileen. Oh, I swear what he means.

  7. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Hello beautiful.

  8. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I still would [though she looked better in FireFly].

  9. Robin Cavalli Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Roberto Cavalli Yacht Cannes
    jdub
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    The ghost of Miley future.

  10. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Fish, this is the cure for your Kim K big breasts obsession.

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    Jade
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    I’m all for big butts.. mine is big.. but that really looks gross.

  12. John Legend Honorary Doctor Of Music University Of Pennsylvania
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Everyone give it up for my nigga John Legend! (John, I wore my big chain cause I knew you were gonna be here.)

  13. Jude Law Hipster Clothes Watching
    jdub
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    BBare circa 2035

  14. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
    Little Tongue
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    “I’m so famous that I can fondle my tip in public and people don’t mind. In fact, they love it. Isn’t life great?”

  15. Nicky Hilton Black Eye Yankees Hat
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    Jesus. Either the brim of the hat has a weird shade effect or her left eye is bigger than her right. Plus it looks like she put on the “Freshman 15″ at age 30.

  16. Kesha Pantsless Derpface LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Are we still pretending she looks good or was that just for 1 day?

  17. Nicky Hilton Black Eye Yankees Hat
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She tried to take her sister’s coke from it’s ‘secret hiding place’ while she was sleeping.

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    Pig Kardashian

  19. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
    fred
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    Pretty brave of Nick. I heard that all black guys are afraid of clowns, ghosts and certified mail.

  20. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
    trex
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    I hope she’s “cleaned up” since that unfortunate leak a few years back.

  21. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
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    I don’t know what Kmart is selling, but they’re selling the fuck out of it.

  22. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
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    This dude always has a the look of a teen just caught wanking it.

  23. Lady Victoria Hervey Nipples No Bra See Through Top Foxcatcher Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Lady, I don’t know who you are, but I would like to spear you with my penis.

  24. Nicky Hilton Black Eye Yankees Hat
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    She doesn’t listen.

  25. Robin Cavalli Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Roberto Cavalli Yacht Cannes
    JimBB
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    Cavalli? Hey, I know you! I used to babysit your great-grandmother!

  26. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
    Little Tongue
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    “Your wife owes me most of her butt. You need to pay up, now, or else.”

  27. Prince Charles Looking At Topless Woman Sculpture Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pier 21 Halifax
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    My guess is that Prince Chuck share’s Fish’s fondness for Kim’s fat cans.

  28. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
    JimBB
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    Obviously this was her coming out of the movie, not going in.

  29. Prince Charles Looking At Topless Woman Sculpture Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pier 21 Halifax
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    Somebody should tell Camilla that plaid makes her look fat.

  30. Sugar Ray Leonard Getting In Mario Lopez Face Extra
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    Knock him out, Sugar Ray. i bet he’s the reason Maria was forced to leave. Sugar Ray is badass.

  31. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
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    “I think the smell is coming from here…”

  32. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans LAX
    fred
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    Her ass makes that Fiat 500 she just got out of look like an Escalade.

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    One of the greatest technological advances of the 21st century is indestructible stretch fabric.

  34. Nicole Scherzinger Swimsuit Beach Cover Laying On Driftwood Music Video Shoot
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    Keep focus on her ass.

  35. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
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    This is for KMart’s Blue Ball special.

  36. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Jeans LAX
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    Is that a tag sticking out of those giant pants or does she have a tramp stamp?

    • Marketing Mike

      Actually, that’s a really long way to reach back there,
      and they were low on paper, so she missed a little spot.

  37. Dave Mustaine
    ahahah
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    which of those dudes is Mustaine?

  38. Ryan Gosling Fixing His Hair Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    I’m sure that tattoo has deep emotional meaning to him.

  39. Sugar Ray Leonard Getting In Mario Lopez Face Extra
    FYI
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    Leonard is worth over $120M, yet for years his mom was still on food stamps.

  40. Roberto Cavalli Knee Bandaged Up On Yacht Cannes
    Ronaldo
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    “I fallen and i can’t get up”

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
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    An Asian business man waited two hours to rent that board after her

  42. Leonardo DiCaprio Whispering In Womans Ear Gotha Club Cannes
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    “Do you think you could introduce me to Bieber over there?”

  43. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
    JimBB
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    If you;re going to shake Linsay Lohan’s hand, you really should wash your hands afterward.

  44. Nicole Scherzinger Swimsuit Beach Cover Laying On Driftwood Music Video Shoot
    what a looser
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    With that in his face and he still fucking with his iPhone?!

  45. LeAnn Rimes LAX Security
    Ronaldo
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    For a minute i thought it as a photo of O.J. working as a guard at his penitentiary

  46. Roberto Cavalli Knee Bandaged Up On Yacht Cannes
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    I assume he blew out his knee banging his 20 year old girlfriend. Which makes him a goddamn american hero.

    • Umm, how so, he is Italian born and resides in Italy, there is nothing American about him other than the dollars he puts in his pocket.

      • he is a hero to an american (me), ergo he is an american hero.

        and as far as I’m concerned, banging tail like that at his age, I consider him an honorary american

      • Anyone with $10 million plus can bang tail like that at any age, it is not remarkable, lots of people just like him out there. Helps having a top clothing line where you can target lots of desperate young models. Combination of predator on his end and gold digger on theirs. Works I guess.

  47. Channing Tatum Mark Schultz Pointing At Each Other Maps To The Stars Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Their “You the man!”/”No, YOU the man!” banter went on for hours.

  48. Channing Tatum Mark Schultz Pointing At Each Other Maps To The Stars Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Ronaldo
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    Who farted?

  49. LeAnn Rimes LAX Security
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    She doesn’t even realize Slenderman is watching her through the glass…

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    MOOOOOOOO…

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