The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.20.14

May 20th, 2014 // 399 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, another decent-sized selection thanks again to Cannes where Mickey Rourke really had to make a tinkle and Leonardo DiCaprio just had some innocent conversations with hot as fuck models who aren’t his girlfriend. We’ve also got Nicky Hilton‘s black eye, because you never finish Paris’ coke without asking and Joe Francis free from jail and looking so thrilled to be spending time with his pregnant girlfriend.

Karma, huh Joe? And you thought the showers were Hell,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
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    Her body is fucking spectacular.

  2. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
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    God damn that’s fucking creepy.

  3. Kesha Pantsless Derpface LAX
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    She’s gone from gutter slut to Stepford daughter.

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Chopard Backstage Afterparty Photocall 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival
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    Holy fake tits Batman! Guess she got over her fear of surgery…

  5. Dave Mustaine
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    Yep, Dave-o. Looks like you were right. We can all see what money cures.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Curious how many clicksters will actually opt for the “full size” view.

  7. LeAnn Rimes LAX Security
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    Reminds me of the movie Step Brothers.

  8. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Chopard Backstage Afterparty Photocall 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival
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    Looks good.

  9. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
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    That’s the face of a guy who really doesn’t want to go to PMITA prison.

  10. Leonardo DiCaprio Whispering In Womans Ear Gotha Club Cannes
    Swearin
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    “I love your necklace, I want to get one for my girlfriend. Can I see you wear it when completely naked in my hotel room? You and my girlfriend have the same body type and I need to be sure it’ll look good.”

  11. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
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    Who’s the bigger clown here?

  12. Leonardo DiCaprio Whispering In Womans Ear Gotha Club Cannes
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    Black guy thought bubble: “Is Monsieur Candy stealing my girl?”

  13. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
    Cock Dr
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    You never forget what happens in the prison showers.

  14. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
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    Can you guys smell it? Is it me?

  15. Prince Charles Looking At Topless Woman Sculpture Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pier 21 Halifax
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    “It has quite a different shape than say your average 103 year old broodmare wouldn’t you say?”

  16. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
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    I think I’m in love. Does this count as jungle fever?

  17. Robin Cavalli Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Roberto Cavalli Yacht Cannes
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    Stealing the souls of young men keeps her young.

  18. Robin Cavalli Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Roberto Cavalli Yacht Cannes
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    I hope that kid took some vitamin E. He’s in for a hell of an evening.

  19. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
    bob
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    he fucks guys

  20. Nicky Hilton Black Eye Yankees Hat
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    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie . . .

    Cocaine.

  21. Jude Law Hipster Clothes Watching
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    Woman in the background’s expression says it all. “What an asshole.”

  22. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
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    Prison or baby?

  23. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
    datass
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    Congratulations Nick. Whiteface well done. Well done indeed.

  24. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
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    Gotta go to Kmart. Def’nitely gotta go to Kmart.

  25. John Legend Honorary Doctor Of Music University Of Pennsylvania
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    “♫ Were Just ordinary people ♫”
    “No this bitch didn’t..”

  26. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
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    Ever get that “not so fresh feeling”?

  27. Leonardo DiCaprio Whispering In Womans Ear Gotha Club Cannes
    Natty Ice
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    “Wanna’ hear a secret? Unlike Channing, Jonah really did kiss my tip…”

  28. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
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    She must have seen “Blended” for the first time.

  29. Sofia Vergara Cheetah Print Bikini Kmart Ad
    Ronaldo
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    She is pretty, no denying that, but this photo is wayyyy Photoshoped.

    • Jade

      I agree. Soon people won’t even need to model because they’ll just generate an image in whatever pose wearing whatever cloth in whatever shape. Its taking false advertising to a new level. But most of all, it is trivializing beauty, when beauty is edited.

  30. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
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    “Hey Nick, you like chicken? I got some sweet chicken back there. Comeon, Nick, how ’bout some nice chicken”?

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    datass
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    Sombody has a poopy diaper…

  32. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
    Ronaldo
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    Is that the secret hand signal?

  33. Ryan Gosling Fixing His Hair Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
    Voice of Reisling
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    Swoon.

  34. Joe Francis Rage Face Pregnant Girlfriend Abbey Wilson
    datass
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    Three seconds before a left uppercut to the jaw.

  35. Jude Law Hipster Clothes Watching
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Does anyone have deodorant?

  36. Leonardo DiCaprio Whispering In Womans Ear Gotha Club Cannes
    Ronaldo
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    This guy never stops. Good for him.

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    anonyous
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    Good for her to say fuck you to conventional thinking and actually become a even bigger fat ass weeks before her wedding.

  38. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s uglier than her twin Khloe.

  39. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
    Ronaldo
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    That’s the same face i make when i see her.

  40. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
    fred
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    Doctor’s orders. If he doesn’t hold his junk, it falls off.

  41. Channing Tatum Mark Schultz Pointing At Each Other Maps To The Stars Premiere 67th Cannes Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who told Jonah where DiCaprio was staying?

  42. Dave Mustaine
    flavorsavor
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    Can’t question his commitment to his hairstyle.

  43. Sugar Ray Leonard Getting In Mario Lopez Face Extra
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    Even at 58, I’d put 100 bucks on Leonard here.

  44. Ryan Gosling Fixing His Hair Lost River Photo Call 67th Cannes Film Festival
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    Is the river they’re referring to the millions of soaked panties this picture caused?

  45. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
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    You gotta love the sexy little minx.

  46. Kesha Pantsless Derpface LAX
    flavorsavor
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    Looks like she gained about 25 lbs since rehab.

  47. Drew Barrymore Pointing At Her Crotch Blended Premiere Berlin
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I liked her much better in the Playboy spread she did a few years back.

  48. Mickey Rourke Holding His Dick
    Jade
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    He couldn’t find his pocket and his hand needed a place to go.

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Legs Spread Paddleboard
    Hugh G. Rection
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    “They told me this thing vibrates when you use it”

  50. Nick Cannon Ronald McDonald House New York Gala
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    Two clowns.

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