The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.15.12

May 15th, 2012 // 464 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that actually serves a valuable purpose for once besides boob-ogling. (It still has that.) And that purpose is Chris Brown‘s object lesson in the practical decision-making capabilities, or more accurately lack thereof, withing the female brain. We’ve also got Thomas Lennon closing the chapter on photobombs, and Joe Lawrence not understanding how dryers and/or Los Angeles weather works.

Remember what I said about boob-ogling? You’re welcome,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
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    Doesn’t the White House crasher bitch have the same name?

  2. Donald Trump
    The Brown Streak
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    Aubrey O’Day didn’t take her firing too well we she belted him in the nuts.

  3. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
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    Why even worry about clothing at this point?

  4. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    Crissy
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    I know he likes high numbers, but does he also have to go with that many layers?!!

  5. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    Crissy
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    Dude’s about to blow a clown’s nose!

  6. Jessie J Purple Tights High Kick
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    “It’s supposed to be a folk song about potato famine, but okay…” – guitar player

  7. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    It’s fake….like the flavoring in a Twinkies snack cake, but you know people gobble them up anyway.

  8. Donald Trump
    Crissy
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    And I took that asshole’s wiener and bit it like this!

  9. Lady Gaga Midriff
    Cock Dr
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    Is she still around?

  10. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
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    I’d eat her ass like colon cancer.

  11. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    Smapdi
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    Your move, Will.i.am.

  12. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    Crissy
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    With this much exposure, does one even get excited about nip-slip? I mean, her surgeon, did do a nice job, though!

  13. The Rock Flexing Bicep Pain And Gain
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    “I popped the T-top off with my head!”

  14. The Situation Haircut
    difficult brown
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    I wonder if he asked for the ‘Travolta’ special?

  15. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    sprub
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    Even the guitarist’s hat is a pale imitation of the real thing

  16. Liam Neeson Brown Teeth The Today Show
    Livinus Nwambe
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    “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a producer, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me money now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. ”
    A quote often misattributed to Liam Neeson, but actually from Lindsay Lohan talking to a director.

  17. Donald Trump
    sprub
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    Constipated ? Eat prunes !

  18. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    Cock Dr
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    I love Converse sneaks.
    Who IS that mess inside them?

  19. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    The Pope
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    Your move, Rihanna.

  20. Jessie J Purple Tights High Kick
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    Who came up with the title “Music is Great Week”?

    That’s someone who’s just bored as fuck and phoning it in at this point.

    NASCAR – “Fast Cars in a Circle”
    The Academy Awards – “Statues for Actors”

  21. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
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    “So you heard from Martyn it’s better to give than receive?”
    “It’s on bitch”

  22. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    j/k
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    See, Black guys CAN dress like an Olsen.

  23. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    j/k
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    He should have let this one die.

  24. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Small V Neck Shirt
    j/k
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    Wilmer Valderama. With tits!

  25. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    Dick Hell
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    Demure, ain’t it?

  26. Wendy Williams Cleavage
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    Good to see Latoya got her nose tweaked again.

  27. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
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    What the fuck is Lionel Riche wearing?

  28. Jessie J Purple Tights High Kick
    metoo
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    That’s one of the most unnatural, confusing things I’ve ever seen… And I’m in clown porn.

  29. Melissa Joan Hart Pregnant
    difficult brown
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    She had to pay her ten bucks to get in, just like everybody else.

  30. The Situation Haircut
    Contusion
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    All this time I thought there were only THREE Stooges.

  31. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
    Chinny
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    Scoliosis has never been sexier.

  32. Melissa Joan Hart Pregnant
    Contusion
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    Why do all pregnant women assume that they need to hold the top and underside of their belly for photos so that we all know they are pregnant?

  33. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    metoo
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    Redefining “Black Irish”.

  34. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    Contusion
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    A parody of a parody.

  35. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    Gun & Rose.

    Plural would be an actual band.

  36. Donald Trump
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    The new face of Bitter Orange

  37. Donald Trump
    Contusion
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    Tanning Dad.

  38. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Small V Neck Shirt
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    Okay, I got the picture….you can stop flexing now.

  39. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Men In Black III
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    This is going to suck as much as the Berlin premiere of Men in Brownshirts.

  40. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    EricLr
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    There is a fine line between rapper and homeless.

  41. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    blonde
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    What….the….fuchhhhh

  42. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    It was bound to happen. Eventually Doctor Who would come back black.

  43. Donald Trump
    SSHGuru
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    There is definitely a FUCK about to explode there.

  44. Melissa Joan Hart Pregnant
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Clarissa should have swallowed it all.

  45. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    New album: Appetite For Everything.

  46. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
    rantatonne
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    No dick, no dice.

  47. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Men In Black III
    it had to be said
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    She’s a hot, hot woman. No snark, just an erection.

  48. Thomas Lennon Moustache
    it had to be said
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    Wait, he’s not wearing shorts.

  49. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
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    “If I punch her in the face, I might hurt my hand again….but if I hit her in the stomach I won’t do as much damage with my limp wristed combat style. FML!!!”

  50. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Totally defective love doll. The mouth should be in a more convenient “O” shape.

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