Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that actually serves a valuable purpose for once besides boob-ogling. (It still has that.) And that purpose is Chris Brown‘s object lesson in the practical decision-making capabilities, or more accurately lack thereof, withing the female brain. We’ve also got Thomas Lennon closing the chapter on photobombs, and Joe Lawrence not understanding how dryers and/or Los Angeles weather works.
Remember what I said about boob-ogling? You’re welcome,
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Doesn’t the White House crasher bitch have the same name?
Aubrey O’Day didn’t take her firing too well we she belted him in the nuts.
Why even worry about clothing at this point?
Or a watch, for that matter.
I know he likes high numbers, but does he also have to go with that many layers?!!
Dude’s about to blow a clown’s nose!
“It’s supposed to be a folk song about potato famine, but okay…” – guitar player
fucking winner!
What sparky said.
+10!
It’s fake….like the flavoring in a Twinkies snack cake, but you know people gobble them up anyway.
And I took that asshole’s wiener and bit it like this!
Is she still around?
I’d eat her ass like colon cancer.
pimp?
Nope!
Your move, Will.i.am.
With this much exposure, does one even get excited about nip-slip? I mean, her surgeon, did do a nice job, though!
“I popped the T-top off with my head!”
I wonder if he asked for the ‘Travolta’ special?
I’ll take shave, cut & blow for $300, Alex.
Even the guitarist’s hat is a pale imitation of the real thing
Even the guitarist is a pale imitation of the real thing.
Fixed.
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a producer, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me money now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. ”
A quote often misattributed to Liam Neeson, but actually from Lindsay Lohan talking to a director.
Constipated ? Eat prunes !
I love Converse sneaks.
Who IS that mess inside them?
Your move, Rihanna.
So far still loving this meme.
Who came up with the title “Music is Great Week”?
That’s someone who’s just bored as fuck and phoning it in at this point.
NASCAR – “Fast Cars in a Circle”
The Academy Awards – “Statues for Actors”
Lifetime – “Television for Women”
Television – “Internet for idiots”
“So you heard from Martyn it’s better to give than receive?”
“It’s on bitch”
See, Black guys CAN dress like an Olsen.
He should have let this one die.
Wilmer Valderama. With tits!
Demure, ain’t it?
Good to see Latoya got her nose tweaked again.
What the fuck is Lionel Riche wearing?
*Richie
That’s one of the most unnatural, confusing things I’ve ever seen… And I’m in clown porn.
Thanks, I just spit coffee all over my monitor.
She had to pay her ten bucks to get in, just like everybody else.
All this time I thought there were only THREE Stooges.
Scoliosis has never been sexier.
Why do all pregnant women assume that they need to hold the top and underside of their belly for photos so that we all know they are pregnant?
Redefining “Black Irish”.
A parody of a parody.
Gun & Rose.
Plural would be an actual band.
The new face of Bitter Orange
Tanning Dad.
Okay, I got the picture….you can stop flexing now.
This is going to suck as much as the Berlin premiere of Men in Brownshirts.
brilliant
There is a fine line between rapper and homeless.
What….the….fuchhhhh
It was bound to happen. Eventually Doctor Who would come back black.
There is definitely a FUCK about to explode there.
Clarissa should have swallowed it all.
New album: Appetite For Everything.
No dick, no dice.
She’s a hot, hot woman. No snark, just an erection.
bingo!
Wait, he’s not wearing shorts.
“If I punch her in the face, I might hurt my hand again….but if I hit her in the stomach I won’t do as much damage with my limp wristed combat style. FML!!!”
Totally defective love doll. The mouth should be in a more convenient “O” shape.