Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that actually serves a valuable purpose for once besides boob-ogling. (It still has that.) And that purpose is Chris Brown‘s object lesson in the practical decision-making capabilities, or more accurately lack thereof, withing the female brain. We’ve also got Thomas Lennon closing the chapter on photobombs, and Joe Lawrence not understanding how dryers and/or Los Angeles weather works.
Remember what I said about boob-ogling? You’re welcome,
- Photo Boy
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I’m glad she reproduced. I hate the thought of western civilization losing those brilliant genes.
Darn right. Hollywood will regurgitate a Sabrina the Teenage Witch remake (or two) soon enough, so the new one might as well be straight from the source.
You’re FAP FAP FAP FAP Fired!!!
You can hit the gym as much as you want, Joey, but when you slap on the knit hat and the oversized Aviator sunglasses…. all bets are off.
After looking at this picture for 5 minutes, the only real thing is… I don’t know, maybe she was born with that elbow.
FUCK!!! Tan Mom’s in my favorite tanning booth again!!!
He killed three terrorists on his way there–or, as we call them, “homeless men.”
Have her scrubbed and brought to my tent!
No, that’s Axl Rose performing with Axl Rose’s band. Guns n Roses broke up 20 years ago.
This^. Unless they reunited and Fish didn’t tell us. Because we all know this is where I get my news.
Yeah, I was about to say, didn’t Axl just publicly take a dump on Gn’R when the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inducted them?
Wow, nice clean family fun. Everything Men in Black and Will Smith’s image have been about… until now.
“I think I found the eject button. Right here by the slot.”
When did Nic Cage’s son get back on this site?
Damn, hasn’t the odometer rolled over 4000 yet?
Just going to a PTA meeting in my dockers.
“What a PTA meeting is doing in my dockers I’ll never know…”
Brilliant
Too bad everything about her is fake (including the booty): http://famousplastic.com/2011/04/12/sophie-turner-is-turning-into-coco/
i don’t think she had plastic surgery.. i think she just wears those undies with padding
The perfect camouflage for a receding hairline! Why didn’t I think of that?
To Dan, Love Nicole Sherzzing—
To Dan, Love Nicole Switzerghe—
To Dan, Love Me.
Haha, awesome.
“I want all 12 of you out there to clap your hands and sing along…”
In every Lady GaGa picture is a Japanese Leonardo DiCaprio looking at his beer wishing the roofie would kick in now.
Please, God, let him be joining the military…
“Honk Honk…What? Higher?”
“Simon Cowell!! I challenge you to a moob-off!!”
I was thinking of going somewhere in this vein, but you saved me the trouble.
Wow, sex slaves at U.S. premieres are considered in bad taste.
Oohh, so you have a dick in there too? GAME ON.
Who says comic books lie when real women jut their hips out that far?
siiiiiiiiiideboooooooooob!!!!!!
THAT does not qualify as “sideboob” that is just BOOB, nekid boob!
Alright then… whoooooooole booooooooob !!!!!
Plastic boobie but boobie none the less.
Her boob looks like a water balloon painted “latte brown”.
Well, there goes my soul.
“Hey little girl…want some Hawaiian PUNCH!?”
He hadn’t worn that suit in a while and just found a 20 in his pocket.
Don’t you love when that happens…
“Is Godziwa! Wun!”
This is a new variety of mega-fauna. Let’s call it Mole-Woman.
It’s Aubrey O’Day
“Welcome to the jungle, we’re Guns N’ Roses only in name…”
Who the fuck ISN’T knocked up in Hollywood?
p.s. GROSS.
You know how Hollywood types have to copy each other.
In the early 90′s it was hip for Hollywierd white chicks to marry black guys. In the late 90′s it was hip to be lesbian. Then came the “adopt a black baby” phase. Now we have pregnant phase.
Personally, I’m waiting for “bomb that wipes Hollywood” off the map phase.
Bravo sir, bravo. Can we start with the Kardashians?
You forgot the Every Chick Had to Have a Yapping Chihuahua in Her Purse Phase!
Whenever an artist refers to himself as Andre 3000, for example, the record labels should just change it to Douche 1, 2 and etc.
“Say, the Brahma Bull’s got a take a nasty Brahma Bull Shit!”
This is actually a great metaphor;; Donald Trump shitting on the NBC logo.
Winner!
CHUD!!!!! Run for your life!!!!!!
excellent top-boob.
We’re sure this isn’t the set of Pain and Gain?
No, this is just pain.
“So can you handle a couple of punches?”
I see they had cheesecake at the pre-screening party.
Is he saying fired, fuck, or just farting?
When is pimp gonna show up to say he’d eat her ass or something along those lines?
He’d better hurry, or he’s going to end up in line behind me.
I would eat her ass or something along those lines…oh wait! You said “pimp”? I thought you said “wimp”. Never mind…
i always wanted to know what would happen if the Venom Symbiote attached itself to a woman.
trying so hard to keep that penis tucked…
what gorgeous locks of pubes.
So Jason is hanging out with Adam Sandler?
I don’t know, man. I’m seeing that one dude in that shitty band. You know, Mrs. Paltrow I think is his name.
I thought it was Mr. Paltrow at first. You know, whatshisname from Coldplay.
“I hold it like this and put my leg like this, I tell you it works magic in this industry!, and you say I have not talent?!”
I thought she was singing a rendition of Brittany’s “Oops I Farted Again” song?????
I’m sure that smells like fish and liverwurst.
Axl’s new tour includes the hit songs “Welcome to the Buffet” and “Sweet Ribs of Mine”
Thank you for making me laugh out loud!
“ahhhhhhhh, whataya mean be calm?! I am calm, futhafucka!!!”