The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.15.12

May 15th, 2012 // 464 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that actually serves a valuable purpose for once besides boob-ogling. (It still has that.) And that purpose is Chris Brown‘s object lesson in the practical decision-making capabilities, or more accurately lack thereof, withing the female brain. We’ve also got Thomas Lennon closing the chapter on photobombs, and Joe Lawrence not understanding how dryers and/or Los Angeles weather works.

Remember what I said about boob-ogling? You’re welcome,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Melissa Joan Hart Pregnant
    EricLr
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    I’m glad she reproduced. I hate the thought of western civilization losing those brilliant genes.

    • JC

      Darn right. Hollywood will regurgitate a Sabrina the Teenage Witch remake (or two) soon enough, so the new one might as well be straight from the source.

  2. Donald Trump
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re FAP FAP FAP FAP Fired!!!

  3. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Small V Neck Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    You can hit the gym as much as you want, Joey, but when you slap on the knit hat and the oversized Aviator sunglasses…. all bets are off.

  4. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    After looking at this picture for 5 minutes, the only real thing is… I don’t know, maybe she was born with that elbow.

  5. Donald Trump
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCK!!! Tan Mom’s in my favorite tanning booth again!!!

  6. Liam Neeson Brown Teeth The Today Show
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    He killed three terrorists on his way there–or, as we call them, “homeless men.”

  7. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Have her scrubbed and brought to my tent!

  8. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    No, that’s Axl Rose performing with Axl Rose’s band. Guns n Roses broke up 20 years ago.

  9. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    River
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, nice clean family fun. Everything Men in Black and Will Smith’s image have been about… until now.

  10. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    “I think I found the eject button. Right here by the slot.”

  11. Jessie J Purple Tights High Kick
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Nic Cage’s son get back on this site?

  12. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, hasn’t the odometer rolled over 4000 yet?

  13. Jason Statham Pink Shirt
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Just going to a PTA meeting in my dockers.

  14. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
    PRSummer
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad everything about her is fake (including the booty): http://famousplastic.com/2011/04/12/sophie-turner-is-turning-into-coco/

  15. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Small V Neck Shirt
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    The perfect camouflage for a receding hairline! Why didn’t I think of that?

  16. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Men In Black III
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    To Dan, Love Nicole Sherzzing—
    To Dan, Love Nicole Switzerghe—
    To Dan, Love Me.

  17. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    Commented on this photo:

    “I want all 12 of you out there to clap your hands and sing along…”

  18. Lady Gaga Midriff
    Commented on this photo:

    In every Lady GaGa picture is a Japanese Leonardo DiCaprio looking at his beer wishing the roofie would kick in now.

  19. The Situation Haircut
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Please, God, let him be joining the military…

  20. Thomas Lennon Moustache
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Honk Honk…What? Higher?”

  21. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Small V Neck Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Simon Cowell!! I challenge you to a moob-off!!”

  22. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, sex slaves at U.S. premieres are considered in bad taste.

  23. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Oohh, so you have a dick in there too? GAME ON.

  24. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Who says comic books lie when real women jut their hips out that far?

  25. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    siiiiiiiiiideboooooooooob!!!!!!

  26. Wendy Williams Cleavage
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, there goes my soul.

  27. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey little girl…want some Hawaiian PUNCH!?”

  28. Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    He hadn’t worn that suit in a while and just found a 20 in his pocket.

  29. Lady Gaga Midriff
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is Godziwa! Wun!”

  30. Wendy Williams Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Aubrey O’Day

  31. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Welcome to the jungle, we’re Guns N’ Roses only in name…”

  32. Melissa Joan Hart Pregnant
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck ISN’T knocked up in Hollywood?

    p.s. GROSS.

    • You know how Hollywood types have to copy each other.

      In the early 90′s it was hip for Hollywierd white chicks to marry black guys. In the late 90′s it was hip to be lesbian. Then came the “adopt a black baby” phase. Now we have pregnant phase.

      Personally, I’m waiting for “bomb that wipes Hollywood” off the map phase.

  33. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    Commented on this photo:

    Whenever an artist refers to himself as Andre 3000, for example, the record labels should just change it to Douche 1, 2 and etc.

  34. The Rock Flexing Bicep Pain And Gain
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Say, the Brahma Bull’s got a take a nasty Brahma Bull Shit!”

  35. Donald Trump
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    This is actually a great metaphor;; Donald Trump shitting on the NBC logo.

  36. Wendy Williams Cleavage
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
    Commented on this photo:

    CHUD!!!!! Run for your life!!!!!!

  37. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Men In Black III
    Boing
    Commented on this photo:

    excellent top-boob.

  38. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Small V Neck Shirt
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    We’re sure this isn’t the set of Pain and Gain?

  39. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “So can you handle a couple of punches?”

  40. Melissa Joan Hart Pregnant
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    I see they had cheesecake at the pre-screening party.

  41. Donald Trump
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he saying fired, fuck, or just farting?

  42. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    When is pimp gonna show up to say he’d eat her ass or something along those lines?

  43. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    i always wanted to know what would happen if the Venom Symbiote attached itself to a woman.

  44. Lady Gaga Midriff
    Boing
    Commented on this photo:

    trying so hard to keep that penis tucked…

  45. The Situation Haircut
    Boing
    Commented on this photo:

    what gorgeous locks of pubes.

  46. Jason Statham Pink Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    So Jason is hanging out with Adam Sandler?

  47. Jessie J Purple Tights High Kick
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “I hold it like this and put my leg like this, I tell you it works magic in this industry!, and you say I have not talent?!”

  48. Jessie J Purple Tights High Kick
    Boing
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure that smells like fish and liverwurst.

  49. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Axl’s new tour includes the hit songs “Welcome to the Buffet” and “Sweet Ribs of Mine”

  50. The Rock Flexing Bicep Pain And Gain
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “ahhhhhhhh, whataya mean be calm?! I am calm, futhafucka!!!”

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