The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.13.14

Photo Boy | May 13, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m safe under Emily Ratajkowski’s butt to put any words at all down here since nobody’s around, so I think I’ll do today’s jokes in the style of Donald Sterling. What could go wrong? Take a look at Wesley Snipes here, convicted tax cheat and yet he’s on red carpets acting like he’s not going to talk through the whole movie. And what about Jada Pinkawhatever? I can’t even pronounce that one, but I heard she’s fine with her teenage daughter posting pornographic pictures online! Where’s the outrage for her, or should we ask the grandmother who’s probably raising her anyway? It really doesn’t seem fair to me. I’m almost as sad over this as Jonah Hill was when the waitress told him the fryer was broken.

*rereads post, worries, remembers Donald Sterling is a pile of dogshit in the rain, clicks publish,*

- Photo Boy

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