The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.13.14

May 13th, 2014 // 355 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m safe under Emily Ratajkowski‘s butt to put any words at all down here since nobody’s around, so I think I’ll do today’s jokes in the style of Donald Sterling. What could go wrong? Take a look at Wesley Snipes here, convicted tax cheat and yet he’s on red carpets acting like he’s not going to talk through the whole movie. And what about Jada Pinkawhatever? I can’t even pronounce that one, but I heard she’s fine with her teenage daughter posting pornographic pictures online! Where’s the outrage for her, or should we ask the grandmother who’s probably raising her anyway? It really doesn’t seem fair to me. I’m almost as sad over this as Jonah Hill was when the waitress told him the fryer was broken.

*rereads post, worries, remembers Donald Sterling is a pile of dogshit in the rain, clicks publish,*

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  1. Jada Pinkett Smith Muscular Cleavage
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    Jaded Pancake Slit.

  2. Rita Moreno Kissing Ricky Martin People 50 Most Beautiful Issue Event
    malaka
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    just close your eyes and pretend its ian mckellan.

  3. Jada Pinkett Smith Muscular Cleavage
    malaka
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    its 10:00. do you know where your children are?

  4. Misty Copleand Nipple Pasties See Through Dress American Ballet Theatre Opening Night 2014 Spring Gala
    Robert Di Nero's secret thoughts
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    I’d like to line her up along with Alicia Keyes, Rihanna, Zoe Saldona and all of Quincy Jones girls and fuck each of those mulattos so hard that their grandkids will come out with their faces looking like a glazed doughnut.

  5. Ian McKellen Patrick Stewart X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere London
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    Someone just left the friend zone.

  6. Lea Michele Nipple Slip Fox Upronts Party
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    Enjoy it before she looks up.

  7. Will Forte Scruffy Beard
    malaka
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    with brilliant comedic actors there’s always the question;
    are they really just plain bonkers?

  8. Angelina Jolie White Powder Face Makeup Malfunction Brad Pitt The Normal Heart Screening
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    Looks like an editor’s kid got a hold of the photoshop spray bush…

  9. Courtney Love Drunk Cleavage Legs Minidress Back Of Cab
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    “Te wanna-wanga.”

  10. Perla Hudson Nipple Slip Slash MusiCares MAP Fund Benefit Concert
    malaka
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    good for him. he still looks….. great.
    in that biker had sex with a sheep dog kind of way.

  11. Khloe Kardashian Swinging On Trapeze
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    She’s about to do the tarzan call and land on the top of of the AT-ST and get a Han, Leia, C3P0, and R2 out a jam to get those shields down!

  12. Sharon Osbourne Yelling Into Cellphone
    malaka
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    she may or may not be horrible but at least she has motherly instincts. which is more than we can say about dina or kris.

  13. Kelly Osbourne Wiping Off Ozzy Osbourne Mouth MusiCares MAP Fund Benefit Concert
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    “Hush your mouth…nobody knows what the bats Los Gillicutty are…”

  14. Will Forte Scruffy Beard
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    “Everybody back! He’s gone full Robin Williams!”

  15. Emily Ratajkowski Butt Bikini Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    Wow……she looks amazing in that photo. Showing that she is a total package (front and back).

  16. Will Forte Scruffy Beard
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    Ashton Kutcher blows.

  17. Perla Hudson Nipple Slip Slash MusiCares MAP Fund Benefit Concert
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    when she walks, I bet it sounds like two wet balloons rubbing together.

  18. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Dress the American Ballet Theatre Opening Night 2014 Spring Gala
    Ronaldo
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    Who knew???
    Very nice

  19. Selena Gomez Cleavage American Ballet Theatre Opening Night 2014 Spring Gala
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    “Thanks for the gift bag. I’ll put this in the coat check. I’ll be right back.”

    “Hello. I’m Chris Hansen. Have a seat.”

  20. Khloe Kardashian Swinging On Trapeze
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    You remember the scene from Jurassic Park where they’re lowering the cows into the raptor pit? Well, this is an outtake of that scene.

  21. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight White Pants Nuvo TV Upfronts
    Ronaldo
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    Yes lady in the back……thats what a bubble butt looks like.

  22. Donald Trump Shannon Airport Dublin
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    Zuuuuuul

  23. Jonah Hill Angry Face Hugos
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    Table for two

  24. Terrence Howard Sandals Wife Mira Christine Pak
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    auditioning for the role of johnny depp

  25. Fan Bingbing Hugh Jackman X Men Days Of Future Past Beijing Press Conference
    JR
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    “So, this is what a female breast feels like. Hmm. No, still not into it.”

  26. Perla Hudson Nipple Slip Slash MusiCares MAP Fund Benefit Concert
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    One of these things is not like the other…

  27. Sharon Osbourne Yelling Into Cellphone
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    Oi!

  28. Fan Bingbing Hugh Jackman X Men Days Of Future Past Beijing Press Conference
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    When he gets it in, does she go “BingBingBing”?

  29. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Dress the American Ballet Theatre Opening Night 2014 Spring Gala
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    Great coming and going.

  30. Will Forte Scruffy Beard
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    MacGruber looking just grubby.

  31. Katherine Heigl Alfre Woodard Pointing At Cameras NBC Upront Presentation
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    “I’m going to sue that camera person because they are making money off my image”

  32. Misty Copleand Nipple Pasties See Through Dress American Ballet Theatre Opening Night 2014 Spring Gala
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    Who knew ballerinas could have big boobs?

  33. Khloe Kardashian Swinging On Trapeze
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    Chewie returns to the forest moon of Endor.

  34. Khloe Kardashian Swinging On Trapeze
    fred
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    “That bear sure does move like a monkey,” said one old guy talking to another and watching nearby.

  35. Donald Trump Shannon Airport Dublin
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    Looks like Donnie Hairhat spent too much time on the tanning bed.

  36. Jada Pinkett Smith Muscular Cleavage
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    I would take her to a Clippers game. I don’t care what Don Sterling thinks.

  37. Perla Hudson Nipple Slip Slash MusiCares MAP Fund Benefit Concert
    popwilleatitself
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    square boob

  38. Perla Hudson Nipple Slip Slash MusiCares MAP Fund Benefit Concert
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    I didn’t realize that manhole covers could have nipples.

  39. Jonah Hill Angry Face Hugos
    Veronika Larsson
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    Whaddya mean Leo’s not coming? I can’t eat without Leo. Are you sure Leo’s not coming? Because I’m pretty sure Leo’s PA said he would be here and then we could have lunch together. So maybe I should wait…are you SURE Leo’s not coming?

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight White Pants Nuvo TV Upfronts
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    As big as her butt may be, she looks like a 12 year old boy next to Kim and Khloe.

  41. Jonah Hill Angry Face Hugos
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    In the interest of full equality:

    “Moooo!”

  42. Candice Swanepoel Nipples No Bra Doutzen Kroes Pregnant Belly
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    “One of these things doesn’t belong here/
    One of these things doesn’t fit….”

  43. Terrence Howard Sandals Wife Mira Christine Pak
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    I swear he has been carrying that Unversal One book around for two years and this M-Fer here has only made it to that green tab.

  44. Perla Hudson Nipple Slip Slash MusiCares MAP Fund Benefit Concert
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    She’s classy

  45. Ian McKellen Patrick Stewart X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere London
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Usually when Patrick makes that face, you can’t see one of Ian’s thumbs.

  46. Coco Side Boob Butt Minidress Coco & The Vanity Vixens Show Red Carpet
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    HORK!!

  47. Terrence Howard Sandals Wife Mira Christine Pak
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    Fivehead

  48. Jonah Hill Angry Face Hugos
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ummm, Leo and Marty were supposed to meet me here for lunch to discuss our next project. Let me just call them quickly…

    “The number you have dialed is not in service.”

  49. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Dress the American Ballet Theatre Opening Night 2014 Spring Gala
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m in love.

  50. Fan Bingbing Hugh Jackman X Men Days Of Future Past Beijing Press Conference
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    He looks like he just won an Olympic silver medal.

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